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Kamonla CCT why do you hate me so much hah T_T



I know I'm not creative and I don't really have thinking skills. THAT'S WHY THE DEPARTMENT TOLD ME TO TAKE YOU UP. So that I can be creative and have thinking skills. Or whatever.

Huuuuu T_T

Kiko melancarkan serangan tag

Terima kasih ya kerana mengisi masa lapang saya Kiko :D

1) Adakah anda rasa anda hot?
Hot gila.


2) Upload wallpaper PC/laptop yang anda guna sekarang!



Gmaba ni Syafiq kasi :D


3) Cerita pasal gambar.
Err. It's a picture of Glee characters in an anime version? I like it because everyone looks cute on it :D ESPECIALLY PUCK.

4) Bila kali terakhir anda makan pizza?
Last saturday? Had lucnh at PizzaHut. But I ate spaghetti :|


5) Lagu terakhir anda dengar?
Lady Gaga - Alejandro.


6) Apa yang anda buat selain menyelesaikan tag ini
Turun bawah minum teh.

7) Selain nama sendiri, anda dipanggil nama apa?
Hanya cikgu sahaja yang panggil saya dengan nama sendiri :| Tka/h,Tkoz,Awoot,Tic.

8) Tag lagi 8 orang.

1. Lee. Kau buatlah kat mana-mana pon asalkan kau buat hahagahaghga.
2. Luqman.
3. Huda.
4. Mereyem.
5. Salwa.
6. Azie yang sedih. HAHA
7. Bam.
8. Nana.

9) Siapakah orang no 1 kepada anda
Some retard i met at school.

10) Katakan sesuatu mengenai orang no 5
Kucing dia ada sribu(?)

11) No 3 ada hubungan dengan siapa?
Ustat scary XD

12) Bagaimana pula dengan no 4?
Mereyem suci dari apa-apa hubungan(?)

13) Pesanan buat orang no. 6
Updatelah blog kau selalu dengan panjang dan cemerlang. PENTINGKAN BLOG DARI ESSAY KAU YANG BERJELA TU!

14) Kata-kata cinta untuk orang no. 2
*awkward silence*

15) Adakah no. 7 dan no. 8 mempunyai persamaan?
YA! mereka satu sekolah menengah!

16) Berikan 5 yang anda tahu tentang orang yang men-tag anda.

-PANDAI NAK MAMPOS.
-suka pakai selendang deng klip-klip comel(?)
-kreatif :D
-pemalas bab nak update blog panjang2 hhehehehehe.
-comel dan baik hati XD

17) Persamaan antara kambing dan lembu
Kedua-duanya sedap dimasak kurma.

18) Perasaan anda buat tag ini.
Neutral :|

19) Adakah anda tahu si Rizman itu sengal.
siapakah Rizman o_O

20) Gay or les?
I AM THE GAY OWNER OF A VAGINA.

Sapa tak buat aku kejar dengan kayu panjang.

hvuerfk

Okay aku tak cerita pasal kawin dah T_T

I chose to feel it and you couldn't choose.

1- Five names that people call you :
Tkah, Tka, Tkoz, Awoot, Tic.

2- Five important dates in your life :

* My birthday, DUH.
* My friends' birthdays.
* My parents' anniversary.
* My future wedding date? HEH
* My future husband's and kids' birthday(?)

3- Five things you have done yesterday :

* Ate.
* Shat.
* Pissed.
* Drank.
* Slept.

4- Five ways to be happy :

* Be optimistic.
* Always see the bright side of things.
* Stop dwelling on the past.
* Spend quality time with your precious ones.
* EAT.

5- Five favorite movies :

* ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGGGGIIIIINNNNGGGG!
* The Last House On The Left.
* Long Khong. (all three. or were there two?)
* Ju-On (white ghost and black ghost)
* KICK ASSSSS.


6- Five favourite hobbies :

* Reading. Anything.
* EATINGGGG.
* Surfin teh waaayyveeessss. HAHA ok fine the net.
* EAT SUMMORE.
* Sleep?

7- Five favourite people :

* My parents!
* My siblings. (reluctantly)
* My AWSUM FRIENDSSS.
* A few of my teachers.
* My husband to be. I know you're gonna be my favorite person ever :)

Do you really think I only have FIVE favorite people? sheesh

8- Five favourite places for vacation :

* Australia! Gold Coast is the best place to go if you wanna enjoy yourself.
* The British countryside. Like in the movies ♥
* The farms in New Zealand!
* Err. Nude beaches in Europe?
* NEW YORK SITTEEEYYHHHHH!


9- Five reasons you answer the survey :

* I was bored.
* I still am.
* I have nothing better to do.
* I happen to like answering surveys.
* I was REALLY bored.

10- Five persons to tag :

* LUQMAN.
* Bam.
* Salwa.
* Mereyem.
* Azie sebab dia jarang updet hagahgahga.

Damn you for not having a blog anymore Lee.

Kicka$$

I went to see Kick-Ass yesterday at OU. I honestly thought it was something out of The Superhero Movie but unfortunately it wasn't. The only thing that kept my eyes glued on the screen WAS AARON JOHNSON YES HE IS IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE GO TO YOUR NEAREST CINEMA WITH YOUR SAME-SEX FRIENDS AND WATCH IT NOW.

This is the first movie that I didn't google before watching. Because Tyah and Lin initially wanted to watch When in Rome which I KNOW would be really cheesy and I'm definitely NOT in the mood for cheesy corny movies (honestly, WHEN IN ROME? HOW FRIGGIN UNINTERESTING CAN A TITLE GET?) and I wanted to watch something funny so somehow we ended up watching Kick-Ass instead. YAY ME! *kicks When In Rome to the curb*

When I looked at the movie poster outside the cinema i was like FTW AARON JOHNSON IS INNIT? AND NICHOLAS CAGE TOO?! FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

But the down part of the whole movies was that Aaron didn't speak with his sexeyh british accent in it. HE SPOKE AMERICAN. WHICH IS, NO OFFENSE OH AMERICAN PEOPLE, NOT SEXY AT ALL. I wanted to hear his smooth sounding purrfect british accent hu T_T

And to be honest, the first hour of the movie was total shitcrap. Sure there was a plot but it's like a, uh, static plot. I was like "WHERE IS THIS GOINGGGG?" throughout the first hour. Plus Aaron speaking american was sort of uninteresting -_-

AND he wasn't as hot as he was in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. He was the complete opposite of how he was in that Nickelodeon movie.

Allow me to juxtapose his two characters,

Exhibit A:

IS THIS NOT CUTE?! *dies*

Exhibit B:

he's the one in the middle. *commits suicide*

He was a frickin nerd in Kick-Ass but nevertheless, cute in his own way. Ohh his emerald green eyes ♥

The one disturbing thing that bothered me during the one and a half hour period of this movie was his costume.

IT WAS A MUSHY GREEN TIGHT SPANDEX BODYSUIT WITH YELLOW LINES AND YELLOW MARYGOLDS AND YELLOW FUGLY BOOTS. And dammit, it was a really awkward costume. He doesn't even have a cape for cryin out loud! It becomes more awkward when he walks around the town WEARING THAT FRIGGIN COSTUME! It was just soo..offensive looking.

The last thirty minutes of the movie, however, made up for it's initial crappiness. THE FIGHTING SCENE WAS SO AWESOME MAAANN. Especially when Hit Girl was tryina save Big Daddy. SHE FOUGHT WITH GUSTO! (?) I'd say it was totally worth sitting throughout the first shitty hour and enjoying the last 30 minutes. Hit Girl was just awesome. You should totally check it (read:her) out!

Hit Girl is 11 btw.

p/s: I still haven't gotten over the image of Aaron Johnson wearing a green bodysuit :|

HUUAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AKU JELESLAAAAAHHH TENGOK RAMAI ORANG LETAK GAMBAR BOIFREN GIRLFREN DEKAT FACEBOOK TUUU.TAMBAH TAMBAH LAGI KALAU GAMBAR TU SWEEEEEETTT GILE CAM BOLEH "AWWWWWWWWW" BILE TENGOKKKK.

NAK JUGAK OKAY T_T

tapi tak boleh okay fine.

ni yang aku tak sabar nak kawen ni. SIAP KAU TENGOKLA NANTI AKU DAH KAWEN AKU LETAK GAMBA PELOK GAMBA PEGANG TANGAN GAMBA MUKA DEKAT-DEKAT DALAM FACEBOOK AKU BUAT TIGA ALBUM YANG SETIAPNYA ADA 82626 PAGE PENUH DENGAN GAMBA MESRA AKU DAN SUAMI BIAR PUAS HATI AKU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

TAKPA HARINI HARI KAU BOLEH LETAK GAMBAR COMEL DENGAN BOIFREN. TUNGGU KAU AKU KAWEN NANTI!! AKU TUKAR GAMBAR BARU TIAP-TIAP HARI SAMPAI SEMUA ORANG NAIK MUAK HAGAGAHAGAAHAHHAGAHAGAHGA.

Kalau aku sabar ni mesti lagi best kan lepas dah kawin. Baru feel sikit pegang tangan lepas akad nikah tu hehehehehehehehe. Selama ni aku tak pegang tangan mana-mana laki bukan muhrin TUNGGULAH KAU SUAMI AKU PEGANG TANGAN KAU SAMPAI REMUK NANTI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You pun jangan pegang tangan pompuan bukan muhrim mana-mana okay yang. Biar kita sama-sama feel THAT feeling. The feeling you get when you hold hands with your husband(?)

I TAU YOU PEGANG MANA-MANA POMPUAN BUKAN MUHRIM SEBELUM KITA KAWEN SIAP YOUUUU I KETOK DENGAN KAYU BESBOL I TAKNAK FEEL LEBIH SORANG-SORANG OKAY EFHEKRFGRFUGYFKV.

SABAR ITU SEPARUH DARI IMAN FUHH FUHH BESAR SUNGGUH PENGORBANAN AKU NI HARAP HASILNYA MANTOP YA.

HASIL YANG MANTOP TERMASUKLAH :
-BERKAHWIN DNEGAN ORANG HENSEM.
-BERKAHWIN DENGAN ORANG HENSEM YANG BAIK HATI DAN MUKA NERD DAN PAKAI SPEK DAN SANGAT INNOCENT ALA CUTE GILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
-BERKAHWIN DNEGAN ORANG HENSEM MUKA NERD YANG TAK PERNAH PEGANG PEREMPUAN BUKAN MUHRIM DAN CUKUP SOLAT LIMA WAKTU DAN SELALU MENUNAIKAN IBADAH SUNAT PERGGGHHHHHH.

POST NI MEMANG AKU SENGAJA PAKAI HUROP BESA SEBAB NAK MELEPASKAN PERASAAN YANG TERPENDAM SELAMA INI YEAAAHHH. DAHLAH DENGAR LAGI WALI YANG BERTAJUK CARI JODOH SEDIKIT SEBANYAK TERASA JUGA YA AKU DENGAN LAGU TU HUH.

SUAMI I TUNGGU YOU OKAY. SILA HENSEM, PAKAI SPEK, TAK PEGANG PEREMPUAN BUKAN MUHRIM, DAN YANG PALING PENTING CUKUP SOLAT LIMA WAKTU! SOLAT JUMAAT KALAU YOU TINGGAL I KEJAR YOU DENGAN DUA KAYU BESBOL SAMPAI KE MASJID OK.

I TUNGGU YOU SUAMI WALAUPUN I TAKTAHU YOU SIAPA TAPI I TENGAH TUNGGU YOU NI LAH YANG I TAK BEKAPEL TAK PEGANG-PEGANG TAK BUAT BENDA TAK SENONOH NI. YOU JANGAN BUAT JUGAK OKAY SAYAAAAANGGGG ♥

LABYU SUAMI.

I miss Al-Amin

So I'm gonna put as many AA pictures as I can find in my hard disk(?)


This is so 2006. After PMR ended we went to PD to have fun(?) I remembered Lee being all "NAK MANDI LAUT PUN PAKAI STOKIN. JANGAN SEKALI-KALI TANGGAL STOKIN. KAMI AKAN PANDANG SLACK PADA ANDA" HAHAHAHAHA. It was fun.


This was during the bus ride to PD. Rindu pulak nak pakai tudung Al-Amin. Heh


Lat's open house 2007. I miss Khaulah :|


I MISS THEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.


MY FACE FTW.


2005. I didn't know how this picture ended up being on my laptop o_O


I wish we were 15 again :( ♥


This is in 2006. Masa latihan sukan dekat skolah sebelah. Dalam toilet -_-


The 14 year old Lee. You didn't change much. You just have a lot more pimples now. HAHAHAHA.


Wany! Ni 2006. Ada jamuan sebelum PMR dekat tengah-tengah gelanggang. Kot.


Wany's last day. Selekah gila aku O_O


Ni masa awal 2007. First time dapat keluar ramai-ramai(?)


Ni 2007 jugak. Masa pergi PD ramai-ramai. Bessstttttt!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Gamba ni aku edit pakai Adobe kot. Jadi cute gila Khaulah(?)


Muka form 3 tak tahaaan. Masa buat kerja kursus Geografeh.


Masa ni cuti tapi Form 4 ada kelas tambahan! Bam excited habissss. Hagaahgahga


Hari guru eh time ni? Nody takda sebab balik kampung.


Nasib baek tak clear gambar ni. 2004. SEMUA ORANG FOKUS KAT MUKA LEE, BAWAH PALING KANAN.


Masa pergi EOM! Balik pukul satu pagi. Sungguh liar kami ini ya.


dalam gondola! Geng dapat 5A time PMR HAHAHAHA. Kecuali Afee jinius dapat 9A -_-


Friends like these, you can't find anywhere else in the world. THEY ARE THE AWESOMEST ♥


Sebab kau skolah rendah kat alamin aku tarok jugakla muka kau Tem :P


Sebab rindu Lat kena letak satu gambar sakit bersama(?) Ni masa PLKN yakni kami dua-dua kena conjunctivitis pada masa yang sama -_- And please don't dwell on my extra stupid looking face.

Dahlah tu. Letak banyak-banyak nangis pulak aku nanti. Isk.

Langkap 2010

I went back to Langkap 2 days ago. In case you haven't hear of Langkap (and I'm sure that 95% of you haven't. The other 5% will be my siblings who occasionally read my blog -_-) it's a ,uh, small daerah(?)somewhere in Teluk Intan (if you haven't heard of Teluk Intan you must be REALLY screwed).

It's Mak's side of the kampung. Ayah's side is in Penang (obviously) but the house was sold when my Tok Bapak died and Tok Mama came to Kl to live with one of my aunts. But in Langkap, the house is till there. The dusun, the chicken coop, the well (yes my kampung has a well. Jealous much? HAHA) and everything else was where it was when Tok and Tok Wan were still alive :)

But they're both dead now. Tok Wan died in 1998 and Tok in 2004 :( Sigh. I kind of really miss having them when I go balik Langkap. And the house looked like it dies with them too. After Tok's death my Andak used to take care of the house. She lives in Ipoh but she would take a bus to Langkap once a week and clean up the house.

But then she was diagnosed with kidney failure and had to do dialysis three times a week. Her health slowly deteriorated and she became really sick. She walks with a cane now :| So obviously she couldn't go to Langkap and take care of the house like she used to. Hence, the abandoned look the house greeted us with when we came back two days ago. The last time I went back to Langkap was last year. It's like a yearly ritual(?) for our family.

It's just so sad seeing the house that was once so alive with scattering chickens and cats of all shapes and sizes and all the fruity tress becoming an old abandoned haunted-looking house. My grandfather, Tok Wan really loved cats. Before he died he had this one favorite cat. I forgot what it was called. Well anyways, a few days after he died the cat looked so lost and disheveled without him and it died too :|

I wish I had a picture of how the house was when I was a little girl. I have a cousin with the same age as mine, living nearby my grandparents' house and everytime I balik kampung we used to play all kinds of game. We would petik petai belalang from the big petai belalang tree in front of the house and eat it until we got full. We used to go into the dusun and explore stuffs. But we never got far because the dusun was too deep and it used to really freak us out with all the mysterious insect sounds and stuff. And then we would have Mak or Tok kupas some tebu for us and we would chew on those tebus until our mouths are sore from chewing too much.

I've always liked going back to Langkap because there's just so much thing to do, so many places to explore. But after Tok passed away, I just don't feel like going back to Langkap anymore. Besides the abandoned looking house, the lawn looks so..devastating. Like with the death of my grandparents, the house and all of it's inside and outside died along with them. I hate seeing it like that. I hate seeing my childhood playground become like it is now. That's why I didn't want to go back to Langkap anymore. But I did anyway, for old time sake. Because then I could look at the places and relive my childhood memories within the house.

Here are some pictures we took,


Naqib looks twice his age here. This is the living room. It was so friggin hot in the house and we discovered that there was only one functional fan :| So all 11 of us huddled in the living room in hopes that the fan would provide enough uh, wind for all eleven people.


This is the beranda. Dalam English veranda kot? I used to play hide and seek and masak-masak here with my cousins. And sometimes we would even take our pillows up here and have an afternoon nap together :)But now it looks very..dirty. And the termites have probably eaten through thhe wood structure and everything. I think if I even land one foot on the veranda It would collapse. Sigh.


Nazif having his bath in the sink. So gebu!


This is the kitchen. Looks so old school right. I used to run through the kitchen with my other cousins and piss the adults because they would be cooking and we were like a distraction of something. Good times, good times.


This is the stairs leading to upstairs(?) The door used to be open all the time. The steps were a bit steep though. I didn't go upstairs that day. It just seems a bit eerie now that no on looks after the house. Mak did went upstairs to find a towel for Ayah but she said she had to tiptoe all the way to the room because of the thickening dust :|



My brother looking oddly..short. And fat.


The house dari depan. It's prolly the biggest house in that area or something. Please don't mind all the attention whores in this picture. Haha.


Err.


The right side of the house. You can see the unkeptness(?) at the back :|


Mak always like to harvest the plants that tumbuh wildly around the house whenever we go back to Langkap. This this it's lemongrass and pineapples.

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Naqib enjoying fresh ubi rebus. Lin pulled the ubis out from the tree (well technically, she pulled the tree off of the ground to get the ubis) and we skinned the ubis and Mak boiled them. They were so surprisingly sweet :O


Pucuk ubi from the ubi tree that Lin pulled out. Sedapnya kalau masak sambal *drools*


UBI REBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


Ayah looks annoyed XD


The annoying people I live with.


Mummy Chula and Papi Chulu ♥


Still nibbling on ubi rebus -_-


Tyah with her super gedik pose. HAHA.


Tyah looking uncertain. Kak Fizah doing what she does best, enterframing -_-



A family of camwhorers.


Lin in front of Mak long's house. Yes I do have a Mak Long hahahaha.


Camwhoring some more -.-



Ayah comei, anak cantik. HAHAHAHAHA



Had dinner at Mi Rebus Ramli. Their Mee Rebus was exquisite :O

So that'll be it for now. I'll post more Langkap pictures when I go there next year hahahaah.