Before our akad nikah ceremony, I would like to show you two pictures of me.
Taken 3 seconds after I had just woken up.
By seeing this suprafugly picture, I would be able to tell whether you are into me because of my looks(?) of whether it really is love after all.
The second picture I would like to show yo dear husband to be, is a picture of me after I just had my shower. Somehow, I personally think that I look more hideous after I had just showered compared to after I had just woken up.
But it's not up to me to judge which is uglier really, since you're the one who's going to be stuck with me until your dead.
So I thought I would for once, be sympathetic and make you aware of what nasty shit you're getting yourself into.
I hope you would still love me albeit the hideousness you would have to bear with for the rest of your frickin life.
Oh and if you even think, I repeat, THINK of marrying into other nasty shits I WILL CHOW YOU DOWN LIKE I CHOWED MY CHAR KUEW TIAU WHICH I HAD FOR DINNER THREE NIGHTS AGO.
Already loving you,
Your pretty wife.