Why I love the internet

I BOUGHT A LEOPARD-PRINT HOBO ONLINE.

FOR RM25 INCLUSIVE OF POST.

I am the goddess of online shopping.

Is this not the most aweomazing bag ever?



PLUS, the material is furry! Sort of like the real cheetah fur :D

Uhh. At least I hope it's not real o_O Heck as if I'm gonna get a bag made with real leopard fur for RM25. Not that I want to if you know what I'm saying.


What an uncanny resemblance to my bag eh?

So maybe it's gonna arrive on Saturday. SATURDAY I WILL WAIT FOR THEE TO LAND WITH PATIENCE EXCEEDING DESDEMONA'S FOR OTHELLO.

I love my leopard-print hobo. Sobs.

The unplaned ALWAYS turns out to be the best

Yesterday I met up with Fatim at Sunway Piramid. It's been such a loooong time since we last saw each other :|

AND NOT TO MENTION I HAD TO WAIT FOR ABOUT FIVE HOURS UNTIL SHE CAME.

But I don't really blame her. I know how parents can be -_-

And after meeting uo we were like, "Hey let's go to the theme park. It might be fun."

So we went :D

We rode on everything maaaan. Well, nearly everything. We didn't know that the park doesn't have an entrance fee for the amusement park ONLY. The cheapest was RM48 (after we used MyKad) and that was for both the amusement park and the wet park. So we sort of had no choice and we payed up while silently cursing the booth attendant.

My my how Sunway Lagoon has become really, uh, modern! They don't have the plastic tags that you have to wear around your wrist like they used to. Now they have some kind of rubber watch :O

You can guess which one is my hand -_- The watches were practical I guess. But they made my wrist sweat(?) like a pig. And I just realize that my skin color is actually brownish red. HAHA. NOT black :|

Lame attempt at posing with ugly wrist watch WINS. Fatim was really concerned if her lips were protruding at every single shot we took bikus she has metal teeth :D

This was when we went on that big bowl (cup?) thing. I never realized that it can spin so fast O.O So my picture turned out..spinning. And I suddenly have weird huge light colored eyeballs instead of my dark brown ones. Meh.

And of course, being who we are, it was compulsory for a camwhoring session. See how Fatim was trying to hide her metal teeth? xD

I TRIED to be sepet but I just couldn't :|


I have always been and will forever be poyo. It was BURRRNINGGG HOOOTTT btw.

Even the shape of my ice-cream was retarded ftw. Fatim really took her time eating the ice-cream. She ended up being sticky all over :D


Fatim took like 10 pictures of the tiger because it came reaaaaalllyyy reaaaalllyy close to the spectators. You can relate by looking at the distance between subject and the photographer. Ha Ha. But I'll just put up one tiger picture. Wouldn't wanna bore you with..tiger pictures.

So after riding a few rides and feeling all dizzy and nauseous we decided to walk around in Sunway Piramid instead.

Oh btw Fatim kept complaining of chest pain everytime we rode on an adrenaline-pumping ride. "Don't you feel it? Don't you feel the pain?" O.O

So we went into Sunway Piramid and decided to check out Asian Avenue because Fatim said it has nice shops.

The first shop we went into sell totally weird stuffs. Like masks and eyeballa and..you get the picture.


IT DOES NOT FIT. Although it doesn't look mismatched. Eh.

HAHA THIS ONE SO TOTALLY FITS. Cough, I suppose, cough.

So after that we went to Burger King and had lunch. Few more rounds and at 6 something we said goodbye :(

I wondered into World of Cartoon and bought Nazif a Winnie the Pooh T-shirt with shorts and a Ben10 stationary set for Naqib. I spoil my nephews baaaaaaaaad. Ha Ha.

Oh and I also bought this really uber nice cheetah printed selendang at Jusco! (althought instead of the original color it was black and grey. But it still looked really damn nice) Man I never knew jusco had really nice selendangs. Although it did cost me RM24.00 and that is a lot for a selendang okay. I usually buy mine for RM10 at Jalan TAR HAHAHA.

and besides the selendang Ialso bought a sequined shirt from Scarlet (RM10 and it was practically calling my name) and a long racerback tank from Forever 21. It was purple. And it was love at first sight. That one costs RM19. So I didn't spend that much. But I sort of regret paying for the entrance fee. Rm48 is quite a lot you know. I can buy like 3 racerback tanks in different colors with that! Or two nice selendangs at Jusco. Or 4 sequined shirts from Scarlet. Or 5 stationary sets for Naqib. Or 3 pairs of shirt and short for Nazif.

Meh.

So that was yesterday. Today I'm spending the whole day at home. Probably gonna play badminton with Meme this evening if I FEEL like going out haha.

Oh and can't wait for Friday night! The whole family is going to Hadramawt for dinner :D

Dear Tyah please be home by then :| I haven't seen you in three weeks. Huu.

How to judge yourself.

So a few hours ago, Naqib ran at me screaming "I want to pee! I wan to pee!" So naturally I took him to the toilet, took off his pants for him and he squatted himself on the toilet. And being a good aunt I waited for him to finish.

But then he said, "Oh I think I wanna poop too."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

And judging on how I washed after him after he pooped, I KNOW I would be a lousy mother -_-

So after that Mak told me to come down and eat. After having lunch alone I figured oh what the heck, I'll do the dishes today. So I cleaned up the table and wiped it clean and after that I did the dishes and wiped the sink clean AND I even threw the yucky wet food that got stuck in the sink WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS.

And judging on how I did the dishes I KNOW I would be a fantastic housewife :D

Why I absolutely hate THAT time of the month

1. CRAMPS CRAMS CRAMPS THOSE FREAKING CRAMPS CAN DRIVE YOU OFF THE WALL AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE STABBING YOUR VAGINA WITH A FRICKIN SCREW DRIVER. O r something sharper. ABSOLUTELY.

2. Those stupid pink pills are somehow not as effective as they used to be. If the effects started kicking in 30 minutes before, now you have to wait for hours before feeling LESS painful. Stupid pills. Stupid somebody who created stupid pill. Stupid color. Just because it's a pill for women doesn't mean it has to be SHOCKING PINK. That's retarded.


This boot reminds me of the stupid pills. But it's quite nice for a pair of hot pink boot. If PLKN were to reinvent their boots I would totally vouch for the total replica of these. HOT PINK MILITARY BOOTS. Damn.

3. The, uh, constant flowing makes you really really REALLY REALLY FRICKINLY UNCOMFORATBLE. So this is where being wise in choosing your sanitary pad comes in. I'd advice you all to just use the night-safe-wing-extra-bloody-sofa-king-long sanitary pad for the first 3 - 4 days. Just to make sure there won't be any stupid unwanted leaking. Or worse, any stupid unwanted VISIBLE-TO-THE-PUBLIC leaking. Boy that would be hell.

4. The way you feel when you're lying down. It's like you'll always be checking if your leaking and freaked if your sanitary pad isn't long enough to cover your back up to your vertebrae so to prevent any leaking no matter how small. THAT OVERLY CONSCIOUS FEELING INSOMNIASES ME. I'll be waking up every half an hour and naturally slip my hand on my back to feel if there's anything there that's not supposed to be there in the first place.

5. SANITARY PADS ARE SOMEHOW GETTING EXPENSIVE. And I'm not even CONSIDERING the use of tampons. I'll feel..raped. Because you know how tampons work riggghhhtt? Even if I would one hundred times more prefer to use the money on clothing item -_- Looks like I'll just have to bear with it until its menopause time!

I did not just use a happy tone.

But it's nice I guess to discover that you don't have a baby stuck in your womb every once in a month. Until the right time comes that it ;)

It's short. Don't bother reading it

Well I'm home obviously. I've uploaded most of the Redang pictures on my facebook. If I'm really really REALLY in the mood I'll upload it here. (Huge doubt on that one)

Aaannnddd my cousin returned my laptop yesterday! Oh I didn't tell you did I. She borrowed it for about two months since her laptop is broken and all. And now it's all mine again!

I love my laptop.

Kuwait's 49th Independance Day. Or something

Sorry for the delay in my posting. I was just..lazy. Like REALLY REALLY lazy. hehe.

So, let's start on the pictures!



Nazif with the why-am-I-being-left-all-alone-in-this-house look. HE IS JUST SO CUTE.


Oh yes and this was what I was wearing. Black jubah (courtesy of Mak Fatim's shop :D) jeans and my little slingbag.

OOh you should see what kind of shoes I was wearing.

Well these don't even qualify for the term shoes I think. They're just RM10 rubber sandals I bought from Jalan Masjid Jamek. But REALLY REALLY comfortable! WHAT I would look weird wearing my skechers with a jubah okay.

OOHHHH AND A REALLY COOL THING HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE J W MARRIOT JUNCTION!

Ayah got fined because he made a U-turn where he wasn't supposed to make one. And he beat the redlight too. My Ayah is soo cool :D

See,


"Dato', mintak lesen Dato.'" No the policeman seriously said that. So sekarang I anak Datok lah okay. You all shall address me as Aika Dato' M Gazzali. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH. The policeman kept looking at me because I took like 10 pictures of him. Maybe he thinks I'm gonna put it on my anti-government blog and openly bitch about him. Haha as if -_-

I just think it was really cool when the police practically yelles thru the hailer( I don't know thw big thing that vmakes your voice sound bigger?) "KENDERAAN VOLVO WEA SILA BERHENTI SEKARANG. BERHENTI SEKARANG JUGA"

Mak and I were laughing our guts off in the car. But it was only RM100. So all's well that ends well(?)

That skinny policeman was kind of hot. It was a shame that he had to go and fine my father. Otherwise I would've winked at him. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

ew.


And here we are! Sorry for the shaky picture the car was moving and I'm not really a professional photographer with a D90. I just have Lin's Olympus U Tough. Or at least that's what I think the model is.

The uberawesome humongous gigantic foyer. There were a lot of policeman because you know the ambassador is there blablabla.

When we entered the hall, we were greeted by a VERY BIG ice sculpture.

It was one of the most prettiest sight I have ever seen in my life. SOBS.

IS THIS NOT COOL? They even have colorful lights at the back of the sculptures so that it would seem like the sculptures were emitting colorful lights! And check out the cakes in front of the sculpture. There were at least 15 cakes from hotels and ambassadors of other countries. But it's unfortunate that they didn't give us even a slice of the cakes T_T

Ice sculpture and cakes from another angle. With a random man staring longingly at the cakes.

The salad bar(?) The salads served were really weird-looking middles eastern salad. But the waldorf salad and the chicken pasta were really nice!

THESE MUSHROOM QUICHES WERE REALLY REALLY DELICIOUS. I even considered bringing home some. Tapi macam darat gila kalau main tapau-tapau plak an. They were full of mushrooms! and all kinds of mushrooms too(?)
BAM CHECK OUT THE NASIK MANDI. The talam was so big weh! And I saw a total of three talams around the hall. And it was, of course, DELICIOUSA.

Even Naqib was on his best behavior! He was running around like a madman. Very uncivilized -_-

The waldorf salda and the chicken pasta! I can still imagine them going down my throat. YUMMY.

I..don't really know what these were. But I do know that they were stare shaped pastried with,uhm, fillings.

Those two cook spaghetti and carbonara on request. It was, as I've said a million times already, DELICIOUS.


Gift cake Number 1.

Gift cake Number 2.

Gift cake number 3. This was the biggest cake. Complete with a map and everything ftw.

Mak and Ayah♥ Although both look really funny here. HAHAHAHAHA

AYAH KIYUUTTTTTTTT.

The stage(?) Oh I don't really know what it was. It was just..there.

But it was really nicely decorated!

DESSERT! The jellies are heaven-sent. No doubt. I accidentally dropped one on the carpeted floor. SHAME ON MEEEHHH. I really lack poise.


They're goin like hot cakes! The fruit tart was sent from the seventh heaven btw.

Oh and the really weird thing is that there waren't any chairs and tables like how dinners usually are. They're just place small tables randomly around the hall so that the guests can put their drinks while they eat, STANDING. Do you know how hard it is to eat roasted lamb WHILE standing?

And on each table they plave two wine glasses. In one glass they put 4 to 6 chessesticks( which Naqib really liked) and in the other glass they susun salads and put a little bowl of thousand island next to it. I LOVE CUCUMBER STICKS.

See the long potruding cheesticks? HA HA. And Naqib eying them hungrily ftw.

TAKBOLEH. The name of one of the salads.

and the prettiest picture for today,

A very awkwardly disturbing picture of me with the, uh, I don't know the prime minister of Kuwait?

I was holding Naqib's cheesesticks -_-

This picture was snapped in a very hurried manner. That's why it's a bit..off.

Well that picture wraps up today's post. I have to go and pack its already 6 pm!

Oh and I'll be on a three day hiatus because I'll be going to Redang. Just thought I'd write you a nice long post before I go. Hehe. Till then :)

For tonight

So I'm going to Kuwait's national day celebration(?) at J W Marriot tonight. This is the coolest thing about your father owning an Arabic newspaper company. He always gets invitations like this. I've always wanted to go but you know since I was formerly busy with school and now busy with college I didn't really have the chance to go. But since I started my 3 month holiday yesterday, WALLAH.

Usually mak was the one who accompanied ayah. But I knew that she would a million times prefer to stay home and eat plain rice with salted fish rather than the eat the weird dishes of the middle eastern. Ha Ha Ha.

I'll bring the camera if I can. See yah.