Sunday, November 30, 2008

*sucking noise*

eww im having THE flu.
the constant dripping of mucus from my nasal cavity is just so terribly horrifying and disgusting.
i have to have a tissue by my side at every time and if im so desperate ill just wipe em on my shirt(self hygiene,where have you gone?).
and my head is hot and spinning but still,im blogging.
now thts one true blogger eh?hehe.

a flu song(flu nursery rhyme?) by me:

flu flu go away
come back another day
this girl here wants to enjoy
she's very irritated and annoyed.

flu flu dont come back
or else she'll have her nasal stabbed
the constant dripping is just so gross
and tht makes this girl here very crossed.

muahaha.i soo have a flair for poetrehh xD

a LOL letter

okay this looks rly fun :D

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.

-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia- Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself


Dear Lee ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on donald duck. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked oprah winfrey imitations. In pain.


P/S: You are so lifeless , dumb bitch i tagged myself lol.

so yeah it was a very,uh,interesting letter.not to mention a sprint of gayness lol.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

of birthdays

woahh so tried liao.i just came back from the park.
we were supposed to do it in tht nice scenery-ed ttdi park.
but then there were like so damn many ppl lah.
so we cancelled and went to sksyen 9's park instead.

unbelievably i woke up at 6 today.
and spent half an hour calling padel to wake him up since he wud be the one who was gonna drive us around.i thnk i made about 40 misscalls when he finally picked up the phone.


simple,yet effective.he was in front of my house in 5minutes flat lmao.
both of us were the only ones who havent showered yet.
moky,ninit,boy,nek n meor were vry well,uh,groomoed.
i thnk i cud not make it more obvious tht i was forced out of bed lol.
with the khakis and the hoodies n the ive-just-woke-up-and-i-havent-washed-my-face-yet-laahh look.well,yeah.

ninit made sandwiches,moky baked brownies(delicous ones too),boy bought the cake,padel's in chrge of the beverage n i was in chrge of the cutleries since evrybody know tht i cant even go near the kitchen.alergies :D

n then we played 'baling-baling tepung'!
and the boys ended up looking like old men bcause of the white hair.
i didnt wana get involved at first.
but the padel ran after me and smoothered me in flour.swt -.-"
and this legacy was continued by meor,boy and nek.
i looked..lunatic.
we all did lol.thnk god there wasnt many ppl at the park.
after the flour craze we lighted some firecrackers!
but they were all uh,silent firecrackers so we warent much of a nuisance to the public.hehehe.

and after a very tiring morning we headed home.
but it was worth it yo,seeing tht everlasting smile on meor's face makes us happy tht our planning efforts and money warent wasted.
ill update pictures later if i get them from nek.he's so picture stingy lol.

and one last shout out,

i know you wont be reading this but happy brthday anyway xD

the next tepung attack event:NINIT'S BITHDAY!
looking forward to it alreadehh.hehe

Friday, November 28, 2008

love,not like

omg i just sososooo love T.I's whatever you like videoclip.i just realized how hot he is.well,obviously in his own way.that videoclip is just soo sexeh lamo.

so here it is,

i was right wasnt i? ;]


its 1pm and i just woke up.ngaha.see how bored i was?
i first woke up at nine and there i lay rolling around on my bed thinking,"if i wake up now what the hell am i going to do?" so yeah,i slept back for about 4 hours.

my hand is still aching from playing icehockey yesterday.
at first i played with ninit,damnn she was good.
then i played with amy and i WON!(makes proud face)
then i played with ainie again and i won!three cheers for sweet revenge baby.(makes prouder face)
and then i realized that my right hand is starting to limp lol.
so i stopped playing and went marayau-ing around that floor alone.
partly because im tired and sort of not in the mood and i feel sticky and sweaty since ive been wearing the school uniform from 10 yo.(it WAS the last day of school so we sort of vowed that we wont take our uniforms off until 12am lol)

so that sums up yesterday.

i need to fullfill my shopping needs.
but i dontkno when.
amyyyy lets go shoppeeenggg.
or lee,care to join me? :D

Wednesday, November 26, 2008


i get disgusted with people who have those big hugee cameras n say "photography has always been my passion" when in real life they dont even know how to take pctures wth the broing old so and so cameras.BIGTIME SICKHEADS.

hey im not insulting nor offending anybody okay.i know there are real ppl out there wth real passion for photography.but if ur only indulging in this field for the sake of looking glamorous and bcause u can afford to buy those larger than life cameras,then please go shoot urself wth an m16 lah,seriously.

in myspace i see a lot of ppl who claim that theyre profesional photographers and all tht shit but the only picture they take are boring-and-bloody-hell-dont-they-look-ordinary pictures.if u wanna be real photographers go masuk some course lah rather than randomly taking nature inspired craps which you call ART.

duh ppl,dont u have like,BRAINS?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


i blardy have nthg to do.*shrieks*

brr just let me bable mindlessly here then,

my legs are rly30000000x itchy.
ninit moky n bolat !@#$% my !@# last week and since im not used to it YET(haha) ive been having itch attacks almost every minute of the day.
yes people,beauty IS pain.

and talking about beauty,

this is seriously one of the most beautiful pictures produced in atnm.
(besides caridee's lipstick ad ngehe)
I WANT THAT pronto.
her skin(idk if its airbrushed or smthng ok),her eyes,her nose,her lips.
she could easily be a heaven sent angel.
(drools in awesomeness)

& im still straight ppl.

moving on,
oh yeahh i almost forgot to tell
the choice of essays in the english paper was AWESOMAZING dood
thres even an essay on 'Your Perfect Future Husband/Wife."

of course lah i did tht one.(makes perverted face)
ok i know im vry de gatal and evrythng but tht topic is a must write laaaah.

glimpses of thngs tht i wrote;

my future husband has to be:-

-tall,dark and mysterious.(wtf)
-hellova good lookin.(HUNK BABY HUNK)
-financially supportive of my shopping disorder.(c est vry de importante)
-caring generous yaddaa yadaa yaddaaa

oh hot dude whom my name is metaphorically engraved on your forehead,
when will we meet?



its over.over and soooo over.


god i am soo relieved.finally after all those years of hardwork.yeah ELEHVEN yrs of hard not a school girl anymore!
bye2 school.
bye2 teachers.
bye2 ckgu kamar(ill miss you HAHA)

yeaa its sort of sad lah leaving school.
no more bju putih&kain biru(turquoise?)
no more hanging out together during recess.
no more slacking off in class.
no more school lepaking at the front wth syawal,arif etc etc.
no life.

ah lets just focus on the brigtside shall we.

and of course im already fully booked for these 3 months.
shopping movie sleep sleep sleepover movie movie eat shop and the list goes on and ooonnn.

ill be updating more often now tht no books are interfering wth our love bloggeh.
sweet sweet life.
youre sooo here.