This post contains a lot of ugly pictures. Be warned

Ok serious lambat gila post ni baru nak tunjuk gambar. But I did say I'll post the pictures and since I'm really free right now after having completed my outline for persuasive speech and my handout for BTQ and the grammar exercise. I AM SO FREE I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE

Ok so pictures.

Abang bebi yang ketegaq nak mampoih.

The fat birthday boy, sleeping.

Fat birthday boy with Grandpa.

Random picture of ugly brother setting up barbeque table(?)

FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Plain agar-agar for the cocktail.

Ugly brother acting like he's gonna jam in the nails with his bare hands -.-

Ugly brother resulted to using a hammer instead wtf.

For teh koktel.

18sx. Hahahaha.

Cikinn.

Lopeh!

Prawns!

Obvious captions wtf.

Table with yummy food on it.

Lopeh summore.

Seriousshit malas gila nak tarok caption -_-

I look like an abused person. And my nose looks humongous ._.

Things to barbeque.

Ugly people produce ugly pictures :| Seriously I look like a transvestite here wtf

Semua muka takmandi lagi/

Takboleh loading lagi ._.

Gedebabs.

Cousins. Mugay poyo gila taknak orang amek gamba die malam tu -_-

GOTCHA MUGAY!

adakah tangan aku tengah mengipas barbeku dari jauh ._.

K.fizah's side of the family. Totally random.

BTW TENGOK MUKA AYAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

All these pictures of food are making me hungry :B

Coleslaw! :D

Quarterly(?) eaten cake.

Sworn enemies lol look at Ainaa's expression.

This kid definitely has my genes.

This is so candid.

MUGAY WE CAUGHT YOU ON CAMERA AGAIN!

I am trying to make a strong point I think. Mugay muka mintak kaki hahahahahaha.

Kuzin and ugly sister. I look pretty normal eh :)

K.Fizah looks so fat lolwtf.

MUAZ PALM FACING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean Mugay.

This is a very rare scene, trust me.

The I'll-make-a-good-wife-see-I'm-wiping-the-table-clean look.

TYAH LOOKS SO RETARDED I JUST HAVE TO PUT THIS ONE UP HAHAHAAAGAHGAHGAGAGHA. I look so obedient wtf.

AINAA'S EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS. Lin looks equally retarded ._.

He kept doing that whenever I tried to snap his picture it's so annoying I swear -.-

And that guy beside Muaz is Sakif. He's a family friend. He and his siblings are very nice. Friendly and everything. I don't feel awkward at all around them eventhough most of them are boys. Good company :)

Wtf right -_- GET OVER IT MUGAY YOU'RE NOT A FRICKIN CELEBRITY AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SELL YOUR PICTURE OR WHATEVER.

There's the rest. The girl in purple is Elisya, the one in specs in Nabil and the small one(?) is Qayum. They were obsessing about the lame games on Lin's iPhone -.-

AINAA IS PICKING HER NOSE BTW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

And here Ainaa, is a close up picture of you because I love you so much HAHAHAHAGAHGAAGHAGAHGAHGAHAGAHG

What..?

Belon face.

Another photo of them ogling at the iPhone.

And I shall end this long pictured post with a picture of the birthday boy.

Happy 1st birthday Nazif! Auntie Kah loves you very much yaw ♥

Pasal budak-budak dan makbapak

Aku rasa jaga sekandang, no make that tiga kandang lembu gila pun lagi senang dari jaga si Naqib ni. ANNOYING GILA TAHAP ANNOYING DIA BOLEH BUAT KAU MAMPUSSSSS. He won't listen to what I say, he won't respond until I've called him like thirty thousand times AND HE KEEPS DOING THINGS THAT YOU FRIGGIN TOLD HIM NOT TO DO!!

Sapa nak kurus meh datang rumah aku jaga Naqib. Konpem seminggu turun berat badan korang. Dengan nak kejar lari sane sininye, dengan liat nak mandinye dengan degilnye YA KARRRIIIIMMMMMMM. Salah satu benda yang konfem die akan buat adalah lari bogel selepas mandi. LEPASTU KAU KENE KEJA PULAK DENGAN TUALA KAT BELAKANG SAMBIL JERIT "HOIII JANGAN LARILAAAHHH LICIN TU JATOH NANTI WOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII" and sometimes, when he does fall and cry his heart out kena pujuk pulaaakkk HAKU DAH CAKAP JANGAN LARI KAU DEGIIIIILLLLLLLLLL !$%^&^$#@^&^%$#@#$%^!!!!!!

Serious, stress gila jaga budak-budak ni. Mak aku macam rilek je jaga aku taktaula kenapa. Maybe umur aku ni bukan umur sesuai menjaga budak? Haehgeheghegegegeghegehgehgegeheg. Tapi jaga Nazif macam senang sikit la. Sebab still tak boleh jalan, lari, lompat lagi kan. Tapi merangkaka die tu laju jugak, kene keja jugak -.- Sekarang hobi die merangkak naik tangga. So mak aku taruk bulu ayam kat tangga sebab die geli dengan bulu ayam so die tak naik hegehgehaghagahgehgahgahg. Tapi makin lama macam makin tak geli je ._.

Kalau dah lama tak jumpa budak dua orang ni memang rindu gila sebab tak ada orang annoying dalam rumah. Taaaaappppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bila dah jumpa sure rasa nak balik Nilai taknak balik rumah dah. Ni la orang kata jauh bau bunga dekat bau taik. Betul la tu -_-  Ni Naqib tengah atas katil haku chanting "Sulanan sulanan sulanan" tiga ribu kali godknows what that means.

Jaga dua orang ni buat aku terfikir macamana kalau aku dah ada anak nanti. Harap harap sejuta kali harap sangat tak degil macam naqib. KALAU DEGIL MEMANG HAKU BELI SATU STORE PENUH BULU AYAM DENGAN ROTAN HAAHGAHGAHAGHAGAHGAHGAHGA. Aku nak besarkan anak aku macamana mak bapak aku besarkan aku. Nak manja boleh, tapi manja-manja sangat rosakla kau nanti. Dah besar tak hormat makbapak, tengking makbapak, melawan, kurang ajar. Tula jadi kalau manjakan sangat anak. Tapi janganla pulak sampai jadi macam nazi dengan anak kau. Sekali sekala takpala. Do it in moderation bebeh.

Bukanlah nak bangga tapi adik beradik aku serious semua respek habis dekat makbapak kitorang. Kalau aku buat pape mesti aku fikir makbapak aku. Kalau diorang tau ape perasaan diorang. Tu je yang aku fikir. Kalau result aku klua pun. Time aku study pun. Makbapak makbapak makbapak ♥

Sampai satu malam ni, masatu world cup lagi. Lin ajak aku dengan Tyah pegi isi minyak kereta tapi die nak tengok satu match ni dulu. Match tu pulak habis pukul 1130 ke 1230 am tah. Tapi macam lambat laa. Kitorang pulak memang bukan jenis klua malam kalau kat rumah. Lepas match tu habis kitorang pun siap-siap la nak pegi isi minyak. Aku ikut sebab nak slurpee Tyah ikut sebab nak udara malam yang segar wtf aku ingat lagi hahagahaghagahgahgahag. Lepastu dah siap la ni, turun bawah dah amek kunci dah pun tetibe kitorang cam, "Eh betul ke nak pegi ni." "Tapi tak bagitau Ayah." "Ala isi minyak je" "Kalau start kreta nanti Ayah dengaq macamane?" So last-last kitorang tak jadi pergi sebab rasa tak comfortable klua tak bagitahu makbapak hehegeeghegehgehgeheghege.

Aku serious tak paham macamana orang boleh sneak out dari rumah pepagi buta. Kalau makbapak korang tau tak kene belasah ke? Erk. Aku pun pernah je kluar tak bagitahu makbapak. Tapi tu kat Nilai la. Kalau pergi Giant pun pejadah nak bagitau kan -.- Tapi kat rumah tak pernah la. Takut siot. Hehehehe.

Eh tetiba jadi panjang pulak. Dahlah tu aku nak gi sambung buat outline persuasive speech ni. Harom jadah betul. Naqib dah berdengkur atas katil btw. Hahahhahagahga.

I wrote a letter for you! :)

www.letterstocrushes.com

I hope you'll read it and freak out lol

Sup Yaw

Tak nyenyak betol aku tido malam tadi. Dahlah aku tido tengah. Sasa dengan Qlah tido senget pulak APAHAAAAAAAAAAAAALL memang ah aku rase sempit gile setiap 3.635427 saat terjage kan. Lepastu sebab kitorang macam gabong due katil and tido melentang, so katil belah bawah tu macam tend to tetibe londeh(?) so bile tebangon tetengah malam ade jarak aa pulak antare dua katel tu kan. aku gerak nak suruh angkat kaki sebab aku nak tarik balik degil due orang tu. Tido macam ape ke -.-

On a bitter note, aku puasa lagi harini. And kalau aku puase mood aku jadi buruk gile cam harom sebab aku LAPAR DAN PENAT DAN SAKIT KEPALA DAN PERUT RASA CAM TERBAKAR SAMPAI AKU RASA NAK ROBEK-ROBEK DENGAN PISAU PEROT AKU TU KASI MASUK ANGIN SEJUK SKET. Parah gila. Kemuncak mood buruk aku adalah bila lapar, penat dan sakit kepala. Kalau kau cari pasal dengan aku time tu memang aku kasi free kick. Serious, cubela. Tapi kalau bulan Ramadhan aku puase takdela bad mood pon. Maybe sebab orang lain puasa sama? Entahla.

Ahad ni aku pergi Maimunah kawen omg awal gile die kawen harut aku cakap dengan parents aku "Mak, nanti nak pegi kawan Tkah kawen boleh?" And my mum was like "Kawan hang brapa taon?" So I told her "Smilan bleh" PASTU MENGUCAP MAK AKU HAHAHAGAHGAGAHAGHAGAHAHAGHAGAHGA! Lepastu mak aku cakap lagi, "Awat awai sangat die kawen? Masak kemeh rumah semue tau ke tu?" Pastu tetibe Lin menyampuk, "Entah-entah kawan die smue dah reti masak gulai dah pon Ma. Tkah tu je yang tekiai-kiai"

KUAJA BETOL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Siap korang aku masak kari ikan suatu hari nanti jangan terkejut pulak. HUH!

Oh lupa nak cakap kat bakal suami (tetibe gile wth) awak kena tau makan kari ok. Kalau lagi best, jadikan kari ikan tu fevret awak sebab saya memang takleh hidop tanpa kari ikan ye and kemungkinan besar bende pertame yang akan saye blaja masak adalah kari ikan(??) hikhik hikhik. Oh awak jugak kene suke rasem, dalca, nasi briyani, katrika karwade (iaitu kari ikan masin YANG NI SUMPAH FEVRETTT) dan lain-lain lagi masakan mamak because I can't live without theemmm padahalu asek nak mengharapkan Mak yang masak huh gi lah blaja masak sendiri nate mu.

P/s: awak menghilang ke mana yaw?

Rrrrrrumah

Esok exam computer at 9 am dekat MPN Hall. Aku tak start belaja pun lagi. Harini takde mood betul nak belaja. Sebab hari jumaat kan. Tengok semue orang angkut beg kelua dorm, turun bawah tunggu teksi nak pegi KTM. Takpun mak bapak datang amek. Rasa macam nak raya dah(??)

Hhagahaghagahga padahal esok aku balik kan YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSS AKHIRNYA SETELAH NAK DEKAT TIGA MINGGU AKU TAK PULANG KE PANGKAL JALAN! Rindu gila dua-dua ahmad dekat rumah tu can't wait to see theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmm :D

Lagi satu reason sebab sangat excited nak balik rumah ialah because I want to be there when Ayah is given his new phone!

Disebabkan handphone lama Ayah sudah tersangat parah iaitu bila orang call memang tak dengar etc etc, maka kami adik-beradik memutuskan (sebenanye Mak yang suruh hagahgaga) untuk membeli handphone baru kepada Ayah as a birthday gift! So haritu dapat msg dari Lin suruh masuk RM110 dalam account dia sebab phone tu RM660 so sorang kena bagi RM110 huu aku baru je dapat scholar time tu huu T_T

Tapi lepastu teringat akan Ayah yang sangat baik selalu masukkan duti bila aku dah takda duit tanpa berkira satu sen pun dan otometik aku mengeji diri sendiri sebab separa berkira nak sumbang RM110 untuk beli handphone dekat Ayah. Anak apa aku ni RM110 je pon nak kecohhh hish.

For you Ayah, I would spend my whole RM1000++ scholarship :D

Cehceh pegi spend smua duit scholarship kau untuk Ayah tengok sanggup ke taaak hahahahahgahagahga ok serious anak tak guna aku ni ._.

Tak sabar gila nak sampai rumah esok rindu rumah rindu bumbung rumah rindu pintu rumah rindu tangga rumah rindu meja makan kat rumah rindu jamban rumah tapi yang paling rindu sekali mestila orang-orang kat rumah tu :)

MAK ESOK MASAK NASIK KERABU DENGAN DAGING BAKAR DENGAN BUDU BOLEH THANKS EH MAK LOVE YOU MUAH XOXOXOXOXOXOXO.

I wanna go hooowwwwwmmmmm

Me: Salam Yah. I miss you :)

Ayah: We miss you already and we keep talking about you.

I ♥ my mum and dad.

Subsequently,

I like him.

No you don't.

Yes I do.

How do you know you like him?

I..don't know. I just do.

You can't just like someone like that. There has to be a reason.

Why must there be a reason for everything? Why can't I just like him?

Because everything happens for a reason. There is a reason for everything.

What if I say I don't know why I like him?

Then it means that you don't like him. He's just a normal crush.

No he's not. I wanna spend my whole life with him.

Yet you don't know why you like him?

I told you. I don't need a reason to like him. You can't explain love. It just happens.

No it doesn't. You love someone reasonably. For example, because he's good looking.

He is good looking I suppose.

So you're after him for his looks?

No I'm not.

So then what? His money?

No. I'm not that kind of girl. I don't go after people just because they're good looking and they have money.

Oh really?

Yes.

Why, then? why are you so into him? I can't see whats so inviting.

That's because you don't feel for him like I do.

So I have to like him first and then I'll know why you're so into him?

It doesn't work like that.

How does it work then?

I just..like him. End of story.

No it's not the end of the damn story. Why huh?

I DON'T KNOW OKAY? I DON'T KNOW.

How can you like someone without knowing why you like them?

Like I said, love happens.

You've never even met him.

So?

So it's impossible to like somebody without meeting them first.

Says who?

Everybody knows that.

No they don't. You know why? Because they've never experienced this kind of feeling. The kind of feeling that can make you just sit and think about him all day long. Even without a picture. Yes, especially without a picture.

What does a picture have to do with this?

Isn't it an acceptable social norm to look at your significant others photo whenever you miss them?

Yeah, so?

So I'm saying that, that's not the kind of feeling that I have for him. I'm not chasing him for the looks. I just.. like him.

You're not making sense.

That's because people like you just don't get people like me. You and your unthinkable logic. Why is it that there has to be a reason for everything? Is it abnormal for things just to happen?

Like what?  Babies that 'just happened' to be delivered by their mothers?

That's not my point.

THEN WHAT IS?

What I'm saying is, that sometimes, you just kind of fall into things without meaning to do so. You didn't plan for it to happen. It just..did.

Like unplanned pregnancies?

NO YOU DUPE! LIKE LOVE! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

You're pathetic. All you think about is love.

So what if I do?

There is more to life than love. You're acting as if love is the only thing that makes the world go around. Love is just something minor that happen a few times in your life. It's nothing important.

So that's your view on love?

Well, not really. But-

No wonder you don't get the message that I've been trying to convey to you all this time. You perceive love as something invaluable. Something that comes and goes. Something that doesn't last. Something you do not see the worth of.

That's absurd.

No that's not. That's exactly how you look at love.

No it's not. I'm just trying to say tha-

What? What exactly are you trying to say?

Why are we talking about this anyway? As I can recall, we were talking about your so-called significant other before you starts garbling.

He is not my significant other?

Oh? I thought you liked him?

Liking him doesn't make him my significant other.

And how does it do that?

Well, umm..he..doesn't kno-

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HIM?

You don't have to shout.

Holy cow! I though you two were an item already! The way you kept talking about all that liking people for no reason and all the other shits.

I don't want us to be an item.

Then WHAT do you want to be?

I..well, umm..

This is absurd.

NO IT'S NOT! I just don't wanna start it in a wrong way okay?!

What wrong way?

The 'being an item' way.

How is that wrong?

Oh don't give me that 'how is that wrong' shit. You KNOW it's wrong.

I do, but-

But what huh? But because all the other people are doing it you're automatically given the divine blessing to do the same thing too? You people are so screwed up. Love is not something cheap you lunge around to every boy you can find. Love is something sacred. Something that you give with all your heart to that person you love.

You think, like my grandmother. "Love is scared. yada yada yada." Boring shit. Who the hell cares whether love is sacred or not. The important thing is to have fun. You only live once after all.

You think like a 3 year old. No, make that a 3 MONTH old.

I don't get you. Why don't you just do what everybody is doing? Get together and have fun!

I happen to be the kind of person who sticks to her principles.

So? Rules are meant to be broken. That applies to principles too.

No it doesn't.

Yes it does.

If you don's have any life principles you'd be screwed.

Whatever.

I think I don't have any other things to say to you.

You still haven't told me why you like him.

Can you stop with that already?

I'll keep nagging you.

I don't care. I'm not telling you something I don't know. But I'll tell you this, Love is not something you can put into a list.

Yes you can.

How?

Like, you love him because he's tall, dark, sexy, handsome, macho, debonair, per-

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!