Sunday, May 9, 2010

Entry number 400.

Aku rasa kosong sangat sekarang ni. Sigh.

Ekjema

is the most annoying..sickness (condition?) you can ever get. Not that you would purposely WANT TO acquire eczema but, you know. You can't always get what you want. And you always do get what you don't want.

So eczema is basically this annoying inflammation that is really REALLY ANNOYING. Because you have to make sure that the inflamed body part (my fingers in my case) is always moisturized because if it gets too dry then it'll crack and jadi very pedih la aiyo T_T

So you always HAVE TO HAVE a bottle of lotion in your bag. So if you see me randomly putting on lotion on my fingers every 10 minutes, please be understanding T_T

There are mainly 3 types of eczema but I think mine is the Dermatitis which is the most annoying one fo sho.

Susah ada eczema ni huu. Dahlah cap jari hilang because of the inflammation. Which leaves you with obviously, no cap jari at all. Dari 10 jari tangan aku ni 3 je yang ada cap jari. Sedih kan T_T Yang lain semua dah retak-retak sebab eczema HU INFERIORNYE RASEEEEE.

Bakal suami sila terima condition saya ini seadanya T_T

Tapi takdelah sampai penuh satu badan aku dengan eczema okay. Dekat tapak tangan je. Masa akad nikah kena pakai banyak-banyak losyen takut nanti tangan kasar HUU APALAH NASIB DIRI INI BERECZEMA. Tapi takpa nasib baik aku ada tangan orang lain lagi kesian takda tangan :|

Tangan aku lebih kurang macamnila sekarang,

 Sedih kan nasib aku?


HAGAHAHAHHAGAHGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHGAHAGHA.

Takda ah teruk macamtu. Tangan aku still resemble tangan manusia normal lagi. Just takda finger prints je. And kadang-kadang kalau kering sangat akan terhakis sendiri sampai nampak isi dalam. Masatu kalau makan lauk yang ada cili memang Allah jela tau pedih die macamane. Macam kau gesek cili kering nonstop kat tapak tangan kau 29684jam. PEDIH GILAAAAAAAAAA. Kalau nak buat benda yang berat-berat pun kena pakai disposable glove tu kalau tak nanti makin inflamed dan makin pedih T_T

Aku sejak form 2 kot ada eczema ni. Tapi sebelum ni under control lagi, takyah pakai betnovate. Tapi sejak lepas SPM ni makin menjad-jadi pulak inflammation die. Mungkin eczema aku tau aku dah takde kerja lalu menjadi semakin teruk supaye aku boleh fokus kat die(?)

So sekarang memang kena ada lotion la kalau taknak menderita kekeringan. Lepas mandi memang konpem tapak tangan akan jadi kering dan mengelupas so keluar je bilik mandi kena taruk lotion dulu sebelum apa-apa pun HU.

 Jari-jari aku (jari ya, bukan seluruh tapak tangan) akan jadi lebih kurang camni pada hari-hari malang. Lalu aku akan menderita kepedihan sepanjang hari. Tapi takdalah seteruk ni. Lebih kurang macami jugak, just slightly elok la. Nampak tak merah-merah cam isi tu? Jari aku selalu ada. Tula yang menyebabkan kepediahn ekstreeemmmmmmm bila makan lauk bercili. Kalau makan pakai sudu garfu cam gelabah aa plak -_-

Sebenanye aku pon taktau asal aku tulis pasal eczema ni hagahgahag. Aku nak share dengan korang pasal diri aku kot(?) Perlu la kongsi benda yang buruk an. Ceh. Aku tak perlukan simpati korang HAGAHGAHAGHAGA.

Oke ah. Random gila post ni. Esok aku post pasal H1N1 pulak. Penyakit aku yang lagi satu. CEEHHH HAGAHGAHAG. Eee gelabah gile.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

A mini guide, for YOU!

I think that my English is somehow getting more and more horrible by the minute. I am never agreeing on a 3 month long vacation period, EVER AGAIN. It dries the brain out of me. Like I have any brains but, you get the picture.

Random list on how to improve your English:

1. Listen to MORE English songs! Pick the ones with a lot of complicated words so that while you're listening to that song, you can learn new words as well. Like Simple Plan's When I'm Gone. Before that song debuted I have never used the word procrastination. Heck, I've never even heard of it. So listening to English songs isn't really a bad thing. It can certainly help in improving your vocabulary. But make sure you pick the right songs. Don't go listening to Alesana and trying to find new words. That's hopeless.

2. Watch MORE English movies! Besides learning new words, you can also learn how to pronounce words properly so you won't sound silly when you speak in English. Don't just see the movie blindly and gain nothing from it. I know sometimes there are the moral values parts and stuff but honestly, the moral values in movies these days are so cliche, it's like they copied it right out of Snow White or Cinderalla. You see like 252638644 different genres of movies and you can only make out 3 moral values or so because of the repetition of moral values. So instead of busy picking up moral values along the storyline, why don't you enhance your English knowledge of speech by learning to utter in a much more professional manner.

3. Read MORE English books! Okay this part might be tricky because there are thousands and thousands of English book in the market. You just have to know which book is good for your English knowledge. Reading books can be a plus to your vocabulary because DUH books are made out of words. For starters,I don't recommend you start with the books of the Sci-Fi genre. You may have difficulties in your understanding of the complex words hence your understanding of the storyline will be screwed up. But if you still wanna read Sci-Fi, just make sure you have a thick Oxford dictionary beside you. It can really be of help if you come across hard words that you really have no clue about.

But if you're not ready for Sci-Fi, you might wanna start on the Harry Potter books. I think the words in the Harry Potter series has a range from the easy peasy words to the wtf-does-this-word-even-exist words. So it's quite balanced because you can prolly understand most of the words and that will fo sho help you to comprehend the storyline. BUT, if you have doubts on the Harry Potter series, you can always start on Enid Blyton's book. I have always loved reading Enid Blyton during primary school mainly because the words are really easy and I doubt you'll have any difficulty in understanding them. Unless of course, English is not your second language or whatever. But don't be shy to learn! It's not wrong to read an Enid Blyton book and have a big Oxford dictionary beside you. It would look odd but really, who gives a damn?

The next stage is to apply the words and pronunciations that you have learned by listening to music, watching movies and reading books. If you are a student, you're really lucky because you can apply the news words that you've learned in your assignments (if the subject is in English of course. Don't go writing an essay in full English for Bahasa Melayu subject. That's just plain stupid) and also your exams. But be sure to learn the proper situation where the words can be inserted first because you don't wanna end up with an essay that sounds really off when being read.

Look up the dictionary for the meaning and correct usage of the words before applying them in real life. You 'll have one awesomazing sounding essay fo sho dawg.

In terms of pronunciation, you can apply them when speaking to your non-Malay friends. Really, don't speak English with your other Malay friends. That's just..wrong :| Well, unless you're practicing for a speech or something equally important. Then it's ok lah. Heheh. Also, please make sure that you don't overdo it when you're speaking. Fake accents are absolutely 72639276253% unnecessary. Haha. But if you happen to find them entertaining, then it's okay lah :D Please don't go all over the place parading your unique style of pronouncing words. You'll make a big fool out of yourself and people WILL talk behind you. Trust me, I know.

Just speak in a normal, but professional manner. You'll gain more respect by doing so rather than rambling uncertain rubbish in a fake accent.

So there you have it! The random guide to improve your Anglais :D

Hope it helps!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Follow up Mati

Kelik sini :)

Thanks Hasan!

Mati

Straightforwardnye title. Haha.

Aku selalu obses pasal kawen-kawen ni. Tapi tadi aku tepike macamane kalau aku tak sempat nak kawen? Macamane kalau satu hari aku klua rumah kene langgar krete lepastu mati? I mean, ajal ade dekat mane-mane je. You neve know when you might die. Death happens so sudden. One minute you're alive, well, laughing and talking and the next you're lying dead on the floor.

Aku pernah post satu status dekat facebook pasal aku ingat aku ada parkinson tu since different parts of badan aku suka randomly tremble and it feels funny. Lepastu aku teringat aku pernah baca tanda-tanda kematian pun ada badan getar-getar jugak. Tapi wallahualam la kan, kite taktahu.

So you better get ready :)

Tanda 100 hari sebelum hari mati.

Ini adalah tanda pertama dari Allah SWT kepada hambanya dan hanya akan disedari oleh mereka-mereka yang dikehendakinya.

Walaubagaimanapun semua orang Islam akan mendapat tanda ini cuma samada mereka sedar atau tidak sahaja.

Tanda ini akan berlaku lazimnya selepas waktu Asar. Seluruh tubuh iaitu dari hujung rambut sehingga ke hujung kaki akan mengalami getaran atau seakan-akan mengigil.

Contohnya seperti daging lembu yang baru disembelih dimana jika diperhatikan dengan teliti kita akan mendapati daging tersebut seakan-akan bergetar. Tanda ini rasanya lazat dan bagi mereka sedar dan berdetik di hati bahawa mungkin ini adalah tanda mati maka getaran ini akan berhenti dan hilang setelah kita sedar akan kehadiran tanda ini.

Bagi mereka yang tidak diberi kesedaran atau mereka yang hanyut dengan kenikmatan tanpa memikirkan soal kematian , tanda ini akan lenyap begitu sahaja tanpa sebarang munafaat.

Bagi yang sedar dengan kehadiran tanda ini maka ini adalah peluang terbaik untuk memunafaatkan masa yang ada untuk mempersiapkan diri dengan amalan dan urusan yang akan dibawa atau ditinggalkan sesudah mati.

Tanda 40 hari sebelum hari mati

Tanda ini juga akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar. Bahagian pusat kita akan berdenyut-denyut. Pada ketika ini daun yang tertulis nama kita akan gugur dari pokok yang letaknya di atas Arash Allah SWT.

Maka malaikatmaut akan mengambil daun tersebut dan mula membuat persediaannya ke atas kita antaranya ialah ia akan mula mengikuti kita sepanjang masa.

Akan terjadi malaikatmaut ini akan memperlihatkan wajahnya sekilas lalu dan jika ini terjadi, mereka yang terpilih ini akan merasakan seakan-akan bingung seketika.

Adapun malaikatmaut ini wujudnya cuma seorang tetapi kuasanya untuk mencabut nyawa adalah bersamaan dengan jumlah nyawa yang akan dicabutnya.

Tanda 7 hari

Adapun tanda ini akan diberikan hanya kepada mereka yang diuji dengan musibah kesakitan di mana orang sakit yang tidak makan secara tiba-tiba ianya berselera untuk makan.

Tanda 3 hari

Pada ketika ini akan terasa denyutan di bahagian tengah dahi kita iaitu diantara dahi kanan dan kiri.

Jika tanda ini dapat dikesan maka berpuasalah kita selepas itu supaya perut kita tidak mengandungi banyak najis dan ini akan memudahkan urusan orang yang akan memandikan kita nanti.

Ketika ini juga mata hitam kita tidak akan bersinar lagi dan bagi orang yang sakit hidungnya akan perlahan-lahan jatuh dan ini dapat dikesan jika kita melihatnya dari bahagian sisi.

Telinganya akan layu dimana bahagian hujungnya akan beransur-ansur masukke dalam.

Telapak kakinya yang terlunjur akan perlahan-lahan jatuh ke depan dan sukar ditegakkan.

Tanda 1 hari

Akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar di mana kita akan merasakan satu denyutan di sebelah belakang iaitu di kawasan ubun-ubun di mana ini menandakan kita tidak akan sempat untuk menemui waktu Asar keesokan harinya.

Tanda Akhir

Akan berlaku keadaan di mana kita akan merasakan satu keadaan sejuk di bahagian pusat dan ianya akan turun ke pinggang dan seterusnya akan naik ke bahagian halkum.

Ketika ini hendaklah kita terus mengucap kalimah syahadah dan berdiam diri dan menantikan kedatangan malaikatmaut untuk menjemput kita kembali kepada Allah SWT yang telah menghidupkan kita dan sekarang akan mematikan pula.

Tak salah mengingati mati. Dapat free pahala lagi tu. Manatau pahala yang sikit mengingati mati tu boleh beratkan nisab kaaaannnn :D

Fill in the blanks..literally

Aku rasa _____ aku dah _______. Macam nak ________ tapi takut jadi lain pulak. Nak ______ _______ apa pun aku taktau. Tapi kalau tak _____ nanti _____ sorang-sorang -_-

Aku teringin nak buat _____ yang _____ sikit tapi mesti takkan boleh punya huhu. Aku suka je ______ dia sekarang ni tapi kejap-kejap nak _____ bolehla. Kalau lama-lama serious nanti jadi _____ gileeeeeeeeeeee. Tapi aku tak suka _____ _____ sebab nanti _____ aku nampak _____ gila. Dahla _____, buruk pulak tu.

I like this _____ but I don't want to change the _____. Just a new _____ would be fine. Takpayahlah beria-ria nak buat _____ baru bukannya ada orang nak _____ pun. Pakai _____ lah kata. Hihi.

Kalau kau dapat isi tempat kosong dengan tepat memang aku kawen dengan kau ah. Hikhik

Thursday, May 6, 2010

A is for awesome

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own blog, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people including the person who tagged you. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real.. nothing made up! IF the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

I'm so jobless I tagged myself. So here gos

What is your name : Atikah

A four Letter Word : Arab

A boy's Name : Amran(?)

A girl's Name : Aminah(??)

An occupation : Angkatan tentera(?!)

A color : Amber.

Something you'll wear : Anorak. HAHA AS IF.

A type of food : Artichoke(?)

Something found in the bathroom : Alat berus gigi. HAHA

A place : ANGKOR WAT!

A reason for being late : Anak menangis(?)

Something you'd shout : "AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

A movie title : Ace Ventura!

Something you drink : Air. DUH haha.

A musical group : ABBA!

An animal : Anak kucing.

A type of car : ASTON MARTIN YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

A type of fruit : ANGGUR!

The title of a song : Automatic - Tokio Hotel!

I tag YOU. yes, YOU! *eats a donut*