The new mission statement.

Went out with temyam on friday.since lin had this microsoft thingy at klcc i figured i'd tag along rather than staying home being absolutely unreproductive.

plus it was temyam's birthday so somehow i felt obliged(?) to treat her to,uh,something.well it wasnt actually something.it was two things haha.

i bought tickets for pandorum,the new movie which just came out last thursday.and it was THE THANG.the producers were the same as the ones who made resident evil so yeah memang ada makhluk-makhluk aneh bergigi tajam makan orang dan amat menjengkelkan dalam movie tersebut.

tapi seriously sangat best saya amat mengesyorkan supaya anda pergi tengok.if you like resident evil,you'll definitely love pandorum :)

rasa macam nak cerita the whole movie kat sini tapi macam spoil pulak ehehehehe.so baiklah takpayah cerita disini ya oki jika mahu tahu sila pergi tonton sendiri serious best tak rugi kalau rasa rugi saya sudi refund balik duit anda(?)

dahlah seat kitorang memang position yang paling puh puh peh peh ah dalam cinema tu.memang at the centre.baris tengah,tempat duduk tengah.and we were surrounded by couples EEEE JENGKEL GILA SEBELAH AKU COUPLE SEBELAH TEMYAM COUPLE HOH.

aku cukup tak suka duduk sebelah couple dalam cinema sebab aku rasa macam ikut sama bermaksiat -_-

masa aku tengok final destination 4 dengan lat dulu pun aku tukar tempat sebab sebelah aku couple aku tak sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

tapi agak bagus juga aku duduk sebelah couple haritu kerana aku dan temyam asyik membuat bising lalu mereka tidak dapat konsentret untuk melakukan maksiat(?) awek yang duduk sebelah temyam pun sampai fedap nak tukar tempat dengan boypren dia hahahahahahahapadanmukahahahahahah.

after the movie kitorang dah terketar-ketar kesejukan dan pundi kencing pun seperti sudah penuh dengan air sprite(?) lalu bergegas lah kami keluar melalui jalan keluar pawagam yang sangat panjang seperti endless entah mengapa itu pun.

sebaik sahaj keluar dari penggung wayang temyam telah menunjukkan simptom-simptom hipotermia yang kronik iaitu bibir menjadi pucat dan kuku menjadi biru.

serious ah pompuan ni dudok tengok wayang 2 jam dah kene hipotermia hahahhahahah agak kelakar disitu hahahahaha.

lalu duduklah kami diluar klcc sebentar mengusha orang-orang bekerja yang kelihatan sungguh hangsum gamaknya berpakaian kemeja lipat tangan sampai siku fuh fuh semarttnya tergoda sebentar duduk diluar.

after like 15mins masuklah balik kerana perut sudah bersimfoni menandakan sudah masuk waktu makan tengahari.lalu kerana kami ingin merasa masakan penang asli(?) kami pun pergilah ke the little penang cafe.eh kan itu ke name die hoh.temyam mengorder cakuetiau dan aku pula mengorder assssssssam laksssssssssa.air temyam sangat bosan iaitu eslementi dan airku sangat adventureous iaitu lime juice.agak murah juga makanan disitu ya well at least lagi murah dari nandos ataupun chillis eheh heh ehhehehe.

ya yang ini pun aku belanja T_T

BANYAKNYA DUIT AKU KELUAR HARITU UNTUK KAU TEMYAM.

hahahahaha okay tak mengungkit hahahahaha.

dan hari-hari seterusnya aku lalui dengan penuh kebosanan kerana tidak keluar dan tidak tahu buat apa dirumah.

oh ya lupa pula selepas makan itu kami masih ada banyak masa lagi dan tidak tahu apa mahu buat lalu kami pun nekad untuk pergi masuk petro sains HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

tujuan utama(dusta):meningkatkan ilmu tentang sains memandangkan kami berdua adalah student biological science

tujuan utama(benar):telah mendapat khabar bahawa terdapat ramai mamat hothotheat bekerja sebagai volunteer di sana lalu ingin memastikan khabar dengan mata kepala sendiri.

TERNYATA BENAR YA KHABAR ITU.

satu di pelantar minyak(PUH YANG INI MELETOP PUNYA) dan satu di kawasan permainan kanak-kanak.

selain mempunya airmuka yang superrpanas,mereka juga kelihatan educated.ya memang seperti boleh dibuat calon suami.

tapi yalah,jangan menghakimi buku berdasakan kulitnya ya oki.

lalu aku pun bercita-cita jika yakni ada lagi cuti panjang nescaya aku akan datang bekerja di petrosains ini kerana gaji pun PUH MASYUK SEH lagi juga terdapat mamat-mamat panassss meletop disini wah indahnya enviromen kerja saya.

ya dan sebab utama juga supaya tidak membuang masa melakukan kerja-kerja tidak berfaedah di rumah ya *cough cough*

jadi kawan-kawan,jika ada cuti panjang nani marilah kita bersama-sama pergi kerja di petrosains okay!supaya berjumpa dengan mamat hot dan berkahwin terus amin amin ya rabbal alamin.

tapi perlu juga menjaga pandangan mata dan hawa napsu baru lebih semarrt yeah.

esok lusa tasha datang kl jadi harap boleh keluar dan beradventur lagi ya bersama si pututuy itu pula :D

Updates #1

1. I bought my first colored pair of pants.its pink,its carduoroy and i cant figure out how to wear it or what to pair it with.
2. I bought my first pair of legging.not a 3/4 one though.and it sort of has those sekat-dekat-tumit things at the bottom.this i can figure out how to wear.under my jubah in case some snatch thief snatches my handbag and i feel like chasing him,i can just lift(?) my jubah and start the chase?smart eh?
3. I have finally found the perfect black colored hobo handbag that i have been looking for sine i discovered the nessacity of a black colored hobo bag.it was on sale.RM25.at jusco.i am now a qualified and experienced bargain hunter.trust me people,it looks like it was bought from dorothy perkins,eheh.
4. And i also bought my first striped selendang.but since i think that i bought the wrong size(when i belit it around my head it just seems endless.like the beliting will never stop.yes it's that big -_-) i havent figured out how to wear it the proper way.pairing it is no problem.it's a shade of red so it'll totally match my cotton baju kurung which has little itty bitty red flowers.
5. Okay i know that i've bought a red chekcered bf shirt with lee months ago.but it's short sleeved and i really don't like wearing inners anymore.thankyou fatim for the influence.well,unless its a really really cute and nice sleveless dress ill give an exception.but for now i just like to wear sleveless tops with cardigans.i have like 7 cardigans so it's not hard to pair it with any random colored top.
6. Well the point is i bought another bf shirt.its a long sleeved one and it's pink and grey checkered like when i saw it i KNEW i HAVE to have it.and it also falls mid thigh.so dad wouldnt have a problem with it.sorry lee,i just had to move on to bigger and better things when oppurtunity comes knocking :D
7. Plus tasha's coming to kl next week!it's been about four months since i last saw her.i hope lat will come along tho.it would be a bit awkward if it was just me and her.we were really close at camp but we both know when we start going our separate ways it would be really awkward when we meet up again.sigh.life is awkward(?)
   

Because getting angry is punishing yourself with the mistakes of others.

Aku sangaaaaaaaaaaaattt palingggggggg pantaaangggg tak sukaaaaaaaaaa tak gemarrr tak hengeeennnnn(?) menyampaahhhhhhh bila ada orang kata

"ni mesti dah ade boyfriend niii"

"tipulah takde boyfriend"

"weh ko dengan sape sekarang?takde sape?tipu la wehhhh"

AKU TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK SUKA TAAAAAAAAAAAAK AKAN PASTI TAK TAK TAAAAAAAAAKKKKK INTERESTED NAK MENCARI PASANGAN HIDUP DALAM MASA TERDEKAT NI OKAY SO STOP ASKING ME THOSE SUPERNNOYING QUESTIONSSSSS.

okayy memanglah kat luar aku nampak gatal gedik semacam terutama masa kejadian mus'ab(?) di rumah syakilah tadi HAHA OKAY MALU MALU tapi serious ahh takat-takat tu je lebeh sorrytakminat.

kadang-kadang aku tertanya pada diri sendiri adakah muka aku umpama muka gadis melayu tipikal yang semestinya sudah ada boyfriend?

mungkinkah kerana aku kelihatan seperti ada boyfriend tiada lelaki yang memberi respon semasa aku main kenyit2 mat-

OKAY OKAY SILA BERHENTI

percayalah masyarakat malaysia,saya tidak ada boyfriend.

terdapat beberapa faktor yang dikenalpasti telah menyumbang kepada fenomena(?) ini.antaranya perangai jengkel tidak senonoh yang bila lelaki tengok pun secara autometik akan terfikir "ew jengkel gile pompuan ni rase nak tenyeh je tumet kasot aku kat muke" dan juge suke melawan(?) kata.

ya aku memang suka berdebat bab-bab yang aku rasa aku boleh menang haha.sila jangan ajak berdebat hal isu semasa atau debat perdana tentang hal ehwal ekonomi islam memang jadah haram aku taktauuuuu.

hanya sebab aku pakai contact lense berwarna honey dan memakai bohemian dress tidak bermaksud aku sudah ada boyfriend TOLONG YA BUKA MINDA ITU WAHAI KELUARGA MASYARAKAT.

aaannndd esok diorang nak fly daaaaaaaaah.huu hiba gila dulu kita korek-korek tanah cari cacing(dongeng melayu asli) sama-sama sekarang korang nak fly daaaahhh.bye weh byeee.

kalau mak aku good mood pagi esok aku hantar korang okay :D

My Father.

Today,my father made history when he gave his EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD daughter a CURFEW.

cmon daaaaaaaaaaaad.eighteen year olds dont have curfews -_-

this was because he saw me on the computer at 1 in the morning two nights ago.ONE O'CLOCK IS NOTHING MAAAAN.i guess it would be too much to tell him that i rarely sleep at night dekat uia.

dekat uia,1 pagi macam still pukul 8 malam okay.meriah dengan tapak-tapak kaki yang menapak ke godknows where.dekat rumah pukul 9 dan gelap gelita.sungguh tak ada life orang-orang di rumah.hahaha.

so yeah.aku boleh online sampai pukul sebelas je sekarang.GO AND HAVE FUN ON FACEBOOK WITHOUT ME.heeeeeeeeeeeeesshh.

you should've saw the look on his face when he caught me on the computer at 5 in the morning when i was fifteen.his eyes were as big as volleyballs :D

dont worry daddy,youre still my number one man.hehe.

Getting help online.

I think my typing skills are becoming very shitty.

on first try i typed getiing hep oline instead of getting help online.

i am pathetic -_-

well today my parcel arrived.

OH YES I HAVE BEEN SHOPPING ONLINE AGAIN HEHEHEHE.

a few days ago i saw a reaaaaaly cute burberry printed bf shirt that i would like to own.i think the website was www.motte.com

but anyways the name of the online shop was motte.sounds a bit like latte tho.eheh.

and when i opened the parcel,it..wasnt exactly like i had hoped for.it was too short for mee T_T

the curse of being almost 170cm tall.pheeeeeeeeeeesshh.

i was so devastated besause i looked really awkward it in.i even tried to mix and match it with my other tops and make it a bf cardigan(what the hell) but it just looks so wrooong.

and its not refundable heeeeeessh.the cons of online shopping,i know.

and suddenly i remembered there was a site that selled goods that were bought online and never worn before,except for trying purposes that is.and so,my day is saved :D

thanks a lot shopping gazebo :)

and i hope someone WILL BUY EEET and sort of refund me the money back because i now have my eye on a long grey colored cardigan which only costs RM50!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.i saw one that looked exactly like that in topshop and it cost RM116.so this is like a BIG bargain okaaay.plus i dont a light grey cardi.i only have a dark grey one.and EVERYONE KNOWSS that a light grey cardi is a staple in your wardrobe.

so there :D

Essence of Insanity.

So my three weeks final semester break just started last saturday.

and i have no idea how to fill it dengan penuh ilmiah.plus ill be free everyday,i think.

so siapa-siapa yang nak keluar TOLONGLAH TOLOOONG ajak saya okay?because i dont think i can last three weeks.at home.doing nothing.except fb-ing.which can be addictive.

now what the hell should i post about.

oh okay i got one.

disebabkan tahap boringakutaktaunakbuatapacutilamagilasiaalllni,

i resulted to playing crazy planet and restaurant city in facebook like YES I DID.but as low as i would stoop i would not EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER play pet society OR farmville.

aku tak suka harvest moon,thus aku JUGA tak suka farmville sebab konsep dia sama.beli lembu jual lembu beli lembu jual lembu.

like WHAT IS THE POINT?

at least in restaurant city you get to buy bunny ears and buck-tooth yourself.altho the rabbit ears do cost a bomb -_-

ad i would like to end this post with a picture of my three month old nephew, SI BEBI GEBU GEBI GEBETT,

apa barang letak gamba naqib sekarangg hahahahahahahahaha.

Tak habis-habis dengan PLKN dia.

HOOOOH finally cikgu jack uploaded a few photos on his blog.i was waiting for these sebab cikgu jack ada kamera besar gabak gabai so kualiti gambat mesti WOOH WOOH punya.
i think this was masa nak flying fox kot.sebelah kanan aku tu albe(okay name die noralbaniah and orang lain panggil alba tapi aku saje suke panggil albe hahahahaha) and yang sebelah kiri aku tu sikin.she taught me how to speak bajau :D

aaaand yang comel tersepot tersenyum kat belakang aku tu ah ying!katil dia sebelah katil aku okay haha.warden blok kitorang suke mengamuk tak tentu pasal.haritu adelaa budak sabah dengan semenanjung gaduh.and then cikgu ni dapat tau die pun masuk ah dorm.time tu lagi 5 menit nak ade rollcall solat maghrib -_-

die masuk-masuk je she started counting "1..2..3.." and bile nak dekat sampai 20 baru kitorang perasan yang she'll stop counting when all the door members(?) dah ade dalam dorm.and the last number will be the amount of push ups we'll need to do as a side punishement.


cikgu ni memang sadis sket -----_____------

so kelam kabut aahh kitorang berlari gi blok lain nak cari members sampai yang tengah shower po tekocoh-kocoh klua pakai tuale rambot basah air meleleh-leleh atas lantai.the scene was so..chaotic weh.haha.

PERVERT-PERVERT SILA JANGAN BAYANGKAN ADEGAN PERMPUAN BERLARI KELUAR BILIK MANDI BASAH-BASAH PAKAI TUALA.

and the final count was fifty.

PHEWWWW.

so when we gathered she yelled, "SAYA KIRA SAMPAI SAPULUH KAMU SEMUA MESTI ADA BAWAH KATIL.SATU!DUA!"

bawah katil yang berhabuk berambut bergod-knows-what-the-hell-is-under-there tu cikgu suruh kitorang masuk.dalam hati masing-masing memang dah SHIT SHIT SHIT DAHLAH AKU BARU MANDI PAKAI PARFUM BEDAK CANTIK WANGI-WANGI SHIT SHIT.

lepas kitorang dah mencecet-cecet lari masuk bawah katil she pun started lah what her tujuan coming to the dorm that petang.

memang kuat gileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tahap petir panah kilat storm ribut hurricane katrina ah suare die smpai blog depan and blog belakang kitorang sunyi sepi je.

while yelling she asked us something like "MACAMNI KE WIRAWATI BERGADUH SANE SINI MENJATUHKAN AIR MUKE AKU JE JADI WARDEN BLOK NI.AKU TAK SUKE KORANG BUAT MACAMNI PAHAM TAK?!"

and kitorang yang bawah katil tu pun menyambutlah dengan suare yang dull, "pahaaaaaaaam"

and then she would say "PAHAM KAPALA OTAK KAU!!!!"

and the questioning and the kapala-oatk-kau thingy happened over and over and over again.aku dah sengeh-sengeh main muke dah dengan ah ying bawah katil tu.and everytime she said kapala otak kau we would ajuk her :D

this happened like 2 days before we went home.masatu memang ah asa membuak buak gileeeeee nak balik.but after that she cooled down and joked with us macam biase.

thats the weird part die cool down memang like ZAAAAAAAAPP!

so now you can see how much a picture means to me.it can bring back memories,bad ones or good ones.

sebenarnya aku nak cerita pasal ah ying je tai termemlalut pulak sampai that fateful evening.hehehe.

kesimpulan post pukul 1 pagi ini,

i miss you ying ying :')

When life gives you a lemon,trade it with an apple.

Cubaan memblog dengan ilmiah satu dua tiga cubaan satu dua tiga.

menghubung.menghubung.menghubung.




cubaan gagal.

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Because my ego says so.

I seriously do not know that wearing contact lenses can be so hard T_T

HOW THE HELL CAN THOSE CELEBRITIES WEAR IT ALL THE TIME UGFUWKEFCWKEFUHRBFERW.

tadi aku pergi giant beli complete punye eye drop for cleaning out debris and protein build ups(?) while wearing the lenses.eye careeee.

but i dont really mind tho.all these contact lense caring can perhaps turn me into someone who would actually give a damn about herself.

AHAH.

aaand kalau sibok nak tau jugak im wearing honey colored contact lenses!*lompat gedik setempat*

setiap kali pakai rasa diri sangat comel jadi oh macam kena pakai all the time tapi tak boleh sebab nak tdur petang mesti tanggal kalau tak nanti kena corneal(?) ulcer boleh bute bagai uh uh wadeheeeel.

it looks something like this,

i really like it because i think the color matches(?) my skin.so my skin and my eyes nampak sama je hahagahgahaga wth.

sekarang-sekarang ni rasa cam sangat malas nak update tulis pun craps je sigh.