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Kawan-kawan rapat aku mesti selalu dengar cita-cita dongeng aku untuk berkahwin dengan mamat hot yang hensem dan mempunyai anak-anak yang comel kerana ibunya pun cantikkan auwww.

Tapi deep down sebenarnya aku tak adalah kisah sangat pun semua tu. To be honest I would rather marry an average-looking guy who prays five times a day than a hot-looking one who doesn't. Kalau nak cari suami Ayah cakap iman tu yang penting. Kalau takda iman macamana kau nak hidup aman bahagia? Contohnya kalau suami kau solat tak cukup lima waktu. Susah Allah nak berkat tu. Anak-anak kau nanti macamana? Nak ikut bapak dia jugak? Dalam rumah tangga kan selalunya suami yang dominan. So paham-pahamlah.

Takguna jugak kalau ada suami hensem tapi tak reti jadi ayah yang baik. Nak raise anak tu kau ingat senang ke? Aku tabiklah cara Mak dengan Ayah aku raise kitorang. Walaupun adik beradik aku bukan semua betudung labuh and hafizah tapi kitorang ada pegangan. We know the rights from the wrong. Kalau tak tahu hukum hakam dengan detail pun at least we know the basic ones. Which is more than enough kalau nak compare dengan orang sekarang ni.

So berbalik kepada isu suami tadi. Kalau suami aku tak hensem pun aku takdelah kisah mane. Sebab aku pun bukannye macam Keira Knightley ke ape ke kan. Asal bagi aku hensem sudah. Asal sedap mate memandang dah la kan? Because I'm going to be the one who'll be living with him for the rest of my life InsyaAllah. So I wouldn't really give a fig about what people say about my husbang.

Pasal anak pulak tak cute macam Suri Cruise pun takpelah. Asalkan cukup sifat and sihat. Kalau cute sangat pun buat ape nanti orang culik anak aku. Ha Ha.

So marilah kita ketepikan sifat materialistik dalam diri dan terima sahajalah jodoh kita tak kira cantik ke sepang. Sebab yang tahu masa depan kau tu Allah. Bukan kau. So just accept whatever he blesses you with. He knows best :)

Dan kepada husband to be, saya tak mintak banyak dari awak. Saya cuma nak awak jaga solat (suaya awak boleh bimbing saya sebab saya pun selalu tersasar subuh dahtu ada satu macam habit suka lewatkan solat -_-) dan terima segala huduh keji saya (yang ni memang banyak so sorrylah ya) dan mempunyai pekerjaan yang halal. Kalau awak bagi saya makan makanan haram saya tendang awak buttfirst keluar rumah tahu? Ha Ha oke gurauan ganas disitu. Tapi serious la kan.

Saya tak kisah harta awak banyak mana. Saya tak heran awak bukan anak Dato' pun. Saya tak hengenlah nak kahwin dengan anak Dato' ke anak Tan Sri mana-mana ke. Sebab diorang semua tak pernah hidup susah. Saya bukan anak orang kaya tapi saya mengaku hidup saya memang senang dari kecik. Sejak saya lahir memang dah ada orang gaji so ada banyak kerja rumah yang saya tak tahu buat sebenarnya. Takat basuh pinggan tu pass lah. Tapi bab masak memang saya tahu goreng telur (tu pon kadang-kadang tak jadi :|) dan masak megi. Tu je. Masak nasik dalam periuk elektronik pun saya tak tahu. Apatah lagi nak basuh kain pakai washing machine. Memang macam awak suruh kucing buat akaun facebook. Jadah haram saya taktau.

Memang tak boleh buat bini kan T_T tapi tapi tapi. Taktau bukannya bermaksud I'll continue being ignorant. I'll try cooking and I'll learn how to operate the washing machine. Because I realize that I'm already nineteen years old. And with Allah's will it will be another 6 or 7 years until I get married and 6, 7 isn't such a long period of time. So I'll try my best and make do with what I can.

I GIVE YOU MY WORD THAT I WILL BE A FANTASTIC WIFE and I hope a good mother too :) InsyaAllah.

So you see dear husband to be, you have absolutely nothing to worry about sebab bercinta kerana Allah itu adalah sebaik-baik cinta ;)

p/s: boleh tahan skema post ni.

Luqman

So these are the top three designs I found after painstakingly searching the internet.

please please PLEASE FIND SOMETHING SIMILAAARRR.

Design No.1

Design No.2

Design No.3

SORRY GAMBAR SEMUA SEXY :|

Why I love the internet

I BOUGHT A LEOPARD-PRINT HOBO ONLINE.

FOR RM25 INCLUSIVE OF POST.

I am the goddess of online shopping.

Is this not the most aweomazing bag ever?



PLUS, the material is furry! Sort of like the real cheetah fur :D

Uhh. At least I hope it's not real o_O Heck as if I'm gonna get a bag made with real leopard fur for RM25. Not that I want to if you know what I'm saying.


What an uncanny resemblance to my bag eh?

So maybe it's gonna arrive on Saturday. SATURDAY I WILL WAIT FOR THEE TO LAND WITH PATIENCE EXCEEDING DESDEMONA'S FOR OTHELLO.

I love my leopard-print hobo. Sobs.

The unplaned ALWAYS turns out to be the best

Yesterday I met up with Fatim at Sunway Piramid. It's been such a loooong time since we last saw each other :|

AND NOT TO MENTION I HAD TO WAIT FOR ABOUT FIVE HOURS UNTIL SHE CAME.

But I don't really blame her. I know how parents can be -_-

And after meeting uo we were like, "Hey let's go to the theme park. It might be fun."

So we went :D

We rode on everything maaaan. Well, nearly everything. We didn't know that the park doesn't have an entrance fee for the amusement park ONLY. The cheapest was RM48 (after we used MyKad) and that was for both the amusement park and the wet park. So we sort of had no choice and we payed up while silently cursing the booth attendant.

My my how Sunway Lagoon has become really, uh, modern! They don't have the plastic tags that you have to wear around your wrist like they used to. Now they have some kind of rubber watch :O

You can guess which one is my hand -_- The watches were practical I guess. But they made my wrist sweat(?) like a pig. And I just realize that my skin color is actually brownish red. HAHA. NOT black :|

Lame attempt at posing with ugly wrist watch WINS. Fatim was really concerned if her lips were protruding at every single shot we took bikus she has metal teeth :D

This was when we went on that big bowl (cup?) thing. I never realized that it can spin so fast O.O So my picture turned out..spinning. And I suddenly have weird huge light colored eyeballs instead of my dark brown ones. Meh.

And of course, being who we are, it was compulsory for a camwhoring session. See how Fatim was trying to hide her metal teeth? xD

I TRIED to be sepet but I just couldn't :|


I have always been and will forever be poyo. It was BURRRNINGGG HOOOTTT btw.

Even the shape of my ice-cream was retarded ftw. Fatim really took her time eating the ice-cream. She ended up being sticky all over :D


Fatim took like 10 pictures of the tiger because it came reaaaaalllyyy reaaaalllyy close to the spectators. You can relate by looking at the distance between subject and the photographer. Ha Ha. But I'll just put up one tiger picture. Wouldn't wanna bore you with..tiger pictures.

So after riding a few rides and feeling all dizzy and nauseous we decided to walk around in Sunway Piramid instead.

Oh btw Fatim kept complaining of chest pain everytime we rode on an adrenaline-pumping ride. "Don't you feel it? Don't you feel the pain?" O.O

So we went into Sunway Piramid and decided to check out Asian Avenue because Fatim said it has nice shops.

The first shop we went into sell totally weird stuffs. Like masks and eyeballa and..you get the picture.


IT DOES NOT FIT. Although it doesn't look mismatched. Eh.

HAHA THIS ONE SO TOTALLY FITS. Cough, I suppose, cough.

So after that we went to Burger King and had lunch. Few more rounds and at 6 something we said goodbye :(

I wondered into World of Cartoon and bought Nazif a Winnie the Pooh T-shirt with shorts and a Ben10 stationary set for Naqib. I spoil my nephews baaaaaaaaad. Ha Ha.

Oh and I also bought this really uber nice cheetah printed selendang at Jusco! (althought instead of the original color it was black and grey. But it still looked really damn nice) Man I never knew jusco had really nice selendangs. Although it did cost me RM24.00 and that is a lot for a selendang okay. I usually buy mine for RM10 at Jalan TAR HAHAHA.

and besides the selendang Ialso bought a sequined shirt from Scarlet (RM10 and it was practically calling my name) and a long racerback tank from Forever 21. It was purple. And it was love at first sight. That one costs RM19. So I didn't spend that much. But I sort of regret paying for the entrance fee. Rm48 is quite a lot you know. I can buy like 3 racerback tanks in different colors with that! Or two nice selendangs at Jusco. Or 4 sequined shirts from Scarlet. Or 5 stationary sets for Naqib. Or 3 pairs of shirt and short for Nazif.

Meh.

So that was yesterday. Today I'm spending the whole day at home. Probably gonna play badminton with Meme this evening if I FEEL like going out haha.

Oh and can't wait for Friday night! The whole family is going to Hadramawt for dinner :D

Dear Tyah please be home by then :| I haven't seen you in three weeks. Huu.

How to judge yourself.

So a few hours ago, Naqib ran at me screaming "I want to pee! I wan to pee!" So naturally I took him to the toilet, took off his pants for him and he squatted himself on the toilet. And being a good aunt I waited for him to finish.

But then he said, "Oh I think I wanna poop too."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

And judging on how I washed after him after he pooped, I KNOW I would be a lousy mother -_-

So after that Mak told me to come down and eat. After having lunch alone I figured oh what the heck, I'll do the dishes today. So I cleaned up the table and wiped it clean and after that I did the dishes and wiped the sink clean AND I even threw the yucky wet food that got stuck in the sink WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS.

And judging on how I did the dishes I KNOW I would be a fantastic housewife :D

Why I absolutely hate THAT time of the month

1. CRAMPS CRAMS CRAMPS THOSE FREAKING CRAMPS CAN DRIVE YOU OFF THE WALL AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE STABBING YOUR VAGINA WITH A FRICKIN SCREW DRIVER. O r something sharper. ABSOLUTELY.

2. Those stupid pink pills are somehow not as effective as they used to be. If the effects started kicking in 30 minutes before, now you have to wait for hours before feeling LESS painful. Stupid pills. Stupid somebody who created stupid pill. Stupid color. Just because it's a pill for women doesn't mean it has to be SHOCKING PINK. That's retarded.


This boot reminds me of the stupid pills. But it's quite nice for a pair of hot pink boot. If PLKN were to reinvent their boots I would totally vouch for the total replica of these. HOT PINK MILITARY BOOTS. Damn.

3. The, uh, constant flowing makes you really really REALLY REALLY FRICKINLY UNCOMFORATBLE. So this is where being wise in choosing your sanitary pad comes in. I'd advice you all to just use the night-safe-wing-extra-bloody-sofa-king-long sanitary pad for the first 3 - 4 days. Just to make sure there won't be any stupid unwanted leaking. Or worse, any stupid unwanted VISIBLE-TO-THE-PUBLIC leaking. Boy that would be hell.

4. The way you feel when you're lying down. It's like you'll always be checking if your leaking and freaked if your sanitary pad isn't long enough to cover your back up to your vertebrae so to prevent any leaking no matter how small. THAT OVERLY CONSCIOUS FEELING INSOMNIASES ME. I'll be waking up every half an hour and naturally slip my hand on my back to feel if there's anything there that's not supposed to be there in the first place.

5. SANITARY PADS ARE SOMEHOW GETTING EXPENSIVE. And I'm not even CONSIDERING the use of tampons. I'll feel..raped. Because you know how tampons work riggghhhtt? Even if I would one hundred times more prefer to use the money on clothing item -_- Looks like I'll just have to bear with it until its menopause time!

I did not just use a happy tone.

But it's nice I guess to discover that you don't have a baby stuck in your womb every once in a month. Until the right time comes that it ;)

It's short. Don't bother reading it

Well I'm home obviously. I've uploaded most of the Redang pictures on my facebook. If I'm really really REALLY in the mood I'll upload it here. (Huge doubt on that one)

Aaannnddd my cousin returned my laptop yesterday! Oh I didn't tell you did I. She borrowed it for about two months since her laptop is broken and all. And now it's all mine again!

I love my laptop.