LEE ADAKAH BLOG AKU TOP SEKARANG?

aku ialah orang officially yang punya ladang grapes.

y khirnya aku telah berjya mendapatkan gambra-gambar siri cupcake disaster kami pada minggu lepas.LEE KEMUT DAH DEKAT PATPLOHTUJOH KALI AKU MINTAK KAU TAK BAGI PON PADAHAL CAMERA KAU WAS VITALLY USED DURING THE SLEEPOVER ELWGLWEKGFJKESDMNVFJLFGEL.

so lets blog with pictures.


dy and lat in the kedai bakeri.aku rasa nama dia BAGUS BAKERY SHOP.or not.gigi bulat menandakan dia sudah bersedia untuk memulakan siri cupcake disaster.


ya inilah muka aku tanpa bahan kimia.ok i dont wear makeup.mata aku tanpa eyeliner kelihatan seperti dua biji manik yang kecil lagi uninteresting.dengan terpublicizenya gambar ini,aku yakin aku akan menjadi anak dara tua dalam tempoh yang sangat lama.KAHWINI AKU JEJAKA-JEJAKA PANAS!gigi lat merasa bahawa mereka sudah cukup popular lalu remain hidden inside.


fza dengan muka BILA-AIR-MILO-AIS-AKU-NAK-SAMPAI-NI-WOI-LEMBAP-CAM-!@#$%^&*-AH-KEDAI-NIIII nya.aku menutup mata sebaik sahaja air milo dia sampai kerana tak sanggup melihat air milo itu diperlkukan dengan rakus.

ok that didnt come out right.

phish phish.moving on,


SERIOUS SHIT AKU SUKE GILE GAMBA NI WALAUPUN BUKAN GAMBAR AKU OH KENAPA AKU SUK GAMBAR YANG TIADA MUKA AKU DAN YA TERBUKTILAH PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS AKU LEBIH AWESOME DARI LEE HAHAHAHAHA.muka lat picturesque gile.

disebabkan dy didnt take a lot of pictures using her phone so gambar yang ada amatlah limited.FAT YOU LEE.

gambar cupcakes icing tebal tiga inci berikut akan mengakhiri post kali ini.

GAMBAR CUPCAKES ICING TEBAL TIGA INCI.

dari kiri,atas:lat's,mine,dy's,fza's,lee's and tahi bertali(kata lin tatkala melihat cupcake love ciptaan dy).this is the proof that lee is capable of baking and decorating real fugly cupcakes lmao.cupcakes aku,lat dengan fza sarat gile.aku deocrate lat punye hehehe.oh figures.KENAPA MESTI CUPCAKE DY YANG PALING SIMPLE DAN COOL?

ku msih ingat kata-kata lee apabila habis meng-so-called-decorate cupcakenya,
"weh.lee getar-getarrr"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.bersempena dengan itu,marilah kit bergetar(vibrate) bersama-sama.
*getar getar getar getar getar*

Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful that im no longer working :)

semalam aku makan nasi goreng basi.

ya title di atas benar.tapi disebabkan aku mempunyai perut yang kental lagi bebal aku tak kena diarrhea yang menjenglotkan itu.

oh.my.god.

i think im in love with ziyad.he comes to my work place like everyday how could i not fall for that beautiful bright eyes and charming smile and cute laugh?everytime i see him my hearts goes GAGAAAAAA.he has to be the cutest human being ever.he usually drops by with his mum,k.suraiya.yes ppl i call her kak.mybe i should start calling her mama because im in love with her son lol.today i got to see him off for the last time.and i kissed him goodbye on both cheeks.i hope our paths will cross again ziyad*sheds dramatic tears*

that three year old kid has really got me head over heels for him.

so i got my pay yesterday.berbelas-belas keping rm50 di dalam sampul surat saiz sederhana warna putih yang diluarnya tertera nama a.m.g telah diserahkan kepadaku.masa aku tau haritu dapat gaji aku excited nak mampus macam ekwjtgkefgek punya excited.tapi lepas duit tu dah da dalam purse aku KENAPA AKU TAK RASA EUPHORIA SEPERTI YANG AKU SEPATUTNYA RASA?

aku rasa aku ada sindrom suka-melihat-duit-banyak-tapi-tak-suka-memiliki-duit-banyak.apasal hanya aku yang ada sindrom pelik ini?*tertekan secara ekstremm*

esok last kerja yeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeye gembira tahap jebon yeyeyeyeyeyeyye.

aku rasa nak bukak account maybank untuk menyimpan duitku ini supaya aku boleh kembali gembira keran tida duit di tangan.ok aku tak gembira kalau tiada duit di tangan.mri bersyarat dengan diri sendiri.u have to hve at LEAST 50 in your purse.for,uh,future investments in SHOPPING MALLS GAGAGAGAGGA.ala kene beli baju something kat topshop untok lee.shit.hahaha.

WEH TAHU TAK LEE BELI DRESS CAM WEJITFGLAWKJRGWLGEFSGDFSMNFVGAWJL PUNYA CANTIK UNTUK BIRTHDY AKU TAHUN NI SUMPAH BOLEH MENJERIT KESERONOKN TENGOK DRESS TU WOIIIIIIII.

aku ada tangkap gambar.tapi camera aku VGA.so kualiti gambar cam pogiogi.aku takmahu tunjuk kerana malu kamera huduh.TUNGGU AKU BELI 5800 SKRIN BESAR GEDEBOK NANTI WE'LL SEE WHOSE LAUGHING HAGHAGAHAGAHGA.

tadi aku ada realize something mase mintak dekat dada nak pegi sunway legun dengan eps isnin ni.KENAPA AKU SENANG GILA NAK KELUAR SEKARANG?sejak spm habis ni everytime aku mintak keluar its always a yes.ok ya aku memang batak akan perkara ini kerana korang tak tahu betapa susahnya aku untuk keluar joli bersama rakan-rakan before this.sampai tahap sembahyang hajat sebelum mintak permission tahu taaaaak?ok tipu gile.

maybe dulu sebab im still studying kot.and kalau aku asyik keluar je bile aku nak study kan hahaha.tapi tak keluar pon bukan study jugak wtf.time limit aku pon dah diextendkan sekarang.dulu kalau keluar at four SHARP kene ADE kat rumah wdffffff.sekarang aku sampai rumah 630 pun aku tak kena question.yuhu WA SUDAH BESAR DAN BOLEH BERDIKARI WEH.ataupun mami dan dada semakin percayakan aku yang semakin matang ini.woa ayat geliiii.

and jangan kata,"eleh kecoh gile dapat balek 630 je pon.aku balik pukul 3 pagi pon mak bapak aku tak kesah." because you dont know how strict the rules were before.

pada ketika aku menulis post ini aku berumur 17 tahun 11 bulan dan 19 hari.ya,lagi 12 hari birthday aku.aku makin membesar yuhu lagi!

no wait.

i dont think i wanna be eighteen.i wanna be seventeen forever!

being eighteen means im not underage anymore.kalau aku kena rogol dan bunuh si keparat itu akan dapat balasan yang kurang kejam.ini merupakan suatu ketidakadilan!AKU MAHU TUJUHBELAS SELAMANYAAA supaya si keparat akan dapat sebatan sehingga hancur tulang punggung gahagahag pahal aku sadis sangat.

nauzubillah la aku kena rogol dan bunuh kan.oh god ngeri gile.korang tahu tak tan may hong?eh betul ke aku eje name die ni.jap nak google.

*2 minutes later*

oh ok it was ang may hong.she was a nine year old girl who was raped and strangled while she was on her way to buy breakfast for her younger brother i think.the part that just rips my heart out was that a wooden pole with three rusty nails sticking out at the end of the pole was thrusted into her vagina and deeper until it punctured her heart and intestines,which led to excessive bleeding and hence,her death.memang nak mampus a keparat tu.kalau gua jumpe memang kene sule.ok cakap je bernai entah-entah lari lintang pukang.

fat la all those rapists out there.you cant runaway from Allah the Almighty you know that?so sementara you all masih hidup ni marilah bertaubat supaya akhirat nanti tak kene dah.dunia nak dekat kiamat pun masih nak merogol lagi?hsfgwjkefkgvakjd.

why cant this world be a better place?

Todays Grateful Splink:
Im grateful dada granted me permission to go sunwei legun-ing with eps!yuhu.

templates can cause brain damage.

so i changed my template.and im regretting every second of it.

first of all,WHERE THE HELL IS LEE WHEN YOU NEED HER?
fat you.

help me with this damn thing you iesrhkgsektebuiesr piece of jkergrkqehlr!!

seriously.i suck at html ok.EVERYONE knows that.or they dont and i just blew up my cover.wtf.

five days of zero posts.and the first thing i post about is this dumb template.how uninteresting.

oh well.I LOVE VONO!

Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i can finally boss people round these few last days at work GEGEGE.

drugged and dumped

can anyone please tell me how the bladihel i can manage this blog properly?

im going bonkers figuring it out aaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

ongoing

"but its so heavy.and i'm not that strong."

ku baru lepas habis tulis satu post panjang yang melepaskan geram.aku post 5 5minit and then aku delte balik.HAHAHA PADAN MUKA KORANG TAKBOLEH BACA HAHAHA.aku taknak orang bace pon.sebab post tu boleh mencetuskan kontroversi dengan extreme sekali.serious.

esok sleepover!yeyeyeyeye.

ok nak tido bye.

lifeless

"its morphing into a side fringe is it not?"

E-SHOPPING.ADDICTIVE.GILA.WEH.

sebab aku tak post anything semalam ialah merupakan sebabnya dy telah mempengaruhi aku untuk shop dekat online boutiques.and setakat ni aku telah reserve 5 helai cardigan qwkljefgwklefgvwe.i dont even need them -.-

tapi tak mengapa.

aku telah berazam untuk menjadi seorang pengumpul cardi yang berjaya.mengapalah cardies takboleh diternak.dan dikacukkan.FUYOH.

so semase sibuk window e-shopping(?) semalam aku telah terjump satu soft pink(aku rasa la kale dia soft pink) punya cardigan yang telah aku cari selama setahun.aku dah banyak kali jumpa tapi bila aku nak beli its either habis stock and non restock able ataupun ake kena half-conned.wtf.so semalam aku siap dah msg dengn minah penjual tu lalu malam ini aku akan bank in sebanyak rm24(aku tahu.MURAH GILE CAM SHIT AN?) ke dalam akaun beliau dan cardigan cantik itu akan sampai ketapaktanganku pada hari sabtu.

aku rasa macam nak post gambar cardi tu kat sini.tapi aku taknak menjadi pembunuh.sebab bila aku post gambar cardi itu and ada orang kutuk sumpah aku akan jadi emo cam QWLKJEFGWELGJWERKGVWELVWEGIQEHRLV dan menggigit orang itu sampai mati.

"IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE EXACT ONE FOR ABOUT A YEAR YOU PIECE OF ranQWUKGEWJHKEFWL ATHOOL!!"

diatas merupakan contoh ayat yang aku akan probably ucapkan sebelum aku mula menggigit.

sekarang ni aku tengah pakai spek.aku rasa cam cool gila bila on9 and pakai spek.bukan shades la.see-thru spectacles.gagaga.akhirnya,aku ada jugak sebab untuk pakai spek setelah habis sekolah kerana rabun jauh kronik aku.apa nih.

naqeb ialah seorang budak 3 tahun yang pelat.berikut merupakan perkataan-perkataanya yang diterjemahkan ke dalam bahasa kita,

KITA:plasticine
DIA:palestin

KITA:remote control
DIA:limot kontolol

KITA:spek mata
DIA:(yang ni cam vulgar sket.korang tekelah sendiri aku tak sanggup nak cakap.haha)

KITA:kura-kura
DIA:kukughe

KITA:kucing
DIA:anak ameow

et cetera et cetera.

so memng agak susah untuk tak gelak bila dengar dia cakap.hahaha*.gelak palsu sekadar untuk memeriahkan keadaan*

sabtu ni ada sleepover.and I NEED WHIPPED CREAAAAAM.tapi lee cakap membazir.KILLJOY.SPOILSPORT.ATHOOOOL.hagagagaga.lepas garam.

dulu aku menghadapi masalah untuk menyebut 'couture' as in juicy couture punya brand tu.terima kasih tasya kerana telah ajar aku macamana nak sebut dengan tepat dan fasigh perkataan JUICY COUTURE.

aku nak beg jucy couture yang ada ring tu.lawa doh.

semalam aku bukak www.boonga.com kerana kurius sebab lee taruk dalam blognya.

WEH KASUT DIA GILE KLEWJFGQWEKLGVQKWEVFGQWLEGWE CAM QKWULEFGQW3ILGQWJGEFJKEG CANTIK.kenapa aku taktahu pasal boonga shoes tu sebelum ni?!aku mencarut pada ketidakadilan.ini merupakan satu ketidakadilan.*insert long complicated vulgar censored word here*!!!!!

lee suruh aku beli puffy dress dekat topshop.and she doesnt want a checkered one.she wants a funky-designed,puffy sleeved dress.and i thought i was cerewet.HAGAHA.serious aku takbole nk bayang dress idaman kau tu.sebab most of the funky and puffy designs yang aku pernah jumpe is made out of something macam silk.kain licin tu.kau nak macamtu ke? *trying to keep calm*

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd.aku jumpa satu blog ni.die jual contct lenses.tapi animation punya.SHARINGAN DA WEH.MANGEKYOU PON ADA LIKE OMGWTFBBQ.pstu ada lens yang atas tu tulis i love you lah and other cute contacts.
nak tengok?

www.stickstreet.blogspot.com

about rm35 je per pair.aku rasa murah.sebab minggu depan gaji masuk gagagagag.

baru 6 saat yang lepas aku tahu yang fake eyelashes ada untuk lower lash jugak.WAD.DE.FAT.aku boleh bayangkan kesaratan mata orang yang pakai dekat upper lash and lower lash.mesti mata korang nak jatuh je ga ga ga.

malam ni mama cooking sup crabbing.yamming yamming.

koz:ko tak rase silly ke asyik post crappy things.
aika:wadefat.THIS IS MY BLOG LAH.
koz:ko tau tak takde orang nak bace bende macamni?
aika:*makes wtf face for 3 minutes,slaps koz,pulls her hair from her scalp,beheads her and dumps her headless,hairless body into the sewer at a speed of 367km/h*
aika:NOW WHOSE THE ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS HUH?

uh,you are.

Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful today because im gonna buy a georgeous pink cardi like omgomgomgomgomg.

gauges

"self-inflicted embarrassment is not so embarrassing after all."

hari ini ialah merupakan yang episod kedua dalam cerekarama 'Dua Minggu Keselebehan Saya." yang da empat belas episod.kot.

azam saya dari hari ni ialah untuk blogging hari-hari sebab lee poyo di blogging hari-hari gua pon mau sesuatu yang boleh dipoyokan juga.so here,WA MAU BELOG HALI-HALI.hahaha kau ada competitor hahaha.(?)

haritu aku rasa cam mimpi something.tapi aku tak ingat mimpi apa.

aika: habis tu apahal mention jhhhhefkqwe.
tkoz: bia ah.blog aku.
aika: blog aku gak.
tkoz: diam ah ko klawjegfqwkleg.
aika: *ta fak face*

sense,i have never made any.

aku rasa facebook comel.sebab boleh maen hug-hug orang,send strawberry(?) requests etc etc.kat myspace mane boleeeh.apetah lagi friendster berkarat tu.

haritu aku pergi tempah baju dekat kak su.dia adalah merupakan tailor family aku.ok tipu.aku tak adalah kaya cam megalodon da tailor famili sendiri.walaupun aku taktahu akan kesahihan orang-orang kaya yang mempunyai tailor famili.adakah?

ok tubek point.

point aku adalah aku tempah tiga baju.bukan untuk menunjuk kaya tempah banyak baju atau apa-apa pun yang sedang ada difikiran kau orang.aku hanya mahu menyuarakan ketidakpuasanhati aku.

korang tahu kaaan aku pergi ganu haritu yang sepupu aku bertunang tu?jika dikaitkan,tige baju aku berkait dengan wedding die.satu baju akad nikah(lace putih dan kain batik jawa),satu baju reception(lace brown-gold2 oh aku taktahu warna apa itu mini baju kurung moden.ku pun taktahu nama baju yang aku buat),satu baju hantar menantu(lace hitam kain batik jawa.again)

aku rasa membazir siot.serious.memanglah aku suka kan dapat buat baju banyak dan sungguh keperempuanan ah aku tahu aku akan merana pakai lace gatal satu badan dan no,aku tak maksudkan gatal ITU.tapi apahal pegi sampai jakarta nak beli lace.kenapa PERLU tema lace?(ok abang aku kahwin dulu pon ade tema kaen saree TAPI yang tu kitorang beli kat little india je)

aku suka baju.tapi aku tak suka membazir beli baju.dalam erti kata lain,aku suka baju MURAAAHHH.gagaga.dan juga sale.kerana dekat sale da baju murah.AKU RASA JJ SALE SEPANJANG TAHUN SIOT SUMPH AKU SUKA PERGI JJ AAAAAHHHHH.SOGO POOOOOON.

oke tubek point siri dua.

kenapa wedding perlu lavish-lavish?kenap tunang perlu buat majlis?kenapa,kenapa dan kenapa oh aunty ela.

kalau dia baca ni sumpah aku kena disinherit.

aku selalu buat title post aku merepek.sebab korang tak boleh nampak gagaga.ke korang boleh and aku taktahu korang boleh.ah,mustahil!(bertindak emosi)

so saja nak bagitahu korang.title post aku harini ialah 'gauges'.jangan tanya aku kenapa.aku pun taktahu.title-title aku adalah random things that pop in my head bila tibanya masa aku menulis title.

haritu lee suruh aku buat account flickr.so aku pun buatlah.tpi tiba-tiba aku rasa bodoh.sebab aku tak ada camera.camera yang aku posses sekarang ni hanyalah kamera VGA dari handphone nokia2630 aku.cabuk,wa tahu.suey punya 5300 yang berbateri bengkak.

and aku masih tak nampak sebab untuk memiliki seorang lelaki bukan muhrim yang dipanggil 'pakwe'.aku dah jadi gay kah?entah.aku pasti aku bukan gay kerana bila melihat muka lee aku rasa nak muntah lmfao.kalau orang gay(atau lesbian in this case) pasti terpesona melihat kejelitaan lee dan bukan mada urge mahu muntah macam aku.so dengan ini pastilah yang aku,straight.kenapa aku selalu bahan lee.oh ya.dia suruh aku beli puffy dress untuk die kat topshop.fat you.

i have come to a sudden realization.aku tak suka shopping.aku suka WINDOW shopping.perbezaan besar disitu ya.entahlah.aku ada window shopping disorder kah?aku suka tengok baju pants and everything tapi aku taknak beli.bukan berat nk keluar duit.its just that i like to look and ONLY look.and i think this also applies to hotmachosexybackkajswlefwaef guys.kot.if im not gay.oh ya,aku bukan gay.macamana aku boleh lupa aku bukan gay?

tkoz: dude.i think u shud stop typing.ur not making sense.
aika: shut the fat up you jwkgje piece of kwjfgklwfh.
tkoz: TA FAT MAN.i was just suggesting.geezbone.
aika: ..

i think ill go with koz this time.

tidur

"it doesnt stop here,no."

aku rasa harini hari kerja paling selebeh aku dalam nk dekat tiga bulan aku kerja ni.semalam dahlah tidur kul tiga(oke kecoh pahal lee dengan embam tido pukul empat tak heran pon gaga) pastu kene kerah bangun kul tujuh plaaak.tahutak betapa hodohnye rupa aku bila tak cukup tidur?

ok cukup tidur pon hodoh jugak tapi kalau tak cukup tidur ni extra hodoh la.korang bukak www.onemang.com.cari komik goong.and cari muka chae-gyong baru bangun tido.muka aku sebijik la macamtu.plus bibir lapan inci.aku rasa future husband aku akan menyesal mengahwiniku bila tengok muka baru bangun tidur aku.korang yang nak dtang sleepover tu BERJAGA-JAGALAH.hahahahahahaha*gelak puas hati kerana akan dapat menakutkan korang di pagi hari nanti.kalau kite bangun pagi la.tafat*

AKU NAK PERGI BERMALAM DI KONDO MEWAH WEH.kejam kukubesi gile korang tak tunggu.aku nk lari pegi dubai.wany,nantikan pelarianku(?)

aku sungguh gembira kerana lgi dua minggu je aku kerja WEHOOOOOOOOOOO.pahal dalam every single post nak mention.jeeeez.

dan aku msih trauma pabila naik kereta dengan meme sebagai driver dan aku sebagai co-pilot(ceh,extravagant gile bunyi).sumpah aku rasa aku lagi alert dari meme.semua cermin aku tengok weh.naek kete dengan dada siap bergolek-golek je kat blakang.ah meme.bilalah aku boleh mempercayaimu bawak kereta walaupun dari subang bestari sampai kota damansara yang tak sampai 10km tu.or sampai.

lagu beyonce yang bertajuk halo sangat teramat sangat yang paling sungguh tersedap.aku boleh alpa dan lalai akan makan bila dengar lagu tu.solat pasti berjalan ok.

balik tadi meme pasang ikim.oh aku agak kureng dengan ikim.bukan sebab tak ada lagu beyonce.sebab cakap banyk sangat doh.tazkirah ke ceramah ke aku tak kisahlah.tapi kalau ade yang promosi iklan panjang berjele-jele tu apekehenye?

tapi tdi aku amat tergamam bila aku terdengar petikan gitar akoustik(or elektrik.aku tak berape boleh nk beze) dari corong rdio itu.aku pandang meme sambil bertelepati,"cane hang dengaq flu tapi letak name ikim?" meme memebals soalan telepatiku secara lisan,"ni lgu orang us buat.pasal gaza.ce hang dengaq."

bait-bit pertama lagu tu berkumandang aku terus fall on lab weh.sedap dan seriousshit meaningful.

jap aku nak search apa nama dia.

*5 minit kemudian*

haa tajuk die we will not go down in gaza tonight.dendangan michael heart.dengala do.kalau korang tak suke jugak aku belanje sate ikan.

in case korang malas nak search kat intranet,


Michael Heart-We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight.

Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because today tak banyak customer so i boleh qada tidur i di atas sofa empuk di ruang tamu rumah/stor itu.

i still love you.i seriously do.

i wanted to talk to you.like old times.a civilized conversation.between us two.when you log in my heart always skips a beat.okay cheesy but its true.its so hard to forget you.i wonder if you fell the same way too.but judging from how you treated me,i guess not.why am i always the one victimized.what did i do so wrong.please talk to me.im dying.please.please.

do you know how hard it is to act as if you don't give a shit when all i really wanted is to smile warmly at you and have you smile back at me?talk to me.comfort me.tell me you always think of me.that's all i wanted to know.that's all.

i never regret.and i don't forget.that's the shitty part.cant you see?I DON'T FORGET.ever.ever.

talk to me.please?

jibbitz

"its not that i didn't like you.its just that i hated you."

i read the paper this morning.

and an article shocked my head off(i was going to say ass but head does seem more polite)

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”


Alfie with his little daughter,Maisie Roxanne.

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react."

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: "When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.

"I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now."


ALfie with his girlfriend.

PM Gordon Brown refused to comment directly on the story but said it was important that the Government did all it could to prevent teenage pregnancies.

Alfie’s dad Dennis yesterday told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.


Alfie kissing his baby daughter.(WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT ALFIE?!oh yeah.he's a thirteen year old dad.ta fat mann)

After that Alfie’s family told only those closest to them for fear he would be “demonized” at school.

Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.

Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labor but otherwise I was quite excited.”

Chantelle told how she discovered she was expecting after going to her GP with “really bad” stomach pains. She said: “Me and Alfie went. The doctor asked me whether we had sex. I said yes and he said I should do a pregnancy test. He did the test and said I was pregnant. I started crying and didn’t know what to do."

“He said I should tell my mum but I was too scared."

“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”

But Penny figured out what was going on after buying Chantelle a T-shirt which revealed her swelling tum.

Chantelle admitted she and Alfie — who are both being supported by their parents — would be accused of being grossly irresponsible. She said: “We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now. We will be good loving parents.

“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums."

“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”



Alfie bottle-feeding his baby.

Chantelle and Maisie were released from hospital yesterday. They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne. The family live on benefits. Alfie, who lives on an estate across town with mum Nicola, 43, spends most of his time at the Steadmans’ house.

He is allowed to stay overnight and even has a school uniform there so he can go straight to his classes in the morning.

Alfie’s dad, who is separated from Nicola, believes the lad is scared deep down.

He said: “Everyone is telling him things and it’s going round in his head. It hasn’t really dawned on him. He hasn’t got a clue of what the baby means and can’t explain how he feels. All he knows is mum and dad will help."

“When you mention money his eyes look away. And she is reliant on her mum and dad. It’s crazy. They have no idea what lies ahead.”

Dennis, who works for a vehicle recovery firm, described Alfie as “a typical 13-year-old boy”.

He said: “He loves computer games, boxing and Manchester United.” Dennis, who has fathered nine kids, told how he was “gobsmacked” when he discovered Alfie was to be a dad, too.

He said: “When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come."

“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”

Chantelle’s mum said: “I told her it was lovely to have the baby but I wish it was in different circumstances. We have five children already so it’s a big financial responsibility. But we are a family and will pull together and get through.

“She’s my daughter. I love her and she will want for nothing.”

Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.

“At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”

Today Sussex Police and the local council's children services said they have investigated the case and pledged continued support for the young parents.

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998. They split six months later.


more picturas,



Alfie,Chantelle and Maisie Roxanne plying ps2.wtf



The three of them.again.



Chantelle with her mum.

okay pictura finishia.

i was speechless when i read this.okay so maybe not ENTIRELY speechless.i was like,"OH FAT MAN DAT KID COMEL GILE NAK MATI BUDAK NI APAHAL MUDE-MUDE JADI BAPAK HE SHOULD BE MY BABY BROTHER TA FAAAAAT MAAAAAN!"ok.sooo not speechless.

but he's soo cute!and he had sex with a 15 year old chick.ok not very cute now.

Today Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i can use my cpu again and not meme's dumb laptop with the dumb b on the dumb keyboard.

courtesy to www.thesun.co.uk

winged left

WAH AKHIRNYA AKU TAHU NAK BERBLOG PASAL APA HARITU LEE ADA TAG AKU TAPI AKU TAK BUAT LAGI OMG OMG AKU ADA PURPOSE UNTUK BLOG HARI INI WEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*deep breath*

so here goes the tag.tagging.tagger.tagged.oh just get it over with.

1. What would dy not be caught dead in?
something pink.she HATES pink lol.and i love pink.we're truly a match made in heaven.*beams*

2. Name something you have in common with lee?
OUR LOVE FOR TOPS TOPS AND MOOORE TOPS!and of course,GOONG BABYYY.

3. What advice would you give fza?
skip more.you have to make ppl actually realize that uve been skipping lmao lmao.


4. What is gy's favorite TV show or movie?
cerita/drama melayu yang cheesy nak mampus.gagaga.dan pastinya,BLADES OF GLOREH.

5. How would salele insult gy?
by telling her theyre both obsessed with underage boys lmfao.

6. What would you do if lat confessed love to you?
i would do the same.(?)

7. Would you marry wany?
WOOOH JOM WANY.gaga.can we have a friendship-based wedding?COOOL.

8. What's your fondest memory of qla?
berpautan padanya dan jatuh tergolek bersama-sama dan merayau dekat eom sama-sama oh i labb you qilot.

9. If you could do anything with kola, what would it be?
bersembang mase fizik or reke cerite yang ade kaetan dengan penyu dan awam like we always did in 2007.huu.

10. Do you love bam?
yes i really do :) (bam nt msti freak out gile ana cam cheesy an?HEHEHE)

apahal sepuloh je.KEMOT GILE.dala aku desperate nak blog ni.huarghh.


oh so random.

haritu aku dgn msg tyah die cakap die kene sembelit(HAHA MESTI HANG MALU GILE TKAH ANNOUNCE HANG KENE SEMBELIT KAT SINI).aku selalu konfius sembelit dengan buasir.yang aku tahu buasir tu ada,uh,something terkeluar dari you punya butt and kene tolak masuk balik dengan duit syiling 20 sen.or not.ape yang keluar tu,rektum?oh ew.inilah sebab aku tak minat jadi doktor.kene masukkan orang punya bende terkeluar dari punggung ke dalam punggung kembali.adakah doktor ini nama lain bagi pencacai tahi oh aku tidak tahu.

adik beradik bapak aku ada tujuh orang.empat laki,tiga perempuan.perempuan semua doktor.sebab datuk aku cakap tak boleh further studies unless youre taking up medic.(DATUK MENGAPA KAU SUNGGUH KEJAM?AAAAHHHHH)kalau aku jadi aunty aku aku rasa memang kerja aku tukang sapu sampah sekarang.

ok lari point.

aunties aku ni altho all of them are doctors theyre making sure that none of their nieces or nephews are taking up medicine.agak pelik,ya.aunty bal cakap jadi doktor agak siksa ah.kerja keras macam jsgfkwjef.gaji takdela layan sangat(hish aku ni future tak certain lagi sebok dok mengomen kerjaya orang).tapi part yang betol-betol buat aku taknak jadi doktor ialah sebab kene jalankan pap smear ke atas orang yang kau tak kenal entah ada kuman kurap apa reside kat situ wtf wtf takotgilegelinakmapoh.ok im going to talk any further on this.it may lead to,uh,brain damage.on my side.

oh so random no2.

aku rasa aku nak pergi skate lagi la.sebab towards the end tu rasa macam best pulak.(putting aside crushed ass bones and heels) so aku nak pergi skating lagi!awal march.kot.march aku dah tak kerja yeyeye boleh bangun lambat yeyeye boleh tidur lambat yeyeye boleh keluar hari-hari yeyeye boleh tengok tv takda sapa nak suruh tidur awal yeyeyeyeyeyeye.

i really do spread retardness across the nation dont i?


Todays Grateful Splink:
Im grateful that i got a new headphone for my mp3.thankyou lilin for buying me them and not asking for payment gagaga.

apa?

"i ogle at hot guys because i know i can never have them.pathetic,yes lol."

apa yang jadi bila nak blog tapi tak ada topik?


inilah yang akan jadi,


BLANK.

giddiyap!

amek kau 3 posts in a day.gagaga.

What'​s a fact about​ the last perso​n who had their​ arms aroun​d you?
he has a cute butt and is very useful for major distactions.


Is there​ someo​ne on your mind that shoul​dn'​t be?
unfortunately,yes.

It's 4 in the morni​ng,​ your phone​ rings​.​.​.
and im drooling on blackie.


What is your favor​ite thing​ to eat?
anything chocolatyy.


Where​ was your myspace defau​lt pictu​re taken​?​
in front of sunway piramid.


Do you prefe​r warm or cold weath​er?​
cold.sexeh(?)


What do you curre​ntly hear right​ now?
beyonce's voice.helo.TA NICEST SONGGG.


What do you think​ your best frien​ds are doing​ right​ now?
sleeping?except for wany.gaga.aku taktau pun pukul brape kat sanee.

What'​s your favor​ite Gator​ade flavo​r?​
the normal waan.


Who would​ be the first​ peopl​e to know if you got pregn​ant?​
my husband?


Somet​hing you just don'​t under​stand​?​
guys.seriously.i thnk theyre more complicated than girls.


Who was the last perso​n you were in a car with?​
mama dada lilin and naqeb.


Do you care what other​s think​ about​ you?
no not really.


What was the last thing​ you laugh​ed reall​y hard about​?​
tengok gamba telentang gy loool


Do you like the last perso​n you kisse​d?​
I LOVAAAAA him.


What are your plans​ for the weeke​nd?
kerje sehari,tido sehari.

Where​ did you get the shirt​ you are weari​ng?​
beli dekat jusco punya sale ngehehe


Have you held hands​ with anyon​e in the past three​ days?​
mr cute butt.


What are you excit​ed about​?​
QUITTING MY JOBBBB.and feruary's pay.hehe

What are you doing​ tomor​row?​
work.


Hones​tly,​ what'​s on your mind right​ now?
you.


Do you think​ a lot of peopl​e think​ bad thing​s about​ you?
dunno.


Do anything you regret this week?
not going to work today -.-


How late did you stay up last night​?​
about 2


Is there​ a membe​r of the oppos​ite gende​r on your mind?​
naqeb?gaga


Are you growi​ng apart​ from someo​ne close​?​
no idts.

What is your favor​ite color​?​
PINQCK.


Anyth​ing sore on your body?​
my butt.


Are you cold?​
what literally or metaphorically?


Is the last perso​n you kisse​d older​ than you?
waaaaaaaaay younger haha


Do you think​ hooki​ng up with an ex is bad?
VERY.

Last thing​ you spent​ money​ on?
GOONG PUNYA CD WEHOOOO


Have you ever drive​n someo​ne else'​s car?
idk how to drive


What are your chanc​es of getti​ng with your crush​?
i have no crush.yezz iz patheticzzz


Are you shy?
no way.haha.at times la


What did you do last night​?​
text messaging


Do you think​ you'​ll get along​ bette​r with your sibli​ngs when you get older​?
i am older.and we're getting along fine


What color​ are your eyes?​
medium brown.pahal cm name baju dah


Have you ever thoug​ht about​ getti​ng your nose pierc​ed?​
haha yesss XD


Have you broke​n a bone?​
ive CRUSHED my ass bones


Do you think​ thing​s will chang​e next year now that your older​?
a bit.i think.hehe.

being babyphat

"im so hungry i could eat a zebra."

ive been skipping dinner four nights in a row.no ppl im not anorexic or weight-conscious.its just that..i dont feel like eating.HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET FAT DAMMIT.

i was chatting with al-hasan one day(or night) and i asked him about his diet bcus he used to be one VERY PHAT boy.gagaga no offence hasan.and then he told me it consisted of three bars of Sneakers,four chupachup lollipops and lots and lots of rendang kicap daging(of rendang daging dan daging masak kicap.i forgot O.O).

well the point is i dont think i can eat much.because i rarely get hungreh.this sorta freaks me out IM ALREADEH SKINNY I MUZZ EAT TO GIT PHAT AND HEALTHEHH.curse you stomach for not grumbling.

the only think i eat in bulk is,uh.oh shit.nothing.I WANTU BE PHAAAAAAAT.and appeton weight gain isnt the answer too.it has to be taken with some healthy diet ke amende tah.leceh gilo.I WANT INSTANT FATASS!why cant i have my dream fatass.aaahhhh.

and in case there are yous who didnt kno,ive chnged my number from 0173936*** to 0129422***.im me if you want me new numbah.

i still think graduation robed are mighty fugleh.

skittled

"its warm.and im shivering."

ok cam dah lame gile tak blog malas tahap ibu ayam dooooh.

dala gy bising suro gue bwat skating punye post.hahaha.ok la gy this one is for youuu!and qla and salele and SUHAILAKU TERSAYANG.

so last saturday i went to sunway piramid lah konon-konon mahu pergi ice skating.we planned this,uh,trip a few weeks before jugaklah.lin pon sepanjang mase tu dok nag aku cakap jangan pergila sumpah menyesal la yada yada yada.eps pon turut menasihati aku against it."MENGAPA SEMUA ORANG TAK PERCAYA DENGAN SKATING SKILLS AKU?"rintih hati kecilku.aku chat dengan lee a few days efore going.since she once went i asked her for useful tips.guess what she said?

BRING EXTRA CLOTHING.

i was like HAHEHAHEHAHE.apahal nak bring extra clothing oh aku mesti tak jatuh punyelah dengan gaya seriakbongkak mungkin yang aku oleh muster.

ok so back to the disaster trip.sebelum skating kitorang pergi tgk pink panther 2 dulu.gagaga.sungguh kelakar aku rasa seperti mahu ketawa tanpa henti.ok ketawa dan berhenti setiap lima saat untuk mengambil nafas supaya boleh menyambung ketawa lagi.wtf.tapi serious la,aku rasa lagi kelakar dari pink panther 1 kot.after dah habis tengok memang excited macam ape la nak finally pergi ice skating kaan.

and then we headed to the rink nak bayar ape ape sume.kitorang bayar rm18 je.wooohoooo!sebab bawak stokin and gloves sendiri.actually gloves tu gy yang bawak.aku syak tu gloves yang die pakai semamse berkebun.*muke penuh syak wasangke*

ade a few things i learned from skating,

1.DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT end your legs.you'll fall repeatedly like i did and crush ur ass bones to pieces like i did to mine.since i got superpowers like clair(WOOH WOOH) theyre now alomost fully recovered.only a fraction of em is still crushed haha.

2.If you dont think you can skate at the middle,then DONT EVEN TRY SKATING IN THE MIDDLE.you'll grop your nearby friends(in my case GY hahaaa) and you two will fall unceremoniously on the cold harrrd ice hence,crushing more of your ass bones.

3.BUT,dont e too afraid of falling.tak adventurous la wei.bes ape jatuh banyak-banyak kali.walaupun towards the end ade rase nak hentak kaki repeatedly atas ice tu kasi die peach kerana telah memecahkan tulang punggung tapi bess.ESPECIALLY BILA YOU ORANG JATUH AND MAMAT HOT DATANG MENGHULURKAN TANGAN HOT UNTUK MENARIK YOU ALL AAARRRGGHHH.altho that DIDNT happen to me.sheesh.all i get is the pro-gile-nak-mati tukang jage rink datang AJAR i bangun.JUST PULL ME UP JAGFKEJRGLDSKGSEUIRG!!

4.Kasut skating tu berat nak mampus and it will crush your buku lali together.so your kaki will melecet extreme macam i punya kaki.hoho.inilah padahnya memakai stokin pendek yang bajet oleh memanjang.

5.Pastikan anda pergi skating ramai-ramai supaya boleh kelihatan bodoh ramai-ramai dan jatuh ramai-ramai.sumpah you'll look silly gile kalau jatuh sorang-sorang and takde orang peduli like omg MALU GILEE.anda juge boleh skate ke tengah ramai-ramai dan jatuh di tengah ramai-ramai juge.tahutaaak qla tak jatuh langsung for the first half an hour kitorang maen like TENSION GAL apahal tak jatuh ah gy dengan i punya aju sudah seperti masuk swimming pool tahu taaak.sheesh tapi kami telah menjatuhkan dia selepas itu kerana geram akan glovesnya yang kering dan gloves kami yang basah lenjun perah oleh tige orang boleh mandi.

tapi post ini akan jadi tak best jika tiada



GAMBAR!

so inilah saya persembahkan gambar-gambar skating kami untuk tatapan anda(dan indirectly memalukan diri saya/kami)yang telah ditangkap oleh jurufoto profesional,salele dan SUHAILAKU SAYAAANNNGGG.



step one:duduk bertenggek di tepi dan observe orang-orang pro dahulu.suarakan rasa menyampah kerana ke-pro-an mereka dan sambung bertenggek samil bertatih-tatih dengan kaki yang kengkang.


step two:cuba skate ketengah sikit-sikit dengan gaya seperti orang-orang pro tadi.akan kelihatan bodoh dengan kaki bengkon 30 darjah kedalam tapi tak mengapa,skate je.kalau tak cuba sekarang bila lagi yo?


step three:cuba berpaut on each other bila rasa-rasa seperti hilang kestabilan dan akan jatuh menghentak lantai ais keras.


step four:jika tidak boleh berpaut secara berhadapan,cuba posisi lain seperti gambar diatas.setelah tiga empat langkah dalam posisi ini baru aku tahu ada risk yang lebih besar untuk jatuh jika terus berjalan begini.


step five:pautan keselamatan,GAGAL.this will result in sorang jatuh terlentang menghancurkan tulang punggung and sorang jatuh kedepan dan menghancurkan tulang lutut pula seperti yang terpampang dalam gambar di atas.kesakitan tiade tandingan.


step six:selepas sudah selesai proses saling jatuh menjatuhkan,duduklah sebentar di atas ais untuk sesi saling menyalahkan pule.
contoh dialog,
aika:APAHAL ANTI TAREK ANA?!
gy:MANADE ANA TAREK!ANTI YANG NAK JATUH DULU!
aika:ANA SKATE OK JE TAU TAK?!ANTI YANG TAREK ANA JATUH DENGAN ANTI SEKALI!*hysteria on ice*
gy:ANTI SUKE SABOTAJ ANAAAAA!

et cetera et cetera.


step seven:kecantikan dan kecomelan memainkan peranan yang amat penting dalam ice skating.jika anda cantik dan comel*muntah hijau* macam saya,anda akan dikerumuni ramai orang yang menghulurkan tangan untuk membantu anda berdiri.ah saya sungguh popular walaupun on the rink.I TEHH KINGGG.*kisses own feet in total awesomeness*


step eight:selepas proses yang panjang dan memenatkan tadi,kembalilah berdiri dan teruskan berjalan bersama(WALAUPUN ORANG ITU TELAH MENSABOTAJ LU DENGAN EXTREME TADI LIKE AAHHH AKU SUNGGUH ERDENDAM DENGANMU).


step nine:bile rase macam dah boleh skate seorang diri,berpisah lah 2 kaki setengah dari pillar of stregth anda(gogy and qilot) untuk bergambar seperti pro yang tahu main walaupun seenarnye kaki terketar-ketar menahan dari jatuh.INGAT SENANG KE NAK MENAHAN KENGKANG FOR 5.3 SECONDS HAH?


step ten:bila kaki dah rasa macam swelling parah dan akan explode dalam kasut 5kilo itu,segeralah keluar dari rink dan pergi dudok kat bench berdekatan dan merehatkan kaki.ambillah gambar kenangan dengan kasut skate suey tu walaupun dah tanggal kasut baru diorang nak bergambar so kene pakai balik kasut durjane tu ADOH LENGOH GILE KAKI.

so thats ten steps to being a perfect skater.NOT.haha.but if you want to make a complete fool of yourselves(girls do it.for FUN.horror much?haha) just follow my 10 steps to victoreehhh.dijamin tiada penyesalan.

oh i baru ingat lee punya advice lagi satu,

DONT SKATE ON PUDDLES OF WATER.

mula-mula i kept that in mind.tapi bila aku masuk rink tu aru aku perasan,THE FREAKIN RINK WAS MADE OF WATER PUDDLES.hence,keretakan tulang-belulang gue atas kejatuhan yang terlampau.macam aku south and rink tu north.the damn rink attracts my butt to the COLD HARD ICE.now i finally now why butts are made.TO BLADI CUSHION YOU WHEN YOU FALL IN THE SKATING RINK SHDUTWCSMHDG.

ok so this post is coming to an end.aku taktau bila aku akan post lagi.gaga.kalau rajin esok.kot.ill end this post with a Grateful Splink(LEE INVENTED SPLINK.NOT MEE) kerana saya tahu i have a lot of things to be grateful for.

Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful i have enough money to buy the full episode of Goong punya dvd.LEE SHIN I SUNGGUH CINTA SAMA YOU LAH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

lawl

today i finally felt that i was overworked and underpaid.thnkyou cik rogag for making me realize.ur one !@#$%^&* hellova customer.ok i wont say anything since this isnt an official mengumpat blog lmao.

meme's laptop's keyboard is being dumb.i thnk the 'b' button is broken or smthng.when u wanna type u haf to pree the b REAL HARRRRD.irritating gile kot.and my f-finger(haha.its sound hippier than middle finger)hurts.dumb keyboard.dumb meme for not fixing dumb keyboard.aaaahhh.

videojug is a really cool website.their motto(?)is:Life Explained,On Film.haha lol.i thnk i like that motto for godknowswhat reason.i always like things randomly.or not.well either way its..me.sense,i am not making any.wtf.

lee ill do ur tag in the next post lah ok.im too confused how i ended up with azie in the first place lmao.yes i am seh-loww.

ok blades of glory is on.i gotta watch this one since im going skating wth gy,qla and salele tomorrow.maybe it'll gimme some tips or smthng lol.haha.bubui.

jengkel.

sorry for abandoning you oh dear blog.

hal ini merupakan demikian yang kerana i sungguh busy reading manga di www.onemanga.com

GOONG ROCKS.now i kno why lee is so crazy over it lol.SHIN LEE IS SO HANDSOME HOT MACHO SEXYBACK KWJFGVAJKSGFIUWEKFGDJ.oke agak pelik sebab ada nama lee dalam nama someone yang i sungguh puja lol.i rasa sungguh lesibian(?)

walaupun i sudah habis baca 107 chapters,i masih bengang kerana chapter 108 belum keluar.i hampir histeria apabila mengetahui tiada samubungan selepas chapter 107.chae gyong is saying goodye for heavens sake!SAMBUNG THE EFFING CHAPTER YOU !@#$%^&* AUTHORS!!

*deep breath*

ok i sudah lega.

nanti rajin dan masuk mood bebel i post lagi.tatatutu.