Im hving a greatbladi#$%^&* time n i nver knew tat sabahans haf lik indo punya slang.n i fking miss all my aa frnds.WTF.WHAT HAPPENED?!
-reported-.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Update #1
19 March 09 03:54
Dah otw g klia.naek mas abaejigwwek.jimat duet aku xya bli nasilemak rm8.gbgagaga.fat halim i told him to pull an all nighter.
Reported by Lee (eheh)
Dah otw g klia.naek mas abaejigwwek.jimat duet aku xya bli nasilemak rm8.gbgagaga.fat halim i told him to pull an all nighter.
Reported by Lee (eheh)
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
This may be the last thing that i write for long.
ok pehal title dan lagu aar.
hagahagaha takbole lame lagi ke hahagahaga.
dan ya,TOLONG JANGAN PAGGIL AKU WIRAWATI.aku masih budak manja hingusan bebal tak reti basuh baju yang tak pernah duduk asrama.aku masih belum jadi..TOUGH.
benda-benda yang aku pasti akan bila balik rumah nanti:
-muka aku dilitupi sinaran uv.ehem paham-paham lah.
-blog lee dah ada 300 new posts yang aku belum baca.SHIT TAK KETINGGALAN GILE.
-mak aku dah lupa dia ada anak bongsu.ok tipu.
-aku akan rasa cam eryudfgcvbnnyu punya bengang sebab balik 8 jun and 11 jun wedding hanis.MEKAP 5INCI TEBAL PUN TIDAK AKAN DAPAT MENYOROKKAN KE-UV-AN MUKA AKU NANTI,PERCAYALAH.
-mungkin posisi-posisi furniture dalam rumah ni akan berubah.contoh,dari katil double dalam bilik aku menjadi katil single kerana meme tak suka tidur atas katil besar and when i come back i'll end up sleeping on the floor.OK PEHAL ADA UNSUR-UNSUR CHILD ABUSE GILE.
-astro sudah ada 3000000 channels.
-selain mtv,v dan hitz.tv akan ada lagi satu music channel yang diberi nama TV Muzik.kalau korang fikir betul-betul korang akan dapat mesej yang ingin aku sampaikan dalam ayat ini.
-semua orang sudah tua tiga bulan.okwtfgile.
-naqib sudah pandai terbang(berjalan dah,melompat dah,berlari dah,bercakap dah.apeje lagi yang tinggal?)
-ada kemungkinan adik naqib akan wujud di dunia dan rupanya seorang perempuan!
-baju yang aku tempah untuk wedding hanis akan jadi longgar atau ketat.
-***i* sudah karam.wah ini macam dream come true.
ok apahal list ni dah jadi macam wishlist.
so malam ni pukul 10,11 aku bertolak pergi car park c shit tu kot.mak aku nak hantar awal jugak.
"hey i need to get my beauty sleep too okay."
swt -.-"
tapi aku akan berusaha nag ayah supaya menghantar aku pukul 12 atau pukul satu.stadium bukit jalil bukan like banyak kegiatan rempit ke ape malam-malam?ok that's a scary tot.so anda semua silalah top up sekarang AND KEEP ME COMPANY kerana sumpah sure aku akan mati akan disana nanti.
doakan aku supaya tidak drool atas mamat-mamat hot yang may or may not be there.doakan aku supaya tidak terjebak dalam apa-apa kegiatan maksiat dan kurang moral.doakan aku mengekalkan warna kulit aku sekarang(oh mengapa ini macam sungguh unlikely to happen).doakan aku supaya mempunyai minda terbuka untuk cepat belajar basuh baju menggunakan baldi special aku heh heh.doakan aku supaya dapat dikecualikan daripada memakai waist clincher kerana alat jembalang itu akan membuatkan flabs aku kelihatan lebih obvious.doakan aku jadi perempuan tough dan tidak menangis hari-hari macam tyah masa dia mula-mula duduk asrama dulu.doakan aku tidak terlangkah ke alam roh dan nampak benda-benda yang aku tidak sepatutnya nampak.doakan aku dapat ramai kawan baru tapi doakan juga agar aku tidak melupakan korang.ok yang tu tak payaa doa pun takpe kot haram lah aku nak lupe korang oke.
bam bertolak balik kampung lagi sejam.bye baam.hujung minggu kalau ade kredit kite msgla 4,5 msg ye.ana pun nak save kredit jugak HAH.nt kalau balik berkurap memang ana stab ah dala semalam beli yang bende tenyeh2 sabun tu HAHAHA.and critekan juga rasa makanan di kem anda supaya kita boleh membandingkan masakan johor atau ulat sagu yang lebih sedap ok.bile dah selalu jumpe and then suddenly tak jumpe terus ni rase lain macam pulak kan.i hope three months will pass in a jiffy or smthng.lepastu pergi shopping baju RM8 banyak-banyak dekat UO NAAAK?hahehahehgahehhae.
it feels..weird you know.kalau aku dapat kem dekat semenanjung sumpah aku tak akan rasa macam ni.sebab dapat oversea(EHEM EHEM) kan.i feel like.im leaving something very important.it feels so..incomplete?oh god idk.this feeling is vereyh indescribable.when you feel it kan,you just know whats wrong.like that doughnut perisa almari dekat jco.when u taste it,you will so know it is made 100% from the kicthen cabinets.
apasal aku selalu cakap benda yang lari point ah?
so tonight ill be wearing my grey long sleeved top,my niu pink white striped cardigan on the outside,my white khaki pants and..flipflops.
YES I KNOW.im supposed to wear shoes since nampak formalshit and everything.BUT I DONT HAVE A PAIR OF SHOES OKAY?i mean like a proper-for-casual pair.BUT YOU DONT EXPECT ME TO WEAR MY VELVETY CARLO RINO BALLET FLATS TO PLKN RIGHT?
that would be like being overdressed before getting dressed.
what?
oh nevermind.
so tolonglah ya rakan-rakan.keep me companeyh.balik nanti aku belanja korang big apple punya doughnuts lmao.
mesti stalkers aku berkurang kan tiga bulan tanpa one single post.blog ini akan jadi hambar,pudar dan leper(?).so lee aku amanahkan dekat kau silalah ceriakan blog aku dengan godknowswaht hahaha.password is still the same.kalau kau ingatlah baagaajgdeywsgdg.
saya akan rindu berblogging.saya akan rindu anda.saya akan rindu dunia saiber.spelling hodoh taktahan.
so ill be off the blogging world to plkn now.see you in say,82 days?
Laugh Out Loud :D
Roger and out.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im am so wertyuiosdfghjkzxcvbn grateful that bulat is in the same camp.or else i would've commited suicide an hour before going.THANKYOU GOD FOR MAKING IT ALL POSSIBLE.
hagahagaha takbole lame lagi ke hahagahaga.
dan ya,TOLONG JANGAN PAGGIL AKU WIRAWATI.aku masih budak manja hingusan bebal tak reti basuh baju yang tak pernah duduk asrama.aku masih belum jadi..TOUGH.
benda-benda yang aku pasti akan bila balik rumah nanti:
-muka aku dilitupi sinaran uv.ehem paham-paham lah.
-blog lee dah ada 300 new posts yang aku belum baca.SHIT TAK KETINGGALAN GILE.
-mak aku dah lupa dia ada anak bongsu.ok tipu.
-aku akan rasa cam eryudfgcvbnnyu punya bengang sebab balik 8 jun and 11 jun wedding hanis.MEKAP 5INCI TEBAL PUN TIDAK AKAN DAPAT MENYOROKKAN KE-UV-AN MUKA AKU NANTI,PERCAYALAH.
-mungkin posisi-posisi furniture dalam rumah ni akan berubah.contoh,dari katil double dalam bilik aku menjadi katil single kerana meme tak suka tidur atas katil besar and when i come back i'll end up sleeping on the floor.OK PEHAL ADA UNSUR-UNSUR CHILD ABUSE GILE.
-astro sudah ada 3000000 channels.
-selain mtv,v dan hitz.tv akan ada lagi satu music channel yang diberi nama TV Muzik.kalau korang fikir betul-betul korang akan dapat mesej yang ingin aku sampaikan dalam ayat ini.
-semua orang sudah tua tiga bulan.okwtfgile.
-naqib sudah pandai terbang(berjalan dah,melompat dah,berlari dah,bercakap dah.apeje lagi yang tinggal?)
-ada kemungkinan adik naqib akan wujud di dunia dan rupanya seorang perempuan!
-baju yang aku tempah untuk wedding hanis akan jadi longgar atau ketat.
-***i* sudah karam.wah ini macam dream come true.
ok apahal list ni dah jadi macam wishlist.
so malam ni pukul 10,11 aku bertolak pergi car park c shit tu kot.mak aku nak hantar awal jugak.
"hey i need to get my beauty sleep too okay."
swt -.-"
tapi aku akan berusaha nag ayah supaya menghantar aku pukul 12 atau pukul satu.stadium bukit jalil bukan like banyak kegiatan rempit ke ape malam-malam?ok that's a scary tot.so anda semua silalah top up sekarang AND KEEP ME COMPANY kerana sumpah sure aku akan mati akan disana nanti.
doakan aku supaya tidak drool atas mamat-mamat hot yang may or may not be there.doakan aku supaya tidak terjebak dalam apa-apa kegiatan maksiat dan kurang moral.doakan aku mengekalkan warna kulit aku sekarang(oh mengapa ini macam sungguh unlikely to happen).doakan aku supaya mempunyai minda terbuka untuk cepat belajar basuh baju menggunakan baldi special aku heh heh.doakan aku supaya dapat dikecualikan daripada memakai waist clincher kerana alat jembalang itu akan membuatkan flabs aku kelihatan lebih obvious.doakan aku jadi perempuan tough dan tidak menangis hari-hari macam tyah masa dia mula-mula duduk asrama dulu.doakan aku tidak terlangkah ke alam roh dan nampak benda-benda yang aku tidak sepatutnya nampak.doakan aku dapat ramai kawan baru tapi doakan juga agar aku tidak melupakan korang.ok yang tu tak payaa doa pun takpe kot haram lah aku nak lupe korang oke.
bam bertolak balik kampung lagi sejam.bye baam.hujung minggu kalau ade kredit kite msgla 4,5 msg ye.ana pun nak save kredit jugak HAH.nt kalau balik berkurap memang ana stab ah dala semalam beli yang bende tenyeh2 sabun tu HAHAHA.and critekan juga rasa makanan di kem anda supaya kita boleh membandingkan masakan johor atau ulat sagu yang lebih sedap ok.bile dah selalu jumpe and then suddenly tak jumpe terus ni rase lain macam pulak kan.i hope three months will pass in a jiffy or smthng.lepastu pergi shopping baju RM8 banyak-banyak dekat UO NAAAK?hahehahehgahehhae.
it feels..weird you know.kalau aku dapat kem dekat semenanjung sumpah aku tak akan rasa macam ni.sebab dapat oversea(EHEM EHEM) kan.i feel like.im leaving something very important.it feels so..incomplete?oh god idk.this feeling is vereyh indescribable.when you feel it kan,you just know whats wrong.like that doughnut perisa almari dekat jco.when u taste it,you will so know it is made 100% from the kicthen cabinets.
apasal aku selalu cakap benda yang lari point ah?
so tonight ill be wearing my grey long sleeved top,my niu pink white striped cardigan on the outside,my white khaki pants and..flipflops.
YES I KNOW.im supposed to wear shoes since nampak formalshit and everything.BUT I DONT HAVE A PAIR OF SHOES OKAY?i mean like a proper-for-casual pair.BUT YOU DONT EXPECT ME TO WEAR MY VELVETY CARLO RINO BALLET FLATS TO PLKN RIGHT?
that would be like being overdressed before getting dressed.
what?
oh nevermind.
so tolonglah ya rakan-rakan.keep me companeyh.balik nanti aku belanja korang big apple punya doughnuts lmao.
mesti stalkers aku berkurang kan tiga bulan tanpa one single post.blog ini akan jadi hambar,pudar dan leper(?).so lee aku amanahkan dekat kau silalah ceriakan blog aku dengan godknowswaht hahaha.password is still the same.kalau kau ingatlah baagaajgdeywsgdg.
saya akan rindu berblogging.saya akan rindu anda.saya akan rindu dunia saiber.spelling hodoh taktahan.
so ill be off the blogging world to plkn now.see you in say,82 days?
Laugh Out Loud :D
Roger and out.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im am so wertyuiosdfghjkzxcvbn grateful that bulat is in the same camp.or else i would've commited suicide an hour before going.THANKYOU GOD FOR MAKING IT ALL POSSIBLE.
Halim,i wrote this for you and only you.
title diatas tidaklah bermaksud aku berskandal dengan halim,mencintai halim dalam diam ataupun ada unrequited love dan sedang extermely crushing on halim.
TIDAK SAMA SEKALI YA KAMU SEMUA.
main reason titlenya begini adalah kerana halim dengan riang hatinya telah menyuruh aku mendedicate my last post to him lol.but i think this one's gonna be the second last hegehegehe.and since he's been a great friend like why not kan?
haha so here's to you halim.
the first time i met you i thought you were all about books,studying and you definitely have no life lmao.well,that was the first impression.but as i chatted with you and got to know you better i've come to a realization that you are indeed one cool guy friend.not like i had many anyways lol but still.
and what surprises me more is the fact that you can comfortably fit into AN ALL GIRL'S CONVERSATION.you had to be the first guy okay.and this doesnt mean that youre gay or anything either lol.it just shows how much of a good friend you are,listening to our rantings on clothes and tops and what we should wear to where.that is truly the coolest thing a guy could do okay.and we may not say it,but we really do appreciate your comments and opinions on these stuffs.maybe having three sisters helped a lot on this lol.
and you may think that the baldi thing isnt such a big deal but i was really,REALLY flattered okay that you made the effort to search for a baldi,buy it,and had your sister write my two names on it lol.nobody has ever bought me a baldi and wrote my name on it before *sheds dramatic tears* i will so bring that baldi dude.dont worry.im gonna make sure the trouble of getting me a baldi was worth it.
in short lah kan,
YOU ROCK MAAAANN.
and ill miss our daily chatting sessions and all the stupid jokes in it lol.
is it long enough halim?
:D
TIDAK SAMA SEKALI YA KAMU SEMUA.
main reason titlenya begini adalah kerana halim dengan riang hatinya telah menyuruh aku mendedicate my last post to him lol.but i think this one's gonna be the second last hegehegehe.and since he's been a great friend like why not kan?
haha so here's to you halim.
the first time i met you i thought you were all about books,studying and you definitely have no life lmao.well,that was the first impression.but as i chatted with you and got to know you better i've come to a realization that you are indeed one cool guy friend.not like i had many anyways lol but still.
and what surprises me more is the fact that you can comfortably fit into AN ALL GIRL'S CONVERSATION.you had to be the first guy okay.and this doesnt mean that youre gay or anything either lol.it just shows how much of a good friend you are,listening to our rantings on clothes and tops and what we should wear to where.that is truly the coolest thing a guy could do okay.and we may not say it,but we really do appreciate your comments and opinions on these stuffs.maybe having three sisters helped a lot on this lol.
and you may think that the baldi thing isnt such a big deal but i was really,REALLY flattered okay that you made the effort to search for a baldi,buy it,and had your sister write my two names on it lol.nobody has ever bought me a baldi and wrote my name on it before *sheds dramatic tears* i will so bring that baldi dude.dont worry.im gonna make sure the trouble of getting me a baldi was worth it.
in short lah kan,
YOU ROCK MAAAANN.
and ill miss our daily chatting sessions and all the stupid jokes in it lol.
is it long enough halim?
:D
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Jenis-jenis lelaki yang aku tahu aku tak akan boleh kahwin.
aku dahlama nak post something like this and since i haven't got much time left,im doing it tonight beybeh.
1.Lelaki kuat makan.
-sebabnya mudah,simple,senang dan berkhasiat.AKU TAKTAHU MASAK.and aku rasa aku tak minat koot.i mean ppl at my age are like crazy baking,cooking and making pizzas and such.aku nak bake pon cam wertyuisdfghjkxcvbnm ok.tanya lee,she witnessed the disaster.goreng telur pun aku baru tahu tahun lepas.tu pon puan tang ajar aku masa kem kimia sebab bengang tengok aku duduk tehangak-hangak masa orang lain masaka lmao.aku lebih rela pasang enam khemah dari masak untuk satu kumpulan.hanya ada one thing yang aku masak and ACTUALLY ada orang puji.MEE SEGERA AKA MEE MAGGI SEDAP DIMASAK CEPAT DIMAKAN.or its the other way around.ftw.ya,aku masak maggi bukan letak air panas dan perencah kemudian peram ok.aku tumis bawang,aku masuk air dan perencah,aku masuk button mushroom and cili padi lepastu aku kacau dengan penuh tatatertib perlahan-lahan ok.hah resepi top secret.ok padahal baru cakap sunggoh ftw la kau ni.
2.Lelaki Handsome
-ok let me straighten this out.aku MAHU kahwin dengan lelaki handsome tapi aku rasa aku TAK BOLEH kerana
a)aku tidak cantikcun mahupun lawa dari apa-apa segi pun dan akan nampak hodoh jika kami disandingkan di atas pelamin semamsa majlis perkahwinan nanti.aku tahu orang akan cakap like "OMG WTF APAHAL PENGANTIN PEREMPUAN HODOH THAT GUY IS SUCH AN IDIOT LAH WEI FOR MARRYING HER" rasa inferiority complex okay.
b)aku akan jeles dengan semua orang perempuan yang mendekati dia(condition ini boleh sampai tahap kronik sehingga aku akan jadi jeles juga walaupun perempuan itu ibu atau nenek atau kakak atau adik dia.psiko gila weh) kerana aku akan rasa semua orang mahu mengorat dia yang hensem dan dia akan terpikat dengan uratan perempuan-perempuan itu dan meninggalkan aku terkontang-kanting keseorangan tanpa hala tuju dalam hidup ok pehal dah melebih cakap ape bagai yang tak perlu semue.
c)keadaan jeles boleh melarat dan menyebabkan aku merantainya dirumah dan diberi makan macama kucing kurap belakang rumah sehingga dia juga berkurap dan menjadi tidak handsome dan tiada perempuan mahu mengorat.HABESTU APAHAL KAHWIN DENGAN ORANG HANDSOME IN THE FIRST PLACE WERTYUIOSDFGHJKXCVBNM.
3.Lelaki kuat kondem.
-lelaki macamni aku terajang ketepi je.kalau dah terkahwin tu mungkin aku akan TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FAK UP AND JUST BLOODY ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM WHO ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SHITTY PIECE OF WERTYUIOSDFGHJKLZXCVBNMWERTYUIOSDFGHJK!!cakap baik-baik dengan dia yang tiada orang sempurna di dunia ini dan silalah terima aku dengan seadanya jika tidak mahu kepala lebam result lesung batu melayang-layang.
4.Lelaki yang ingat aku bodoh.
-bahawasanya dengan ini ketahuilah bahawa kau bodoh jika kau fikir yang aku bodoh kerana tahap kebodohan kau adalah lebih ekstrem dari aku.
5.Lelaki yang suka membandingkan aku dengan ex-girlfriendnya.
-HOI DAH AKU YANG TENGAH DENGAN KAU FOKUS DEKAT AKU JELAH MANGKOK APAHAL NAK PEGI KOREK OLD FILES TU CERITA PASAL AWEK LAMA KAU PULAK ADA AKU KATA AKU NAK BERKENALAN LEBIH RAPAT DENGAN DIE KE?lelaki seperti ini patut ditanam sehingga paras kepala dan kepalanya diketuk setiap tiga saat dengan kekuatan pukulan yang meningkat sehingga dia sedar akan kebodohtololannya itu.
jadi jika anda berminat untuk mengahwini saya sila pastikan bahawa anda makan tak cukup,hodoh,senyap,pandai dan bersyukur dengan apa yang anda ada.
saya akan menanti anda di dewan kahwin,atas kerusi pengantin.
1.Lelaki kuat makan.
-sebabnya mudah,simple,senang dan berkhasiat.AKU TAKTAHU MASAK.and aku rasa aku tak minat koot.i mean ppl at my age are like crazy baking,cooking and making pizzas and such.aku nak bake pon cam wertyuisdfghjkxcvbnm ok.tanya lee,she witnessed the disaster.goreng telur pun aku baru tahu tahun lepas.tu pon puan tang ajar aku masa kem kimia sebab bengang tengok aku duduk tehangak-hangak masa orang lain masaka lmao.aku lebih rela pasang enam khemah dari masak untuk satu kumpulan.hanya ada one thing yang aku masak and ACTUALLY ada orang puji.MEE SEGERA AKA MEE MAGGI SEDAP DIMASAK CEPAT DIMAKAN.or its the other way around.ftw.ya,aku masak maggi bukan letak air panas dan perencah kemudian peram ok.aku tumis bawang,aku masuk air dan perencah,aku masuk button mushroom and cili padi lepastu aku kacau dengan penuh tatatertib perlahan-lahan ok.hah resepi top secret.ok padahal baru cakap sunggoh ftw la kau ni.
2.Lelaki Handsome
-ok let me straighten this out.aku MAHU kahwin dengan lelaki handsome tapi aku rasa aku TAK BOLEH kerana
a)aku tidak cantikcun mahupun lawa dari apa-apa segi pun dan akan nampak hodoh jika kami disandingkan di atas pelamin semamsa majlis perkahwinan nanti.aku tahu orang akan cakap like "OMG WTF APAHAL PENGANTIN PEREMPUAN HODOH THAT GUY IS SUCH AN IDIOT LAH WEI FOR MARRYING HER" rasa inferiority complex okay.
b)aku akan jeles dengan semua orang perempuan yang mendekati dia(condition ini boleh sampai tahap kronik sehingga aku akan jadi jeles juga walaupun perempuan itu ibu atau nenek atau kakak atau adik dia.psiko gila weh) kerana aku akan rasa semua orang mahu mengorat dia yang hensem dan dia akan terpikat dengan uratan perempuan-perempuan itu dan meninggalkan aku terkontang-kanting keseorangan tanpa hala tuju dalam hidup ok pehal dah melebih cakap ape bagai yang tak perlu semue.
c)keadaan jeles boleh melarat dan menyebabkan aku merantainya dirumah dan diberi makan macama kucing kurap belakang rumah sehingga dia juga berkurap dan menjadi tidak handsome dan tiada perempuan mahu mengorat.HABESTU APAHAL KAHWIN DENGAN ORANG HANDSOME IN THE FIRST PLACE WERTYUIOSDFGHJKXCVBNM.
3.Lelaki kuat kondem.
-lelaki macamni aku terajang ketepi je.kalau dah terkahwin tu mungkin aku akan
4.Lelaki yang ingat aku bodoh.
-bahawasanya dengan ini ketahuilah bahawa kau bodoh jika kau fikir yang aku bodoh kerana tahap kebodohan kau adalah lebih ekstrem dari aku.
5.Lelaki yang suka membandingkan aku dengan ex-girlfriendnya.
-HOI DAH AKU YANG TENGAH DENGAN KAU FOKUS DEKAT AKU JELAH MANGKOK APAHAL NAK PEGI KOREK OLD FILES TU CERITA PASAL AWEK LAMA KAU PULAK ADA AKU KATA AKU NAK BERKENALAN LEBIH RAPAT DENGAN DIE KE?lelaki seperti ini patut ditanam sehingga paras kepala dan kepalanya diketuk setiap tiga saat dengan kekuatan pukulan yang meningkat sehingga dia sedar akan kebodohtololannya itu.
jadi jika anda berminat untuk mengahwini saya sila pastikan bahawa anda makan tak cukup,hodoh,senyap,pandai dan bersyukur dengan apa yang anda ada.
saya akan menanti anda di dewan kahwin,atas kerusi pengantin.
Because when i'm with my friends,i'm finally at peace.
i dont know why.but i just feel so happy today.not just so happy.but SOOOOOSOOOOOSOOOOOWERTYUIASDFGHJKZXCVBNMWERTYUISDFGHJKXCVBNM HAPPY oke.
dont ask me why ok i told you i dont know.i just feel that way lol.
well okay maybe i DO know why im feeling really verry bladipigpig happy.but i think some things are just better left unsaid no?
okay fine i'll tell youuhhh.phessh cant a girl have some privacy.(WTFF)
maybe im happy because the cardigan was a perfect fit.
maybe im happy because i bought a whole box of big apple doughnuts for my friends.
maybe im happy because i get to eat baskin robbins's chocolate ice cream with strawberry topping,whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on it.
maybe im happy because someone made an effort to actually buy me a baldi and hand it to me with my name wirtten on it which is actually very flattering lol.
maybe im just happy because i get to spend the day with the people who matter the most to me.
maybe,just maybe ;)
oh and do you know how hard it is to make a nonchalant expressionless face while carrying a baldi in public like it's the most normal thing to do?
trust the experienced,VERY HARD.
i was like carrying the baldi with my "so what" face and everybladibody was looking at the baldi and they had the why-the-hell-is-this-girl-carrying-a-baldi-with-writings-on-it-in-public look on their faces and it was so hard trying to mantain the selambe expresionless face ok.i caught myself smiling a few times lol.well at least i had carried a baldi in public and survived.HAVE YOU?
LOL.
omg dahlah tadi masa nak turun escalator ade plaaak seko mamat celcom ni nak bagi simkad free.AKU TAKNAK AKU TAKNAK LA WOI.aku baru habes masuk kad ktm tu dlm mesin mamat tu approach aku.
"nah free simkad."
"hah takpelah."
"eh awak ni umur brape?"
"takpe takpe."
"taak,awak ni umur berape?"
"lapanblas."
"tinggi eh awak ni.saye suke perempuan tinggi-tinggit ni."
"*muke gilebabi wtf* uh."
"ni siap bawak baldi lagi.pegi melancong ke.bia saye bawakkan."
"*muke triple gilebabi wtf* hah takpe takpe."
watehell tak mamat celcom tu?aku rase macam nak sepak crotch die right there and then.tapi nanti jadi scene pulak.or maybe i should've just screamed,"LEAVE ME ALONE LA YOU SHITTY PIECE OF WERTYUIOASDFGHJKXCVBNMWERTYUI"
HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN THE ESCALATOR OK.dahlah aku sorang-sorang.freak out tak freak out aku.right after the convo aku buat muke quadruply-annoyed-irritated-ill-infertile-you-if-you-dont-piss-off-right-now aku baru die stop nagging.and the journey back home wanst a wonderful one either.dahlah semue pun balik awal.pukul 445 aku dah sampai kl central wtf.meme kate nak datang pukul enam.kenela aku lepak macam orang bodoh sorang-sorang dengar mp3 sampai 515.APASAL KORANG SEMUE SEBOK NAK BALIK AWAL HAH? *bground song-disturbia dengan routine tarik-tarik rambut*
tapi if you kick out the celcom guy incident and my nak-balik-awal friends,it was one of teh nicest day i had since spm ended.thankyou lee,bam,hasan,halim and all of you for making it a wonderful bye-bye-everybody day for me.i love you guys :)
ok aku perlu berhenti sekarang atau aku akan jadi semakin cheesy.tomorrow will be my last post before my three months stint bebehs.i know you're looking forward to it already altho maybe it's just gonna be a short one because i have no idea what to write anymore lol.or maybe i'll come up with something and write a long LOOOOOONNNGGGGGG post for yous.
ba-da-bim-bo-boom.
Today's Grateful Splink:
I'm grateful for everything i have right now and i couldn't ask for more.
dont ask me why ok i told you i dont know.i just feel that way lol.
well okay maybe i DO know why im feeling really verry bladipigpig happy.but i think some things are just better left unsaid no?
okay fine i'll tell youuhhh.phessh cant a girl have some privacy.(WTFF)
maybe im happy because the cardigan was a perfect fit.
maybe im happy because i bought a whole box of big apple doughnuts for my friends.
maybe im happy because i get to eat baskin robbins's chocolate ice cream with strawberry topping,whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on it.
maybe im happy because someone made an effort to actually buy me a baldi and hand it to me with my name wirtten on it which is actually very flattering lol.
maybe im just happy because i get to spend the day with the people who matter the most to me.
maybe,just maybe ;)
oh and do you know how hard it is to make a nonchalant expressionless face while carrying a baldi in public like it's the most normal thing to do?
trust the experienced,VERY HARD.
i was like carrying the baldi with my "so what" face and everybladibody was looking at the baldi and they had the why-the-hell-is-this-girl-carrying-a-baldi-with-writings-on-it-in-public look on their faces and it was so hard trying to mantain the selambe expresionless face ok.i caught myself smiling a few times lol.well at least i had carried a baldi in public and survived.HAVE YOU?
LOL.
omg dahlah tadi masa nak turun escalator ade plaaak seko mamat celcom ni nak bagi simkad free.AKU TAKNAK AKU TAKNAK LA WOI.aku baru habes masuk kad ktm tu dlm mesin mamat tu approach aku.
"nah free simkad."
"hah takpelah."
"eh awak ni umur brape?"
"takpe takpe."
"taak,awak ni umur berape?"
"lapanblas."
"tinggi eh awak ni.saye suke perempuan tinggi-tinggit ni."
"*muke gilebabi wtf* uh."
"ni siap bawak baldi lagi.pegi melancong ke.bia saye bawakkan."
"*muke triple gilebabi wtf* hah takpe takpe."
watehell tak mamat celcom tu?aku rase macam nak sepak crotch die right there and then.tapi nanti jadi scene pulak.or maybe i should've just screamed,"LEAVE ME ALONE LA YOU SHITTY PIECE OF WERTYUIOASDFGHJKXCVBNMWERTYUI"
HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN THE ESCALATOR OK.dahlah aku sorang-sorang.freak out tak freak out aku.right after the convo aku buat muke quadruply-annoyed-irritated-ill-infertile-you-if-you-dont-piss-off-right-now aku baru die stop nagging.and the journey back home wanst a wonderful one either.dahlah semue pun balik awal.pukul 445 aku dah sampai kl central wtf.meme kate nak datang pukul enam.kenela aku lepak macam orang bodoh sorang-sorang dengar mp3 sampai 515.APASAL KORANG SEMUE SEBOK NAK BALIK AWAL HAH? *bground song-disturbia dengan routine tarik-tarik rambut*
tapi if you kick out the celcom guy incident and my nak-balik-awal friends,it was one of teh nicest day i had since spm ended.thankyou lee,bam,hasan,halim and all of you for making it a wonderful bye-bye-everybody day for me.i love you guys :)
ok aku perlu berhenti sekarang atau aku akan jadi semakin cheesy.tomorrow will be my last post before my three months stint bebehs.i know you're looking forward to it already altho maybe it's just gonna be a short one because i have no idea what to write anymore lol.or maybe i'll come up with something and write a long LOOOOOONNNGGGGGG post for yous.
ba-da-bim-bo-boom.
Today's Grateful Splink:
I'm grateful for everything i have right now and i couldn't ask for more.
Monday, March 16, 2009
The car with the missing top.
hari ini aku sekali lagi dengan gagahnya telah bangun pada pukul 12 tengahari.lagi sehari je aku boleh bangun waktu ni.HUAARRGHHHHHH.
rabu aku tak tidur dah.after midnight kena pergi car park c stadium bukit jalil tu.wtf gile wei masa melapor TIGA SETENGAH PAGI?dahla surat aku tak dapat.plane ticket macamana pulak?i wonder if they have extra plane tickets o.O
oh akan rindunya aku pada blog ini dan stalker-stalker(altho there arent many -.-) aku yang sungguh setai membaca blog aku 2,3 kali sehari.akanku beli mutiara untuk korang.hagahagahag.macam ada je masa nak bershopping spree dekat sandakan tu.sheesh.
hari sabtu dan ahad akanku gunakan sebaik mungkin untuk menghubungi orang-orang yang jauh di seberang sana menggunakan telefon bimbit burukku ini.tunggu ya kawan-kawan,aku pasti menghubungi kalian!except kalai kalian celcom sorrylah mahal nak mampus aku dahlah kene topup sendiri wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnm.
BAIK!
aku rasa aku mahu pergi mandi.doakan kejayaanku anak-anak.dalam plkn,bukan semasa mandi btw.
ke mandi!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i get to to eat naqeb's lauk.HAGAHGAAHGAGAG wtf.
rabu aku tak tidur dah.after midnight kena pergi car park c stadium bukit jalil tu.wtf gile wei masa melapor TIGA SETENGAH PAGI?dahla surat aku tak dapat.plane ticket macamana pulak?i wonder if they have extra plane tickets o.O
oh akan rindunya aku pada blog ini dan stalker-stalker(altho there arent many -.-) aku yang sungguh setai membaca blog aku 2,3 kali sehari.akanku beli mutiara untuk korang.hagahagahag.macam ada je masa nak bershopping spree dekat sandakan tu.sheesh.
hari sabtu dan ahad akanku gunakan sebaik mungkin untuk menghubungi orang-orang yang jauh di seberang sana menggunakan telefon bimbit burukku ini.tunggu ya kawan-kawan,aku pasti menghubungi kalian!except kalai kalian celcom sorrylah mahal nak mampus aku dahlah kene topup sendiri wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbnm.
BAIK!
aku rasa aku mahu pergi mandi.doakan kejayaanku anak-anak.dalam plkn,bukan semasa mandi btw.
ke mandi!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i get to to eat naqeb's lauk.HAGAHGAAHGAGAG wtf.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Because all our differences are alike.
AKU MISS WEDDING KAKAK SALELE!
ah rasa macam dunia sedang berputar bila tak boleh jumpa orang-orang tersayang selama tiga bulan.aku baru jumpa tiga orang tersayang sahaja semalam.lagi puluh-puluh macamana?
og god perempuan ni cakap macam pergi tak balik-balik je.its just for 82 days la.take a deep breath and everything will be allright.or not.oh god tapi sape tahu aku pergi tak balik-balik ke kan?
death does not discriminate.
so sementare dekat plkn tu buatlah ibadah banyak-banyak.ok sempat ke nak buat ibadah banyak-banyak dekat plkn.shiznit -.-
aku tak suka donat j.co yang macam badan ulat bulu tu.apahal rase macam almari kasot hah.serioushit.aku tak exaggerate ni.first time ok.haha.the taste is a bit..furniture-ish laa.ok bukanla aku pernah makan kicthen cabinet aku untuk dinner ke ape.tapi when you taste it,you just know tau.hah ape bagai dah cakap.
tadi pergi giant pulak.tahu tak mak aku kasi RM150 SAHAJA dan expect aku untuk beli 3 months of supplies punya toiletries,cleaning detergant and whatever shit,junkfood,real food,chocolates.
SERATUS LIMA PULUH RINGGIT.
aku boleh beli lima belas helai scarlet punya top.
ok lari point.
point aku yang sebenarnye ialah merupakan yang RM150 tu
TAK BLADIPIGPIG CUKUP.
sunblock pon dah about RM40 TAHU TAAAK?aku beli nivea maximum pretection apetah sebab die spf50 hahah.banana boat ade sampai spf30 je -.-
nasib baik vaseline murah.sebab aku rasa tu vaseline siam.haha.just protect my lips from sunburn please oh vaseline.and the newly bought strawberry flavored bodyshop lip balm too.and of course my mentholatum strawberry scented balm.ok apahal lips punya protection melebeh-lebeh.kalau burn jugak memang aku sue these three companies.
dan compulsive shopping aku telah menunjukkan belangnya sekali lagi dan telah menyebabkan aku membeli one black sleveless top and one long sleeved grey top.AKU TAK BOLEH RESIST LAH WEI THEY WERE LIKE 6.99 A PIECE OK?
embam,you MUST know how i was feeling.right?
ok.ya.aku sangat takut aku akan jadi minah overdressed dekat camp tu.perlukah aku bawa seluar track faded dah tukar color sebab kena nila kot yang aku beli time form 2 dulu?korang boleh bayangkan betapa hodohnya seluar tu kan.adakah dengan kehodohan dan keselekehan sahaja aku tidak akan nampak overdressed?
hihs baju nak pakai on weekends pun takboleh decide seih.what more ways could i probably show my suckiness for living skills -.-
dahlah tadi punya gila memborong sampai it amounted to about RM300.dahlah aku kena bayar selebihnya pakai duit sendiri.dahlah duit aku tinggal RM100 something SAHAJA.dahlah kasut cantik yang aku nak beli tadi habis saiz.bangang punya kedai dah habis ecery single bladipigpig size apahal pergi tayang lagi kasut tu.bikin wa panas ah.
aku takde kasut nak naik kapal terbaaaang.kasut momoe semalam macam aku tak berapa nak tergoda dengan design dia.kasut tadi tu sungguh teramat perfect sekali omg.heihs geram sial dengan kedai tu.HUAAARRGHHH!BERTUKAAAARRRR!
what.the.fat
tadi aku lalu satu section tu macam BALDI HEAVEN hahahahah.so many colors like omgg.so pergilah giant kalau nak CARI BALDI WARNA PINK. *hint hint*
okeh aku rasa aku perlu berhenti disini kerana terdengar buni batuk-batuk mak aku yang menandakan dia akan bangun lagi 15 seconds untuk buat her daily check ke atas masa tidur aku.
poppycrackers!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful for that most amazing grey top that i just bought.its just so..AMAZEEEENGGG.
ah rasa macam dunia sedang berputar bila tak boleh jumpa orang-orang tersayang selama tiga bulan.aku baru jumpa tiga orang tersayang sahaja semalam.lagi puluh-puluh macamana?
og god perempuan ni cakap macam pergi tak balik-balik je.its just for 82 days la.take a deep breath and everything will be allright.or not.oh god tapi sape tahu aku pergi tak balik-balik ke kan?
death does not discriminate.
so sementare dekat plkn tu buatlah ibadah banyak-banyak.ok sempat ke nak buat ibadah banyak-banyak dekat plkn.shiznit -.-
aku tak suka donat j.co yang macam badan ulat bulu tu.apahal rase macam almari kasot hah.serioushit.aku tak exaggerate ni.first time ok.haha.the taste is a bit..furniture-ish laa.ok bukanla aku pernah makan kicthen cabinet aku untuk dinner ke ape.tapi when you taste it,you just know tau.hah ape bagai dah cakap.
tadi pergi giant pulak.tahu tak mak aku kasi RM150 SAHAJA dan expect aku untuk beli 3 months of supplies punya toiletries,cleaning detergant and whatever shit,junkfood,real food,chocolates.
SERATUS LIMA PULUH RINGGIT.
aku boleh beli lima belas helai scarlet punya top.
ok lari point.
point aku yang sebenarnye ialah merupakan yang RM150 tu
TAK BLADIPIGPIG CUKUP.
sunblock pon dah about RM40 TAHU TAAAK?aku beli nivea maximum pretection apetah sebab die spf50 hahah.banana boat ade sampai spf30 je -.-
nasib baik vaseline murah.sebab aku rasa tu vaseline siam.haha.just protect my lips from sunburn please oh vaseline.and the newly bought strawberry flavored bodyshop lip balm too.and of course my mentholatum strawberry scented balm.ok apahal lips punya protection melebeh-lebeh.kalau burn jugak memang aku sue these three companies.
dan compulsive shopping aku telah menunjukkan belangnya sekali lagi dan telah menyebabkan aku membeli one black sleveless top and one long sleeved grey top.AKU TAK BOLEH RESIST LAH WEI THEY WERE LIKE 6.99 A PIECE OK?
embam,you MUST know how i was feeling.right?
ok.ya.aku sangat takut aku akan jadi minah overdressed dekat camp tu.perlukah aku bawa seluar track faded dah tukar color sebab kena nila kot yang aku beli time form 2 dulu?korang boleh bayangkan betapa hodohnya seluar tu kan.adakah dengan kehodohan dan keselekehan sahaja aku tidak akan nampak overdressed?
hihs baju nak pakai on weekends pun takboleh decide seih.what more ways could i probably show my suckiness for living skills -.-
dahlah tadi punya gila memborong sampai it amounted to about RM300.dahlah aku kena bayar selebihnya pakai duit sendiri.dahlah duit aku tinggal RM100 something SAHAJA.dahlah kasut cantik yang aku nak beli tadi habis saiz.bangang punya kedai dah habis ecery single bladipigpig size apahal pergi tayang lagi kasut tu.bikin wa panas ah.
aku takde kasut nak naik kapal terbaaaang.kasut momoe semalam macam aku tak berapa nak tergoda dengan design dia.kasut tadi tu sungguh teramat perfect sekali omg.heihs geram sial dengan kedai tu.HUAAARRGHHH!BERTUKAAAARRRR!
what.the.fat
tadi aku lalu satu section tu macam BALDI HEAVEN hahahahah.so many colors like omgg.so pergilah giant kalau nak CARI BALDI WARNA PINK. *hint hint*
okeh aku rasa aku perlu berhenti disini kerana terdengar buni batuk-batuk mak aku yang menandakan dia akan bangun lagi 15 seconds untuk buat her daily check ke atas masa tidur aku.
poppycrackers!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful for that most amazing grey top that i just bought.its just so..AMAZEEEENGGG.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Aku tidak berminat dengan lelaki kerana mereka juga tidak berminat dengan aku.
"face it.we would make hot kids."
kickass tak title post aku harini?hagahagahg.
today i shopped like i have never shopped before.aku rasa mungkin sebab ada embam.aku tiba-tiba jadi batak macam nak beli semua bende dekat jusco tu lol.ok walaupun macam tak ada direct kaetan dengan embam.tapi dia macam ada aura shopaholic lmao.
dan ya,aku tidaklah kaya sehingga boleh bershopping di forever 21,topshop,miss selfridge,warehouse etc etc.sangat buat sakit hati kalau masuk kdai macamtu kerana saya tidak mampu membeli apa pun hanya mampu oogle macam gila dekat all those nice tops and then keluar dari kedai dekat muka sedih pathetic cam !@#$%^&* kerana tak boleh nak beli apa-apa.hei jusco besgile ok.ade ladies department,ade sports section.YOU CAN GO GAGAGOONGELELELGAGAGAG IN THEREEE EVEN IF YOU ONLY HAVE RM50!
tadi i rasa i sungguh beli banyak barang.walaupun korang rase macam tak banyak aku masih rasa banyak.i bought things that i never tought i will buy with my friends lol.ok dy bam dengan yob mesti faham aku cakap pasal ape.inside joke,gelak gelak!
apa eh aku beli tadi.haaa!two long sleeve shirts,one short sleeve shirt,two veryveryvery wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm cute yoga pants.they even have colorful polkadots on the top part like omg it was sooooo love at first sight.and i bought matching..uh.ok lets stop here.
ok it may not seem a lot but i still thnk its a lot yo.hegeegehege.it really does feel good when you shop.so yes,SHOPPING IS TEH BEST THERAPEYHH.
and today was lin's birthday.
so of course i have to give her a present.plus she's been driving me to everywhere and picking me up from everywhere and buying me dinner whenever my tuition classes run late blablabla.in short she's done quite a lot for me and takkan aku nak bagi tige batang eskrem je.
so since she's a big fan of arsenal,
i bladi bought her an original nike arsenal jersey.which costs me RM181.THAT WAS BY FAR THE MOST EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENT I'VE BOUGHT FOR ANYONE.haha kantoi gile kalau she knows my blog punye link she'll know the price aiye -.-
she's been pestering me on how much does the jersey costs for the whole afternoon okay.she finally shut it when tyah practically screamed at her to shut up lmao.
so jejaka-jejaka hensem di luar sana kalau nak jersey original dan tengah broke ambilah aku sebagai awek.nescaya dapat jersey free lmfao.kenapa blog aku dah jadi macam agensi cari jodoh o.O
and hasan,i was thinking of buying you your pair of nike socks but i forgot what shoe size you're wearing and i didnt know when would i have the time to give it to you since your busy with your a-level classes now.so after plkn lah yo.sorry again hegehegeh.
and lee,i cant find any nice tops for you in topshop.CANT I JUST BUY YOU A CHECKERED ONE?sheeeeeesh.then ud be called 'the girl in the checkered bf shirt'.do you know just how cool that sounds?LET ME BUY YOU A CHECKERED TOP PLEEEASSSEEE.
i wanted to go to saleemah's sister's wedding tomorrow.but mommy suruh pergi beli all thos plkn toiletries esok plaaaaaaaaak.and plus halim hasnt bought my pink baldi yet lol.so if i finish shopping early ill try and come ok salele?aww ill miss you guys :|
so that sums up today.these last few days are so boring ahh -.-
OH DEAREST PINK BALDI.COME TO MAMA!
Today's Grateful Splink:
I'm grateful I am finalleh an officially certified shopaholic.the receipts certifies it aaaaalll.
kickass tak title post aku harini?hagahagahg.
today i shopped like i have never shopped before.aku rasa mungkin sebab ada embam.aku tiba-tiba jadi batak macam nak beli semua bende dekat jusco tu lol.ok walaupun macam tak ada direct kaetan dengan embam.tapi dia macam ada aura shopaholic lmao.
dan ya,aku tidaklah kaya sehingga boleh bershopping di forever 21,topshop,miss selfridge,warehouse etc etc.sangat buat sakit hati kalau masuk kdai macamtu kerana saya tidak mampu membeli apa pun hanya mampu oogle macam gila dekat all those nice tops and then keluar dari kedai dekat muka sedih pathetic cam !@#$%^&* kerana tak boleh nak beli apa-apa.hei jusco besgile ok.ade ladies department,ade sports section.YOU CAN GO GAGAGOONGELELELGAGAGAG IN THEREEE EVEN IF YOU ONLY HAVE RM50!
tadi i rasa i sungguh beli banyak barang.walaupun korang rase macam tak banyak aku masih rasa banyak.i bought things that i never tought i will buy with my friends lol.ok dy bam dengan yob mesti faham aku cakap pasal ape.inside joke,gelak gelak!
apa eh aku beli tadi.haaa!two long sleeve shirts,one short sleeve shirt,two veryveryvery wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm cute yoga pants.they even have colorful polkadots on the top part like omg it was sooooo love at first sight.and i bought matching..uh.ok lets stop here.
ok it may not seem a lot but i still thnk its a lot yo.hegeegehege.it really does feel good when you shop.so yes,SHOPPING IS TEH BEST THERAPEYHH.
and today was lin's birthday.
so of course i have to give her a present.plus she's been driving me to everywhere and picking me up from everywhere and buying me dinner whenever my tuition classes run late blablabla.in short she's done quite a lot for me and takkan aku nak bagi tige batang eskrem je.
so since she's a big fan of arsenal,
i bladi bought her an original nike arsenal jersey.which costs me RM181.THAT WAS BY FAR THE MOST EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENT I'VE BOUGHT FOR ANYONE.haha kantoi gile kalau she knows my blog punye link she'll know the price aiye -.-
she's been pestering me on how much does the jersey costs for the whole afternoon okay.she finally shut it when tyah practically screamed at her to shut up lmao.
so jejaka-jejaka hensem di luar sana kalau nak jersey original dan tengah broke ambilah aku sebagai awek.nescaya dapat jersey free lmfao.kenapa blog aku dah jadi macam agensi cari jodoh o.O
and hasan,i was thinking of buying you your pair of nike socks but i forgot what shoe size you're wearing and i didnt know when would i have the time to give it to you since your busy with your a-level classes now.so after plkn lah yo.sorry again hegehegeh.
and lee,i cant find any nice tops for you in topshop.CANT I JUST BUY YOU A CHECKERED ONE?sheeeeeesh.then ud be called 'the girl in the checkered bf shirt'.do you know just how cool that sounds?LET ME BUY YOU A CHECKERED TOP PLEEEASSSEEE.
i wanted to go to saleemah's sister's wedding tomorrow.but mommy suruh pergi beli all thos plkn toiletries esok plaaaaaaaaak.and plus halim hasnt bought my pink baldi yet lol.so if i finish shopping early ill try and come ok salele?aww ill miss you guys :|
so that sums up today.these last few days are so boring ahh -.-
OH DEAREST PINK BALDI.COME TO MAMA!
Today's Grateful Splink:
I'm grateful I am finalleh an officially certified shopaholic.the receipts certifies it aaaaalll.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Because the verdict can be changed.
so by now maybe the whole world dah tahu yang aku dapat _As untuk spm aku.
omg bangge gile addmaths aku yang tak pernah lulus tu dapat __!orang-orang pandai tak akan faham perasaan ini.hanye orang-orang dumbass seperti aku sahaja yang faham.hahaha ok pehal.
dada punya reaction sangat memberangsangkan ok.he really really REALLY knows how to make people feel good.
"alhamdulillah i think that's a lot of As tkah.kalau banyak-banyak As sangat pun buat apa.nanti jadi nerd.tahu tak nerd?"
HAHAHA AKU RASA MACAM COMEL GILA BAPAK AKU TIME TU OK WTF.untuk kawan-kawan aku yang dapat banyak As korang bukan nerd ok.note that bapak aku cakap ni hanye untuk buat aku rasek.sebenarnye die cakap panjang lagi.dari masuk kereta sampai rumah tak berhenti motivate aku.tapi yang ni je aku ingat hagahagah.i love you daddy :)
mami punye reaction boring gile,
"oh well.thats what you worked for." -.- BAGILA SEMANGAT KAT GUA MAMII.
ok cakap semangat macam result aku teruk sangat je kan.mediocre je kot.aku memang mantain this many As since upsr,pmr,spm.i think i have the NUMBER _ CURSE OMG.
haha kepada kawan-kawan aku yang score banyak aku benci korang.serious shit jangan tegur aku lagi.putus kawan ah wei.
ok tipu aku manebole hidop tanpe korang.
lee i hate you for getting 10As.bam dan kolah pun.afee i hate you even more for getting 11As.I FATTING HATE YOU GUYSSSS.
haha no lah even if you get 237As ill still love you guys heeh.
but i will always hate halim.because he got 13A1s wtff.this guy is a monster genius.he should be punished for being too brainy.i suggest that we take his brains out and hand it to al-hasan,the future brain surgeon,for the brain-roasting ceremony.haha halim would finally be brainless!(REVENGEEE IS SWEEEET)
no wait.ill do that AFTER i get my pink baldi.HEH HEH.
okay so all in all im quite happy with my result.well,thats what i got and i cant bladi change it kan?
lagipun requirements untuk ambik BEN english A1 je koot.hahagahag.tulah yang aku hebat pun -.-
oh and gceo(yeke eje cni) aku pun dapat A1 jugak!yuhu aku bole pegi overseas senang!ok yang tu tunggu masters.time nak buat masters nanti pun derang tengok ke result spm.HAHAHA.
ya,kepada kawan-kawan saya yang result membuat mereka rasa macam nak hantuk kepala ke dinding sampai pecah,ingatlah,SPM IS OVERR.put it behind yout and move on baybeh!
for now,we muzz concentrate on the future.whatever happens,happens.just embrace it in the best way you can yo.rilek a result aku pun takdela kickass best sangat.but macam lee said,i still got the best of friends,my family(ok cheesy pehal) and those who matter to me the most.spm is just a small dot in your life.we'll be moving on to bigger dots from now on!like marriageeee.
ok i must stop typing.
buat sujud syukur and bersyukurlah!kerana nikmat yang lagi best itu come to those who wait with patience dan penuh kesyukuran.apahal ayat ni pelik.
apahal aku cakap banyak sangat apaaahaaal?!
ok ppl.next stop,UNIVERSITEYHHH.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful i have the best daddy in the whole wide effing world.i love you daddy.i really do♥
omg bangge gile addmaths aku yang tak pernah lulus tu dapat __!orang-orang pandai tak akan faham perasaan ini.hanye orang-orang dumbass seperti aku sahaja yang faham.hahaha ok pehal.
dada punya reaction sangat memberangsangkan ok.he really really REALLY knows how to make people feel good.
"alhamdulillah i think that's a lot of As tkah.kalau banyak-banyak As sangat pun buat apa.nanti jadi nerd.tahu tak nerd?"
HAHAHA AKU RASA MACAM COMEL GILA BAPAK AKU TIME TU OK WTF.untuk kawan-kawan aku yang dapat banyak As korang bukan nerd ok.note that bapak aku cakap ni hanye untuk buat aku rasek.sebenarnye die cakap panjang lagi.dari masuk kereta sampai rumah tak berhenti motivate aku.tapi yang ni je aku ingat hagahagah.i love you daddy :)
mami punye reaction boring gile,
"oh well.thats what you worked for." -.- BAGILA SEMANGAT KAT GUA MAMII.
ok cakap semangat macam result aku teruk sangat je kan.mediocre je kot.aku memang mantain this many As since upsr,pmr,spm.i think i have the NUMBER _ CURSE OMG.
haha kepada kawan-kawan aku yang score banyak aku benci korang.serious shit jangan tegur aku lagi.putus kawan ah wei.
ok tipu aku manebole hidop tanpe korang.
lee i hate you for getting 10As.bam dan kolah pun.afee i hate you even more for getting 11As.I FATTING HATE YOU GUYSSSS.
haha no lah even if you get 237As ill still love you guys heeh.
but i will always hate halim.because he got 13A1s wtff.this guy is a monster genius.he should be punished for being too brainy.i suggest that we take his brains out and hand it to al-hasan,the future brain surgeon,for the brain-roasting ceremony.haha halim would finally be brainless!(REVENGEEE IS SWEEEET)
no wait.ill do that AFTER i get my pink baldi.HEH HEH.
okay so all in all im quite happy with my result.well,thats what i got and i cant bladi change it kan?
lagipun requirements untuk ambik BEN english A1 je koot.hahagahag.tulah yang aku hebat pun -.-
oh and gceo(yeke eje cni) aku pun dapat A1 jugak!yuhu aku bole pegi overseas senang!ok yang tu tunggu masters.time nak buat masters nanti pun derang tengok ke result spm.HAHAHA.
ya,kepada kawan-kawan saya yang result membuat mereka rasa macam nak hantuk kepala ke dinding sampai pecah,ingatlah,SPM IS OVERR.put it behind yout and move on baybeh!
for now,we muzz concentrate on the future.whatever happens,happens.just embrace it in the best way you can yo.rilek a result aku pun takdela kickass best sangat.but macam lee said,i still got the best of friends,my family(ok cheesy pehal) and those who matter to me the most.spm is just a small dot in your life.we'll be moving on to bigger dots from now on!like marriageeee.
ok i must stop typing.
buat sujud syukur and bersyukurlah!kerana nikmat yang lagi best itu come to those who wait with patience dan penuh kesyukuran.apahal ayat ni pelik.
apahal aku cakap banyak sangat apaaahaaal?!
ok ppl.next stop,UNIVERSITEYHHH.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful i have the best daddy in the whole wide effing world.i love you daddy.i really do♥
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Hari penentuan?
i barely slept last night.
i havent had breakfast yet.
and i dont think i can churn down lunch either.
its just so..adrenaline pumping(?)
this is spm we're talking about.our supposedly 'penentuan masa hadapan' punya exam.kalau pmr or upsr i dont think id be this freaked out lol.
my uncles,my aunts,those who have looked down on me.are they going to look at me the same way?or are they gonna tilt theyre heads up and say,"im impressed."
today's the day.i wanna see a smile on mami and dada's faces.i dont care how much im going to get because i already have my future mapped out in case i ace it and in case i dont.the only reason i want to get the 10As is because i want them to know that their money and efforts warent wasted.
Ya Allah ya Tuhanku,bantulah aku untuk mendapat kejayaan 10A1 di dalam peperiksaan SPM ku ini Ya Allah.Hanya kepadaMu aku mengharap,memohon dan meminta bantuan Ya Allah.bantulah hambaMu yang lemah,hina,dan tidak mengetahui apa-apa ini Ya Allah.Engkaulah Tuhan yang Maha Esa,Maha Kuasa,Maha Besar,Maha Agung,Maha Pemurah,Maha Pengasih,Maha Penyayang,lagi Maha Memberi Rezeki.Bantulah aku Ya Karim,berikanlah pertolonganmu Ya Rahman Ar-Rahim.Sesungguhnya hanya kepadaMu aku memohon dan meminta bantuan.makbulkanlah doaku ini Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku.Amin,Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.
Tawakkaltualallah.
i havent had breakfast yet.
and i dont think i can churn down lunch either.
its just so..adrenaline pumping(?)
this is spm we're talking about.our supposedly 'penentuan masa hadapan' punya exam.kalau pmr or upsr i dont think id be this freaked out lol.
my uncles,my aunts,those who have looked down on me.are they going to look at me the same way?or are they gonna tilt theyre heads up and say,"im impressed."
today's the day.i wanna see a smile on mami and dada's faces.i dont care how much im going to get because i already have my future mapped out in case i ace it and in case i dont.the only reason i want to get the 10As is because i want them to know that their money and efforts warent wasted.
Ya Allah ya Tuhanku,bantulah aku untuk mendapat kejayaan 10A1 di dalam peperiksaan SPM ku ini Ya Allah.Hanya kepadaMu aku mengharap,memohon dan meminta bantuan Ya Allah.bantulah hambaMu yang lemah,hina,dan tidak mengetahui apa-apa ini Ya Allah.Engkaulah Tuhan yang Maha Esa,Maha Kuasa,Maha Besar,Maha Agung,Maha Pemurah,Maha Pengasih,Maha Penyayang,lagi Maha Memberi Rezeki.Bantulah aku Ya Karim,berikanlah pertolonganmu Ya Rahman Ar-Rahim.Sesungguhnya hanya kepadaMu aku memohon dan meminta bantuan.makbulkanlah doaku ini Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku.Amin,Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.
Tawakkaltualallah.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
BOLEH BERITAHU AKU HARINI BERAPA HARIBULAN?
ehem ehem.
korang tahu tak,
aku sekarang ni,
dah boleh,
get legally married?
legally watch porn?(yang ni ada orang bagitau im not sure betol ke tak hagahagah)
ok tu je aku tahu what 18 years old can do hehe.
so kesimpulannya,
IM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!I CAN GET MARRIED!I CAN,UH,WATCH PORN!(?)
haha tak banyak orang wish pun.but the ones who wished me were the ones who matter.so saya memang berasa gembira dan terharu lah :D
so mari tengok list orang yang wish aku dan ucapan-ucapan mereka,(ni memang da habis xde kerje a ni)
1.Salele(sorry hasan die yang first sebenarnye sebab die wish aku 5 hb apahal tah minah ni kuangaja lupe bdy aku 11 hb lmfao)
-Hi budak umo 18 lagi beberape menet!hehe.hpy bsday.kite da same2 besaq! ;p
gudluck in whtever u do.stay gile2,lbey2 time maen skating.itu yang saye ske.hehe.amcam,mesti say yg 1st wish an?itulah niat sy,auw auw ;D btw,esok sye pree.tp xde uwang dong.wawawawa.again,happy birthday sayangku!hee
2.El-Hesen
-happy birthday!(tu pun after hinting lmao)
3.Lee
-Woi apehal hasan 1st wish ko?aku nk wish a ni!happy birthday,biatch!now you can legally watch something that you cant legally watch before!(serious aku gelak)
4.Tyah the evil witch
-HAPPY 18TH BDAY TKAHJENGKEL!(yes she typed in capital letters lol.lepastu emo sebab xdpt first spot wtf)
5.Gy maknenek
-weh busuk,happy birthday!have a wicked one baybee.ohyeh!
6.Dy♥
-hppy birthday to you.hppy birthday to you.hppy birthday to tkaaaaa.happy birthday to yooou.atikahkusyg oi.u da 18taun weh.da tue da.saye mendoakan kejayaan anda di dunia dan akhirat.saya syg awak seluar alam semesta<33 (AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW ;])
7.QlahZ(HAHA)
-Tkaaaahot!hepi bday.aku sayangkan kau!
8.Eps di perantauan lol
-kepada jenglot tercinta.epy bsday.semoga pnjang umur and dapt result yang best.ko la jenglot aku yang paling hot(kdang2 kne menipu gak).hahaha.(swt -.-")
9.Jat
-hepi bdy yang ke 18..(boringnye ucapan hang.HAHAHA)
10.Lin
-epi besday.ll the best in your life and gudluck.may Allah always be with you.(APASAL ADIK BERADIK PUNYA WISH SEMUA BORING NII)
11.Mami
-"eh hrini brthday hang kan?selamatla harijadi ke lapanbleh.nak kek pi beli sendiri.hahahaha." -.-
12.Bey
-ahahah.happy birthday weh.da tue da.hahaha.
13.Azie filipino xD
-ur bestday kan today?hppy birthdy ya!
14.Yob!
-HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!(heh gile hyper nak wish lmao)
and all i can think of is,
I CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED!i am so marriage obsessed owg.
macam ade je orang nak kahwin dengan aku swt -.-"
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful im finally 18 years old :D
korang tahu tak,
aku sekarang ni,
dah boleh,
get legally married?
legally watch porn?(yang ni ada orang bagitau im not sure betol ke tak hagahagah)
ok tu je aku tahu what 18 years old can do hehe.
so kesimpulannya,
IM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!I CAN GET MARRIED!I CAN,UH,WATCH PORN!(?)
haha tak banyak orang wish pun.but the ones who wished me were the ones who matter.so saya memang berasa gembira dan terharu lah :D
so mari tengok list orang yang wish aku dan ucapan-ucapan mereka,(ni memang da habis xde kerje a ni)
1.Salele(sorry hasan die yang first sebenarnye sebab die wish aku 5 hb apahal tah minah ni kuangaja lupe bdy aku 11 hb lmfao)
-Hi budak umo 18 lagi beberape menet!hehe.hpy bsday.kite da same2 besaq! ;p
gudluck in whtever u do.stay gile2,lbey2 time maen skating.itu yang saye ske.hehe.amcam,mesti say yg 1st wish an?itulah niat sy,auw auw ;D btw,esok sye pree.tp xde uwang dong.wawawawa.again,happy birthday sayangku!hee
2.El-Hesen
-happy birthday!(tu pun after hinting lmao)
3.Lee
-Woi apehal hasan 1st wish ko?aku nk wish a ni!happy birthday,biatch!now you can legally watch something that you cant legally watch before!(serious aku gelak)
4.Tyah the evil witch
-HAPPY 18TH BDAY TKAHJENGKEL!(yes she typed in capital letters lol.lepastu emo sebab xdpt first spot wtf)
5.Gy maknenek
-weh busuk,happy birthday!have a wicked one baybee.ohyeh!
6.Dy♥
-hppy birthday to you.hppy birthday to you.hppy birthday to tkaaaaa.happy birthday to yooou.atikahkusyg oi.u da 18taun weh.da tue da.saye mendoakan kejayaan anda di dunia dan akhirat.saya syg awak seluar alam semesta<33 (AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW ;])
7.QlahZ(HAHA)
-Tkaaaahot!hepi bday.aku sayangkan kau!
8.Eps di perantauan lol
-kepada jenglot tercinta.epy bsday.semoga pnjang umur and dapt result yang best.ko la jenglot aku yang paling hot(kdang2 kne menipu gak).hahaha.(swt -.-")
9.Jat
-hepi bdy yang ke 18..(boringnye ucapan hang.HAHAHA)
10.Lin
-epi besday.ll the best in your life and gudluck.may Allah always be with you.(APASAL ADIK BERADIK PUNYA WISH SEMUA BORING NII)
11.Mami
-"eh hrini brthday hang kan?selamatla harijadi ke lapanbleh.nak kek pi beli sendiri.hahahaha." -.-
12.Bey
-ahahah.happy birthday weh.da tue da.hahaha.
13.Azie filipino xD
-ur bestday kan today?hppy birthdy ya!
14.Yob!
-HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!(heh gile hyper nak wish lmao)
and all i can think of is,
I CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED!i am so marriage obsessed owg.
macam ade je orang nak kahwin dengan aku swt -.-"
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful im finally 18 years old :D
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Because time flies.
Esok birthday aku.
lagi dua hari dapat result.
cepatnya dah tiga bulan kan?
nak kiamat ni memang orang kata masa berlalu macam cepat gile.so marilah meningkatkan amalan dan ibadah kita kepada Allah swt.
tazkirah hari selasa,tamat.
aku masih tak faham kenapa harini aku bangun pukul 1330 padahal semalam aku tido pukul 2200(HAHA AKU PAKAI 24 JAM PUNYA SYSTEM MACAM ASKAR SIOTTT).adakah aku menghidap,
jap nak google.
*selepas approximately 7 seconds*
hypersomnia?
omgwtfbbq cool gila nama.insomnia tak cukup tidur and hypersomnia terlebih tidur.COOL SIAL.
ya,aku memang selalu mengeluarkan perkataan vulgar for no obvious reasons.i was raised that way(?)
tadi msa aku turun nak makan LUNCHFAST aku nampak mami naik.
aku:whats cookeeeeng?
mami:a bunch of your favourites.
aku:OMG REALLY WHY?
mami:well since ur going to sandakan in a few days i'll be cooking only your favourite dishes from today onwards okay?
aku:*mata bulat besar dan bergenang-genang*
so tdi she cooked laksa,sup ayam and tauhu pedass.MEMANG AKU PUNYA MAKANAN KEGEMARAN YUHUU.
aku rasa aku lagi nervous nak pergi plkn dari nak ambil result O.O
semalam sebelum tidur aku dok guling l atas katil tu pike-pike macamana aku nak hidup kat sana.basuh baju,sidai baju,potong kuku(ok apahal).ironing aku memang master so no hal lah.diorang bgi iron ke kene bawak sendiri ah?ironing board ade ke tak?ke kene iron atas lantai je?
AAAHHHHHHHH BILA KAU NAK SAMPAI SURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.aku haraaap sangat tak sampai rumah BU surat tu omg malu gile nak g amik kene tingtong plaaak rumah orang tuu.
tapi yang bestnya mami said after a month aku duk sana she and dada will come visit meeee.woots.
semalam aku msg dengan bulat dia kata ada outing hujung minggu.kau ni biar benar wei.sesapa yang baru balik plkn kem bagai budi tu and is reading this tolongla tell me what its gonna be like.AKU MAHU BERSEDIA!*muka semangat wirawati.ew i cant believe i used that word*
aku excited nak pergi sebab nak naik flight je sebenarnye.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful my birthday is tomorrow!no wait that should be tomorrow's grateful splink.okay then im grateful because i get to sleep until 1330 i guess lol.
lagi dua hari dapat result.
cepatnya dah tiga bulan kan?
nak kiamat ni memang orang kata masa berlalu macam cepat gile.so marilah meningkatkan amalan dan ibadah kita kepada Allah swt.
tazkirah hari selasa,tamat.
aku masih tak faham kenapa harini aku bangun pukul 1330 padahal semalam aku tido pukul 2200(HAHA AKU PAKAI 24 JAM PUNYA SYSTEM MACAM ASKAR SIOTTT).adakah aku menghidap,
jap nak google.
*selepas approximately 7 seconds*
hypersomnia?
omgwtfbbq cool gila nama.insomnia tak cukup tidur and hypersomnia terlebih tidur.COOL SIAL.
ya,aku memang selalu mengeluarkan perkataan vulgar for no obvious reasons.i was raised that way(?)
tadi msa aku turun nak makan LUNCHFAST aku nampak mami naik.
aku:whats cookeeeeng?
mami:a bunch of your favourites.
aku:OMG REALLY WHY?
mami:well since ur going to sandakan in a few days i'll be cooking only your favourite dishes from today onwards okay?
aku:*mata bulat besar dan bergenang-genang*
so tdi she cooked laksa,sup ayam and tauhu pedass.MEMANG AKU PUNYA MAKANAN KEGEMARAN YUHUU.
aku rasa aku lagi nervous nak pergi plkn dari nak ambil result O.O
semalam sebelum tidur aku dok guling l atas katil tu pike-pike macamana aku nak hidup kat sana.basuh baju,sidai baju,potong kuku(ok apahal).ironing aku memang master so no hal lah.diorang bgi iron ke kene bawak sendiri ah?ironing board ade ke tak?ke kene iron atas lantai je?
AAAHHHHHHHH BILA KAU NAK SAMPAI SURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.aku haraaap sangat tak sampai rumah BU surat tu omg malu gile nak g amik kene tingtong plaaak rumah orang tuu.
tapi yang bestnya mami said after a month aku duk sana she and dada will come visit meeee.woots.
semalam aku msg dengan bulat dia kata ada outing hujung minggu.kau ni biar benar wei.sesapa yang baru balik plkn kem bagai budi tu and is reading this tolongla tell me what its gonna be like.AKU MAHU BERSEDIA!*muka semangat wirawati.ew i cant believe i used that word*
aku excited nak pergi sebab nak naik flight je sebenarnye.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful my birthday is tomorrow!no wait that should be tomorrow's grateful splink.okay then im grateful because i get to sleep until 1330 i guess lol.
Monday, March 9, 2009
The reaction.
I didnt get to tell them that i ws going to be based in sabah wtf.my parents i mean.meme was the one who told them instead I WANTED TO TELL THEM PFFFFT!
so,their reaction?
Mami:HUH?SERIOUSLY?oh ok pergilah.
Dada:GILA.*continues reading his newspaper*
dada punyalah tak bagi sampai dia nak suruh aunt aku yang doktor tu issue a medical checkup punya letter yang mengatakan bahawa aku penghidap penyakit kronik.
O.O
inikah nasib seorang anak bongsu yang SUDAH BERUMUR LAPANBELAS TAHUN ANABNABSGYWTRIROFJFMXBXGSJSSOPU.kenapa aku saja yang dioverprotectivekan?aku rasa kalau adik-beradik aku yang lain dapat diorang dada bagi je pergi.aku ni nak pergi dudok asrama pun takboleh.KENAPE WEI KENAPA?muka aku muka oh-aku-ni-anak-bongsu-so-memang-manjalah-ok ke?
elok-elok aku dah ok nak pergi ni kenapa perlu ada rintangan dan dugaan(?)
aku nak berdikari jugak.
aku nak ada pengalaman jugak.
aku nak rough it jugak.
aku nak pakai but askar jugak.
aku nak merasa dudok jauh dari keluarga aku jugak.
takkan sampai bila-bila nak berkepit bawah ketiak mak bapak aku kot.
sigh.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i got to eat fries and mayonnaise for breakfast!
so,their reaction?
Mami:HUH?SERIOUSLY?oh ok pergilah.
Dada:GILA.*continues reading his newspaper*
dada punyalah tak bagi sampai dia nak suruh aunt aku yang doktor tu issue a medical checkup punya letter yang mengatakan bahawa aku penghidap penyakit kronik.
O.O
inikah nasib seorang anak bongsu yang SUDAH BERUMUR LAPANBELAS TAHUN ANABNABSGYWTRIROFJFMXBXGSJSSOPU.kenapa aku saja yang dioverprotectivekan?aku rasa kalau adik-beradik aku yang lain dapat diorang dada bagi je pergi.aku ni nak pergi dudok asrama pun takboleh.KENAPE WEI KENAPA?muka aku muka oh-aku-ni-anak-bongsu-so-memang-manjalah-ok ke?
elok-elok aku dah ok nak pergi ni kenapa perlu ada rintangan dan dugaan(?)
aku nak berdikari jugak.
aku nak ada pengalaman jugak.
aku nak rough it jugak.
aku nak pakai but askar jugak.
aku nak merasa dudok jauh dari keluarga aku jugak.
takkan sampai bila-bila nak berkepit bawah ketiak mak bapak aku kot.
sigh.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i got to eat fries and mayonnaise for breakfast!
Because im so not prepared.
Aku tak percaya.
aku tak mahu percaya.
aku memang tak boleh nak percaya.
or maybe aku just taknak percaya.
me,the girl who has never been away from home.ever.is going to sabah for three whole months.no mami,no dada.no bibik to wash my baju,dry it and iron it.no aircond.no blackie.no dy.no tv.no internet.no nothing(ok exaggerate wtf).
APAHAL AKU DAPAT PLKN KAT SABAH?
goog god naseb baik qutu suruh aku check tadi sebab dia nampak nama aku kat paper.i did.and sandakan popped out.
and guess what?
BULAT SAMA KEM DENGAN AKU WEH.this is truly the shiznit.
only two weeks more.and naik aeroplane lah i,wohoo!
haha korang pergi naek bas aku pergi naek aeroplane jangan airasia sudah haha.
due minggu tak cukup a nak enjoy.jom joli habis sebelum aku pergi meninggalkan korang untuk tiga bulan.
sumpah rindu punyela :)
aku tak mahu percaya.
aku memang tak boleh nak percaya.
or maybe aku just taknak percaya.
me,the girl who has never been away from home.ever.is going to sabah for three whole months.no mami,no dada.no bibik to wash my baju,dry it and iron it.no aircond.no blackie.no dy.no tv.no internet.no nothing(ok exaggerate wtf).
APAHAL AKU DAPAT PLKN KAT SABAH?
goog god naseb baik qutu suruh aku check tadi sebab dia nampak nama aku kat paper.i did.and sandakan popped out.
and guess what?
BULAT SAMA KEM DENGAN AKU WEH.this is truly the shiznit.
only two weeks more.and naik aeroplane lah i,wohoo!
haha korang pergi naek bas aku pergi naek aeroplane jangan airasia sudah haha.
due minggu tak cukup a nak enjoy.jom joli habis sebelum aku pergi meninggalkan korang untuk tiga bulan.
sumpah rindu punyela :)
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Because i have the right to say so.
Tadi pergi wedding k.sakinah.tiba-tib aku rasa mcam nak kahwin.ok wdf tak ada pendirian gila.tengok diorang like,"oh bes gile dah boleh pegang tangan.NAK KAHWIN LA DOH."
DAHLA SUAMI DIE HENSEM MUKE MACAM ADIK JEHAN MISKIN JE ADIK-BERADIK SUAMI DIE PUN HENSEM JUGAK OII AKU MACAM NAK GAG JE APASAL BANYAK SANGAT MAMAT HOT KETIKA AKU SEDANG SELEKEH?!
aku memang tak dijodohkan dengan mamat hot.kot.oh please nononononono.AKU PERLU KAHWIN DENGAN MAMAT HOT OK KORANG FAHAM TAK KEPERLUAN AKU NI?
so,jika anda rasa anda hot dan anda sedang membaca post ini,sila tinggalkan nombor handphone di ruang komen.no wait.jika anda YAKIN anda hot dan ketika anda naik lrt semua perempuan pandang anda sambil berkata,"HOT GILE DOH MAMAT TU SUMPAH BOLEH DUMP BOYFRIEND AKU KALAU DIE NAK KAT AKU." barulah tinggalkan nombor anda di ruangan komen.
okay back to the wedding.banyak jugak budak aa.aku,lee,kolah,bam,afee,rai,mina,afah,echon etc etc.rase macam reunion plaaak.haha.pastu tibe-tibe nampak al-hasan dengan zubeir.ok apahal due je banin batch aku.hagahagaha.
yeah harini takde orang kacau aku boleh picture blogging dengan aman.akhirnya orang tu dah sedar diri dan dah guna dia punya hp pavilion touch smart tx2 dengan penuh ketekunan wdf.wah aman nya rasa.bagai computer ni aku yang punya.memang aku punya pun semua orang dah ada laptop sendiri -.-
ok nak blog pasal apa lagi ni.oh ya,aku dah tambah gambar kat account flickr aku.haha mesti korang taktahu aku ada account flickr haha.
oh ha lupe nak kepoci.TADI KAT KL CENTRAL AKU BELI BEG POLKA DOT OMG OMG COMEL GILE NAK MAMPUS.RM35 je.big bargain!
aku:weh beg ni cantek ak?
tyah:ha ok gak.boleh gua pinjam kadang-kadang.
aku:*muka hodoh tanda tak boleh*
lepas sebuk suruh tyah model beg tuy aku pun beli.SEBAB POLKA DOT DIA WARNA-WARNI WEY KORANG BOLEH RESIST KE BEG SECOMEL ITU OWG OWG.
hihs tengok orang kahwin ni boleh baut aku tergugat la.i mean tergugah.wtf.ade ke tergugah.ok freaky.
oh god bes gila dapt suami kacak woi.like bila keluar jalan-jalan kan boleh shot peole with the "HAHA SUAMI AKU KACAK SUAMI KAU KACAK KEEE." look sambil muka bangga cam baru tahu goreng tempe.
ok jom share random pics.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.yang ni inside joke untuk orang yang ada dekat rumah aku pada 210209.lepas batak kat dy baru aku tahu orang panggil dia vono sebab masa f4 dia pernah bawak sup vono penuh stau beg sekolah.figures kan lee.
ok apasal uninteresting gile taktahan gamba ni.dahla veggies.kalau buah adela jugaaak orang nak tengok.kot.
gambar ni lagi tak interesting lmao.especially kalau ada bam and lee hagahagahag.
"dagu kontot sapa tu?"
"lee."
desperate camwhoring no doubt.apahal kat cermin waspy pon bole tangkap gambar.i guess there are no boundaries in camwhoring lol.
embam buat!haha neat gile an chocolate chip die punye position semue-semue tu fuhh memang wacayasamalu la bam.tapi sayangnye bila aku suruh dada rasa dia patahkan hujung biskut ni and go,"SEDAAAAAAAP GILEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
ni buat aku nak nangis ni.mami was like,"ill have one after dinner." -.-
this shows that even if you injure all of your fingers on your right hand,you can still mess with the chords.with ur,uh,knuckles.if lee can do it,you can too.*reality tv show host punya voice wtf*
the ball that kept me company at 2am when lee suddenly snored while watching 'I Know Who Killed Me".ok why does this sound so wrong.but this ball was really the shiznit.it was so..bouncy.wtf.i wish i had a big blue bouncy exercise ball.phessh.
ni kan blog aku so mesti ada at least satu gambar aku camwhoring depan cermin ok.hagahagaahg.ah sungguh misterius gambar ini sebab tak nampak struktur muka aku.i think i'll be playing with lee punya rules from now on.no aurat,no faces.cool eh.
gambar ni patut ada sfx.
aku:ee tangan kau.
lee:eeeee tangan aku.
camera:SNAP!
abide by the rules of blog camwhoring,no aurat and no faces.and lee's room wasnt as orange-iy as it looks in this picture.but it really lacked sunlight lmao.
jika anda sedang membaca ini dan anda orang yang tengah itu,SILA KAHWINI SAYA SEKARANG.*muka kickass desperate*
apahal aku semangat gile censored muke semua orang.hahaha.aku nak jugak letak gambar ni.tapi bila dah censored nampak pelik.tapi takpe,im playing by the rules after all.
and this will be the last picture of the day halim dah nag aku suruh cepat post lmao.
because not showing your face to the world is a very cool gesture.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful that i finally realized the importance of getting married.you can finally hold hands with that someone you love lmao.
DAHLA SUAMI DIE HENSEM MUKE MACAM ADIK JEHAN MISKIN JE ADIK-BERADIK SUAMI DIE PUN HENSEM JUGAK OII AKU MACAM NAK GAG JE APASAL BANYAK SANGAT MAMAT HOT KETIKA AKU SEDANG SELEKEH?!
aku memang tak dijodohkan dengan mamat hot.kot.oh please nononononono.AKU PERLU KAHWIN DENGAN MAMAT HOT OK KORANG FAHAM TAK KEPERLUAN AKU NI?
so,jika anda rasa anda hot dan anda sedang membaca post ini,sila tinggalkan nombor handphone di ruang komen.no wait.jika anda YAKIN anda hot dan ketika anda naik lrt semua perempuan pandang anda sambil berkata,"HOT GILE DOH MAMAT TU SUMPAH BOLEH DUMP BOYFRIEND AKU KALAU DIE NAK KAT AKU." barulah tinggalkan nombor anda di ruangan komen.
okay back to the wedding.banyak jugak budak aa.aku,lee,kolah,bam,afee,rai,mina,afah,echon etc etc.rase macam reunion plaaak.haha.pastu tibe-tibe nampak al-hasan dengan zubeir.ok apahal due je banin batch aku.hagahagaha.
yeah harini takde orang kacau aku boleh picture blogging dengan aman.akhirnya orang tu dah sedar diri dan dah guna dia punya hp pavilion touch smart tx2 dengan penuh ketekunan wdf.wah aman nya rasa.bagai computer ni aku yang punya.memang aku punya pun semua orang dah ada laptop sendiri -.-
ok nak blog pasal apa lagi ni.oh ya,aku dah tambah gambar kat account flickr aku.haha mesti korang taktahu aku ada account flickr haha.
oh ha lupe nak kepoci.TADI KAT KL CENTRAL AKU BELI BEG POLKA DOT OMG OMG COMEL GILE NAK MAMPUS.RM35 je.big bargain!
aku:weh beg ni cantek ak?
tyah:ha ok gak.boleh gua pinjam kadang-kadang.
aku:*muka hodoh tanda tak boleh*
lepas sebuk suruh tyah model beg tuy aku pun beli.SEBAB POLKA DOT DIA WARNA-WARNI WEY KORANG BOLEH RESIST KE BEG SECOMEL ITU OWG OWG.
hihs tengok orang kahwin ni boleh baut aku tergugat la.i mean tergugah.wtf.ade ke tergugah.ok freaky.
oh god bes gila dapt suami kacak woi.like bila keluar jalan-jalan kan boleh shot peole with the "HAHA SUAMI AKU KACAK SUAMI KAU KACAK KEEE." look sambil muka bangga cam baru tahu goreng tempe.
ok jom share random pics.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.yang ni inside joke untuk orang yang ada dekat rumah aku pada 210209.lepas batak kat dy baru aku tahu orang panggil dia vono sebab masa f4 dia pernah bawak sup vono penuh stau beg sekolah.figures kan lee.
ok apasal uninteresting gile taktahan gamba ni.dahla veggies.kalau buah adela jugaaak orang nak tengok.kot.
gambar ni lagi tak interesting lmao.especially kalau ada bam and lee hagahagahag.
"dagu kontot sapa tu?"
"lee."
desperate camwhoring no doubt.apahal kat cermin waspy pon bole tangkap gambar.i guess there are no boundaries in camwhoring lol.
embam buat!haha neat gile an chocolate chip die punye position semue-semue tu fuhh memang wacayasamalu la bam.tapi sayangnye bila aku suruh dada rasa dia patahkan hujung biskut ni and go,"SEDAAAAAAAP GILEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
ni buat aku nak nangis ni.mami was like,"ill have one after dinner." -.-
this shows that even if you injure all of your fingers on your right hand,you can still mess with the chords.with ur,uh,knuckles.if lee can do it,you can too.*reality tv show host punya voice wtf*
the ball that kept me company at 2am when lee suddenly snored while watching 'I Know Who Killed Me".ok why does this sound so wrong.but this ball was really the shiznit.it was so..bouncy.wtf.i wish i had a big blue bouncy exercise ball.phessh.
ni kan blog aku so mesti ada at least satu gambar aku camwhoring depan cermin ok.hagahagaahg.ah sungguh misterius gambar ini sebab tak nampak struktur muka aku.i think i'll be playing with lee punya rules from now on.no aurat,no faces.cool eh.
gambar ni patut ada sfx.
aku:ee tangan kau.
lee:eeeee tangan aku.
camera:SNAP!
abide by the rules of blog camwhoring,no aurat and no faces.and lee's room wasnt as orange-iy as it looks in this picture.but it really lacked sunlight lmao.
jika anda sedang membaca ini dan anda orang yang tengah itu,SILA KAHWINI SAYA SEKARANG.*muka kickass desperate*
apahal aku semangat gile censored muke semua orang.hahaha.aku nak jugak letak gambar ni.tapi bila dah censored nampak pelik.tapi takpe,im playing by the rules after all.
and this will be the last picture of the day halim dah nag aku suruh cepat post lmao.
because not showing your face to the world is a very cool gesture.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful that i finally realized the importance of getting married.you can finally hold hands with that someone you love lmao.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Kerana tak semua yang aku suka tu aku sayang.
fyi most of aku punya title tak pernah nak ada kaetan dengan post aku.kalau ada pun like 0000000000000.0000001% je.so harap maklum ye.title post aku tersangatlah random.
aku pergi tidur rumah lee haritu.TENGOK.parents aku bagi altho i asked them the night before.selalu kalau nak keluar kena tanya a few weeks before weh.and the sleeping over part aku tanya time aku KAT RUMAH LEE.mami was like,"ha?ok."
AKU PUNYALAH BERDEBAR-DEBAR LIKE VXBXMZMZXJSHSGETWUWIWIFGFEKWKSDJFGY PUNYA BERDEBAR NAK TELEFON TAHU TAK.lepastu dia tak mintak alamat and num telefon rumah pulak tu like omgwtfbbq apa dah jadi dengan parents aku.selalu kalau aku nak keluar PULANG HARI pun she wants to know semua kawan aku punya number okay.
this is one effing big improvement.im proud of you mummy.sobs.
rajin do aku pgi tu bangun pukul 630 kooot.aku rasa bm bangun pukul 9.fat tak.ade 30minutes aku tunggu cam tehangak-hangak kat yang lepas keluar tren tu ingat dia nk appear dari tren.tengok-tengok dah ada kat bwah dengan cab dah pun wdf.
pastu gi explore rumah lee jap and turun bawah sebab nak buy baking punye stuff.dekat UO.glamer takbolebela name.Untung Orang ramai lmfao.
ok the usual la blogging with pictures session.
*after 3 seconds of arguments*
fak a aku benci sial bile aku tengah nak blog orang sibuk cam fag nak pakai pc plak.dah beli laptop hp pavilion pusing-pusing tu pakai a laptop sendiri nufag.pissed gile aku rase cam nk mencarut excessively.ni yang membuatkan aku wish aku anak tunggal ni.QWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSZXCVBNM FAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
nampaknye post ni will be continued a.tapi aku taktau bile.ni aku da ade mood nak blog ni ade je nufag nak menghapuskan cite-cite murni aku.FATTING FAT-TURD.rase geram aku ni macam rase geram bile korang nak beli misalnye butter an,and then korang tengok kat tempat butter tu de lagi satu je tinggal.korang da ambik dala butter tu letak dalam trolley.pastu time korang busy buat bende lain ade some scumbag datang ambik butter tu terang-terang and korang takbole buat pape sebab scumbag tu korang kenal and de higher position than korang la or some other shit.GERAM TAK WEI?!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i bot something for someone.and that someone is a girl ye.zomgzz.
aku pergi tidur rumah lee haritu.TENGOK.parents aku bagi altho i asked them the night before.selalu kalau nak keluar kena tanya a few weeks before weh.and the sleeping over part aku tanya time aku KAT RUMAH LEE.mami was like,"ha?ok."
AKU PUNYALAH BERDEBAR-DEBAR LIKE VXBXMZMZXJSHSGETWUWIWIFGFEKWKSDJFGY PUNYA BERDEBAR NAK TELEFON TAHU TAK.lepastu dia tak mintak alamat and num telefon rumah pulak tu like omgwtfbbq apa dah jadi dengan parents aku.selalu kalau aku nak keluar PULANG HARI pun she wants to know semua kawan aku punya number okay.
this is one effing big improvement.im proud of you mummy.sobs.
rajin do aku pgi tu bangun pukul 630 kooot.aku rasa bm bangun pukul 9.fat tak.ade 30minutes aku tunggu cam tehangak-hangak kat yang lepas keluar tren tu ingat dia nk appear dari tren.tengok-tengok dah ada kat bwah dengan cab dah pun wdf.
pastu gi explore rumah lee jap and turun bawah sebab nak buy baking punye stuff.dekat UO.glamer takbolebela name.Untung Orang ramai lmfao.
ok the usual la blogging with pictures session.
*after 3 seconds of arguments*
fak a aku benci sial bile aku tengah nak blog orang sibuk cam fag nak pakai pc plak.dah beli laptop hp pavilion pusing-pusing tu pakai a laptop sendiri nufag.pissed gile aku rase cam nk mencarut excessively.ni yang membuatkan aku wish aku anak tunggal ni.QWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSZXCVBNM FAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
nampaknye post ni will be continued a.tapi aku taktau bile.ni aku da ade mood nak blog ni ade je nufag nak menghapuskan cite-cite murni aku.FATTING FAT-TURD.rase geram aku ni macam rase geram bile korang nak beli misalnye butter an,and then korang tengok kat tempat butter tu de lagi satu je tinggal.korang da ambik dala butter tu letak dalam trolley.pastu time korang busy buat bende lain ade some scumbag datang ambik butter tu terang-terang and korang takbole buat pape sebab scumbag tu korang kenal and de higher position than korang la or some other shit.GERAM TAK WEI?!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because i bot something for someone.and that someone is a girl ye.zomgzz.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Because love is a strange and funny thing.
Masa kecik-kecik dulu aku selalu suka but benda benda yang akan menyebabkan mami dan dada kata, "JANGAN BUAT MACAMTULAH.NANTI HANG JATUH TEGOLEK PADAN MUKA."
no wait.mami was the one with the dialogues.dada ws more relaxed lol.
contoh benda yang aku suka buat dulu ialah pergi menara kl untuk sight seeing and panjat railing so that i'd get a better view.biasalah budak-budak kan mestila kemetot(TPI SEKARANG WA YANG PALING TINGGI GAGAGAGAGA).mcam takde teropong je.sheesh -.-
tapi bila aku panjat tu,aku rasa grip aku dah cukup kuat and macam confirmlah takkan jatuh.tapi semua tanggapan aku berubah bila aku slip and jatuh ke bawah dari tempat sight seeing terebut.
ok tipu.
so back to the story kan.aku rasa grip aku dah cukup kuat dah and aku annoyed gile bile mami dada keep saying "JANGAN!JANGAN!".biasalah sapa yang tak annoyed bila nak buat something and orang kate jangan hehehe.so i vowed yang bila aku dah besar nanti and kalau anak aku buat macam ape yang aku suke buat ni aku takkan kate "JANGAN!" sebab aku percaya yang grip dia kuat macam grip aku dan dia juga tak akan jatuh.
tapi semakin aku dah besar dan baca paper dan tengok banyak freak accidents ni aku berubah fikiran(sorry lah anakku sapa suruh kau lahir lambat).aku baru paham yang the things they kept saying yang aku selalu get annoyed with tu is because they love me and they care about me.nothing more.whatmore saje nak buat aku annoyed.
so sorryla anak-anak yang bakal datang because ill be breathing behind your neck if you ever do things like i used to do.GAHAGAHAGAH FEEL MUMMY'S WRAAAATH LITTLE ONES.
no wait.mami was the one with the dialogues.dada ws more relaxed lol.
contoh benda yang aku suka buat dulu ialah pergi menara kl untuk sight seeing and panjat railing so that i'd get a better view.biasalah budak-budak kan mestila kemetot(TPI SEKARANG WA YANG PALING TINGGI GAGAGAGAGA).mcam takde teropong je.sheesh -.-
tapi bila aku panjat tu,aku rasa grip aku dah cukup kuat and macam confirmlah takkan jatuh.tapi semua tanggapan aku berubah bila aku slip and jatuh ke bawah dari tempat sight seeing terebut.
ok tipu.
so back to the story kan.aku rasa grip aku dah cukup kuat dah and aku annoyed gile bile mami dada keep saying "JANGAN!JANGAN!".biasalah sapa yang tak annoyed bila nak buat something and orang kate jangan hehehe.so i vowed yang bila aku dah besar nanti and kalau anak aku buat macam ape yang aku suke buat ni aku takkan kate "JANGAN!" sebab aku percaya yang grip dia kuat macam grip aku dan dia juga tak akan jatuh.
tapi semakin aku dah besar dan baca paper dan tengok banyak freak accidents ni aku berubah fikiran(sorry lah anakku sapa suruh kau lahir lambat).aku baru paham yang the things they kept saying yang aku selalu get annoyed with tu is because they love me and they care about me.nothing more.whatmore saje nak buat aku annoyed.
so sorryla anak-anak yang bakal datang because ill be breathing behind your neck if you ever do things like i used to do.GAHAGAHAGAH FEEL MUMMY'S WRAAAATH LITTLE ONES.
Because people rarely mean what they say.
harini lagi takde kerja.sejak bangun bukul 1130(improvement siot) sampai sekarang asyik sing along lagu jai ho je -.-
i need to get a life.
nah untuk convenience korang yang sekepleotak dengan aku dan suke sing along lagu jai ho,
I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch ????,
I'll make you hot,
Get what you got,
I'll make you wanna say (Jai Ho)
I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That's how I do it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.
Escape (escape) away (away),
I'll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I'll never lose my chance. (Jai Ho)
Yeaahhhh
I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There's an ocean in my heart,
I will never be the same. (Jai Ho)
Just keep it burnin', yeah baby,
Just keep it comin',
You're gonna find out baby,
I'm one in a million.
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.
I need you,
Gonna make it,
I'm ready,
So take it!
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Jai Ho!
Baila baila!
Jai Ho!
tengok betape tkde kerje nye ku.pheesh.
eh yang version fully indian punye bes jugak.ah bertambah lah keindianan aku jika sing along yang ni lmao.
tapi yang pcd buat lagi catchy sikit ku rasa.yang suara perempuan dalam fully indian punya version macam suara jantan wdf.lepastu tengah-tengah lagu tibe-tibe ade spanish part.WADEFAK.ke aku salah download O.O
baila-baila!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful bcause mommy is coming back today!ok anak cheesy.
i need to get a life.
nah untuk convenience korang yang sekepleotak dengan aku dan suke sing along lagu jai ho,
I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch ????,
I'll make you hot,
Get what you got,
I'll make you wanna say (Jai Ho)
I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That's how I do it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.
Escape (escape) away (away),
I'll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I'll never lose my chance. (Jai Ho)
Yeaahhhh
I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There's an ocean in my heart,
I will never be the same. (Jai Ho)
Just keep it burnin', yeah baby,
Just keep it comin',
You're gonna find out baby,
I'm one in a million.
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.
I need you,
Gonna make it,
I'm ready,
So take it!
You are the reason that I breathe,
You are the reason that I still believe,
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
No there is nothing that can stop us,
Nothing can ever come between us,
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Jai Ho!
Baila baila!
Jai Ho!
tengok betape tkde kerje nye ku.pheesh.
eh yang version fully indian punye bes jugak.ah bertambah lah keindianan aku jika sing along yang ni lmao.
tapi yang pcd buat lagi catchy sikit ku rasa.yang suara perempuan dalam fully indian punya version macam suara jantan wdf.lepastu tengah-tengah lagu tibe-tibe ade spanish part.WADEFAK.ke aku salah download O.O
baila-baila!
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful bcause mommy is coming back today!ok anak cheesy.
I guess i am very indian after all.
i think jai ho is the nicest song everrr.thnks a lot halim for telling me to listen to it lol.
YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT.
and i think the main dude actor is so veryveryvery 100000x cute.with his babyface(?) face and thick eyebrows and mata bulat yang sungguh comel i just go O.O laaa.dont mind my very indian taste.i am half indian after all lol.no make that three quarter indian -.-
ya kalau anda semua mahu tahu lelaki serupa inilah yang amat taste saya.panas,in his own way.and the female cast is called latika.now isnt THAT a coincidence?*giggle giggle*
i cant stop listening to that song now.aaahhh.fat you halim.BUT THE SONG IS SOOO NICEEEEE AASHGDGEUWWUWIEDJJHGCBNCBNXSJSDKKJFIIYJEHSGDHGKFTSJDHFGJWSHDFJG!!
ah yes,dev patel.OMGWTF BBQ HE IS 19?!
we're only..a year apart.ah why am i beginning to sound freaky and obsessed.i think i shud stop typing.AND GO LISTEN TO SOME MORE JAI HO!
boleh mati dengan penuh rasa cinta kalau tengok gambar ni lama-lama.
YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT.
and i think the main dude actor is so veryveryvery 100000x cute.with his babyface(?) face and thick eyebrows and mata bulat yang sungguh comel i just go O.O laaa.dont mind my very indian taste.i am half indian after all lol.no make that three quarter indian -.-
ya kalau anda semua mahu tahu lelaki serupa inilah yang amat taste saya.panas,in his own way.and the female cast is called latika.now isnt THAT a coincidence?*giggle giggle*
i cant stop listening to that song now.aaahhh.fat you halim.BUT THE SONG IS SOOO NICEEEEE AASHGDGEUWWUWIEDJJHGCBNCBNXSJSDKKJFIIYJEHSGDHGKFTSJDHFGJWSHDFJG!!
ah yes,dev patel.OMGWTF BBQ HE IS 19?!
we're only..a year apart.ah why am i beginning to sound freaky and obsessed.i think i shud stop typing.AND GO LISTEN TO SOME MORE JAI HO!
boleh mati dengan penuh rasa cinta kalau tengok gambar ni lama-lama.
because i like them together.
i've finally finished reading that 241 chapters of hana yori dango.and one chapter has about 35 pages.
so ive read about 8435 pages of mangas wdf.
and now i dont have anything to do except admire my new polka dotted cardi and sleep with it.
another one's arriving on friday wohooo!mami wud go ballistic if she knew i bot three cardis in one go.but hey,its MY money kan?hehehegeheg apahal bunyi cam snobbish gile hehegegehege.
oh god this is so boring i can dig up a hole and stuck my head innit.like ostriches do.or emus.or flamingos.oh now im confused.doesnt flamingos usually stay in water?erk oO
results coming out next week.and im just..blank.
right now im feeling like,"whatever happens,happens."
ITS NOT GOOOOOOD.
on another completely unrelated matter,have you ever heard of hand eczema?
no?okay.
i HAVE hand eczema.its like a skin condition,or in my case the palm of my hand.i think it's hereditary because everyone in my family seems to be having,uh,masalah kulit.
its HEREDITARY OK WE'RE NOT SLOBS.or really unhygienic people.i am VEREH hygienic.in school even if theres like a small 0.25 radius-ed spot on my tudong id go bonkers and running to the toilet to clean it as if my life depends on it.and no,i dont have germaphobia or whatever u call the fear against germs.
this is boring.lets google for some delicious pictures.
no wait i have a better idea.
setelah menyetalk azie dengan extreme,aku telah menjumpai satu benda baru iaitu,BOKKO DANCING.
dan sekarang goal aku ialah menjadi bokko dancer terkemuka di malaysia.ok tak logik.
TAPI SERIOUS SHIT NAK BELAJA DOOOOO.azie teach me :D
this thang is the shiznit.
so ive read about 8435 pages of mangas wdf.
and now i dont have anything to do except admire my new polka dotted cardi and sleep with it.
another one's arriving on friday wohooo!mami wud go ballistic if she knew i bot three cardis in one go.but hey,its MY money kan?hehehegeheg apahal bunyi cam snobbish gile hehegegehege.
oh god this is so boring i can dig up a hole and stuck my head innit.like ostriches do.or emus.or flamingos.oh now im confused.doesnt flamingos usually stay in water?erk oO
results coming out next week.and im just..blank.
right now im feeling like,"whatever happens,happens."
ITS NOT GOOOOOOD.
on another completely unrelated matter,have you ever heard of hand eczema?
no?okay.
i HAVE hand eczema.its like a skin condition,or in my case the palm of my hand.i think it's hereditary because everyone in my family seems to be having,uh,masalah kulit.
its HEREDITARY OK WE'RE NOT SLOBS.or really unhygienic people.i am VEREH hygienic.in school even if theres like a small 0.25 radius-ed spot on my tudong id go bonkers and running to the toilet to clean it as if my life depends on it.and no,i dont have germaphobia or whatever u call the fear against germs.
this is boring.lets google for some delicious pictures.
no wait i have a better idea.
setelah menyetalk azie dengan extreme,aku telah menjumpai satu benda baru iaitu,BOKKO DANCING.
dan sekarang goal aku ialah menjadi bokko dancer terkemuka di malaysia.ok tak logik.
TAPI SERIOUS SHIT NAK BELAJA DOOOOO.azie teach me :D
this thang is the shiznit.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Because some things come a long way.
the life of a non worker is so..unproductive.
today was worst by far.i woke up at what,2pm?
figures la i slept at 530 yesterday reading hana yori dango.its so addictive i cant bladi sleep.and now my body is malfunctioning.
meme told me she heard somewhere that during the entire 8 hours of sleep,regularly being from 10-6,ur body is being repaired in stages.like from 10-11 your brain is being repaired.from 11-12 ur blood circulation or some other shit.
so that means i wasnt repaired at all last night O.O
im such a wreck.
well anywhose,my colorful polka dotted cardi finally arrived today!satu lori(ok exaggerate.van je kot) datang depan rumah i lalu tingtong sambil menjerit-jerit nama cantik i diluar pagar.ya mengapa aku harus jadi sungguh vain seperti ini.lee,penyakit kau sungguh contagious.STAY AWAY.wdf.satu yang saya tidak puas hati adalah merupakan kenapa harga post sungguh mahal -.-
oh ya jika anda berkenan untuk melihat kecantikan cardi rm50(HAGAGAHAGAGHA WA SUDAH CAKAP SHOPPING ONLINE MURAAAAAAH) saya,sila scroll sikit saja
BE ENVIOUSS.sape kate buruk aku ketok kepale dengan batu lesung.I MEAN IT.cantik kan kan kan kan?(SAY BLADI YES)
but the turn off is that it falls just a bit below my butt.i think its too short aaahhh.but the sleeves were long tho.maybe it wud look okay if paired with a plain colored sleeveless long top inside.any suggestions?
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful for my cardigans lah.what else lmao.
today was worst by far.i woke up at what,2pm?
figures la i slept at 530 yesterday reading hana yori dango.its so addictive i cant bladi sleep.and now my body is malfunctioning.
meme told me she heard somewhere that during the entire 8 hours of sleep,regularly being from 10-6,ur body is being repaired in stages.like from 10-11 your brain is being repaired.from 11-12 ur blood circulation or some other shit.
so that means i wasnt repaired at all last night O.O
im such a wreck.
well anywhose,my colorful polka dotted cardi finally arrived today!satu lori(ok exaggerate.van je kot) datang depan rumah i lalu tingtong sambil menjerit-jerit nama cantik i diluar pagar.ya mengapa aku harus jadi sungguh vain seperti ini.lee,penyakit kau sungguh contagious.STAY AWAY.wdf.satu yang saya tidak puas hati adalah merupakan kenapa harga post sungguh mahal -.-
oh ya jika anda berkenan untuk melihat kecantikan cardi rm50(HAGAGAHAGAGHA WA SUDAH CAKAP SHOPPING ONLINE MURAAAAAAH) saya,sila scroll sikit saja
BE ENVIOUSS.sape kate buruk aku ketok kepale dengan batu lesung.I MEAN IT.cantik kan kan kan kan?(SAY BLADI YES)
but the turn off is that it falls just a bit below my butt.i think its too short aaahhh.but the sleeves were long tho.maybe it wud look okay if paired with a plain colored sleeveless long top inside.any suggestions?
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful for my cardigans lah.what else lmao.
Because happy endings arent meant for everyone.
i deleted you from my list.i should have done it a long time ago.you were a burden then,and you still are now.but i've decided to get rid of that burden that's been weighing me down.i deleted you.from my list.from my memories.from my heart.from my life.so that i wont have to see you online again.so that i wont feel empty,deserted,ignored and alone when you go offline.i don't want to be hanged by a thin thread anymore.i don't wanna walk on thin ice.
if you were contented enough to let me go,why should i be hanging on the edge and still hoping that you would hold out your hands for me to reach when you've already turned and walked away?
deleting you is equal to finally letting go.
and i hope our paths will never cross again.ever.
if you were contented enough to let me go,why should i be hanging on the edge and still hoping that you would hold out your hands for me to reach when you've already turned and walked away?
deleting you is equal to finally letting go.
and i hope our paths will never cross again.ever.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Rainy days.
Woke up at twelve.took a shower.did some washing.went down.played with naqeb.ate some karipap.went online.got bored.played xbox.got super bored.blogged.
THNKYOU FOR ONE MANGA.
god i forgot bout how boring it is to just sit at home all day long and do absolutely nothing.now i wanna go to work bak -.-'
because im so boreeed im gonna google on,uh.
aha!
SHARKS.
ok i know,gile takde kerje.you can choose not to read it tho.ini adalah merupakan hanya menambah pengetahuan tentang ikan jerung kerana saya sungguh tida kerja.
oh god asal cam boring gile topik.
IZ DE BLANKS.
THNKYOU FOR ONE MANGA.
god i forgot bout how boring it is to just sit at home all day long and do absolutely nothing.now i wanna go to work bak -.-'
because im so boreeed im gonna google on,uh.
aha!
SHARKS.
ok i know,gile takde kerje.you can choose not to read it tho.ini adalah merupakan hanya menambah pengetahuan tentang ikan jerung kerana saya sungguh tida kerja.
oh god asal cam boring gile topik.
IZ DE BLANKS.
Why ladies today are still single.
why lah?
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
i have never seen anything so true O.O
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because im left alone to rot in this big dumb house.NOT.
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
i have never seen anything so true O.O
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful because im left alone to rot in this big dumb house.NOT.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Keep it long.Its getting longer.Now slice it off.
cashew nuts are comfort food.but chocolate still tops my list baybeh.
LEE TERIMA KSIH KERANA TELAH MENGGODAM BLOG GUA SEHINGGA MENJADI CANTIK DAN TAMPAK LEBIH BERSERI DAN COMPLETE.
WA SAYANG SAMA LU!*muntah hijau*
esok mami dan dada mahu pergi kelantan.sebab nk beli beras swt -.-'
ni sbb boring tkde bende nk bwat so ill post pictures that lee FINALLEH gave me yesterday.
gambar ni macam ade aurA misteri gile.bile orang tengok macam,"eh,tangan sapa tu." or "dagu sapa yng kontot tu." or "cantik sial cardigan pink ni." HAHAHAHA.ya inilah cardi yang aku beli online dan sibuk terjerit-jerit dalam blog ni.
siang tadi ku telah membeli dua lgi cardi.AKU IALAH YANG CARDI ADDICT.
akhirnya tudung saje telah digunakan dalam erti kata sebenar.walaupun tiada lubang untuk muka dan belakang hancorr.mangsa dalam gambar ialah tidak lain dan tidak bukan,dy.
and yes.dapur aku semak.aku tahu.disebabkan rumah aku yang setinggan kadang-kadang sampai sebelas orang di dalamnya we have no other choice other than to meletakkan semua pinggan,tupperware,kuali dan besen di dalam dapur.where it belongs(?)
cupckes yang pura-pura jadi.eh wait.ni batch yang jadi.kot.kan.dada told me they were "sedap gile".but lee said otherwise.its either lee has high taste in cupcakes or theres something wrong with dada's tongue.I STILL THINK THEY TASTE GREAT.
the so-called egg tarts on the other hand,were DISASTROUS.
oven fresh naked(?) cupcakes!and bantut ones too.i guess this is the effect of baking with lat lmao.AND THEY LOOK YUMMMMEEEE.at least i think so.
lee:why arent they rising like they always do?!
the rest of us: -.-"
that retarded smiling gooey cupcake substance kept appearing in my nightmare.as usual,dy's artistic skills couldn't be covered with the birth of this retarded smiling gooey.eurghhh.
check out the middle one.it exploded in the oven.the scene was so horrendous lee peed in her pants.and we all had to clean after her.
ok jk jk.it was ABOUT to explode.all of us were ogling like ukwetgehgfweyr at the oven and lee HAD to barge in and took it OUT.spoilsport.pffft.
you can guess who the fat stubby fingers belong to lmao.whisking can make ur hands fall off.LENGUH CAM UYRGKKKKJSCMAKWEG.
we were NOT trying to bake pink-colored puke.eventho it really looked like we were.its supposed to be egg tart iuwertfgqkwgy.but it still looks like puke no?
there wasn't any pictures when we were decorating because everybody was so kickass busy hogging the decorations nobody even thought about snapping some decorating pictures.swt.so there are only post-decorating pictures lol.
i decorated cupcakes for mama,dada,lin,tyah and me lol.
ok i haf to stop bloggin now.some retarded asshole is biting my ass off.fatting fathead.
LEE TERIMA KSIH KERANA TELAH MENGGODAM BLOG GUA SEHINGGA MENJADI CANTIK DAN TAMPAK LEBIH BERSERI DAN COMPLETE.
WA SAYANG SAMA LU!*muntah hijau*
esok mami dan dada mahu pergi kelantan.sebab nk beli beras swt -.-'
ni sbb boring tkde bende nk bwat so ill post pictures that lee FINALLEH gave me yesterday.
gambar ni macam ade aurA misteri gile.bile orang tengok macam,"eh,tangan sapa tu." or "dagu sapa yng kontot tu." or "cantik sial cardigan pink ni." HAHAHAHA.ya inilah cardi yang aku beli online dan sibuk terjerit-jerit dalam blog ni.
siang tadi ku telah membeli dua lgi cardi.AKU IALAH YANG CARDI ADDICT.
akhirnya tudung saje telah digunakan dalam erti kata sebenar.walaupun tiada lubang untuk muka dan belakang hancorr.mangsa dalam gambar ialah tidak lain dan tidak bukan,dy.
and yes.dapur aku semak.aku tahu.disebabkan rumah aku yang setinggan kadang-kadang sampai sebelas orang di dalamnya we have no other choice other than to meletakkan semua pinggan,tupperware,kuali dan besen di dalam dapur.where it belongs(?)
cupckes yang pura-pura jadi.eh wait.ni batch yang jadi.kot.kan.dada told me they were "sedap gile".but lee said otherwise.its either lee has high taste in cupcakes or theres something wrong with dada's tongue.I STILL THINK THEY TASTE GREAT.
the so-called egg tarts on the other hand,were DISASTROUS.
oven fresh naked(?) cupcakes!and bantut ones too.i guess this is the effect of baking with lat lmao.AND THEY LOOK YUMMMMEEEE.at least i think so.
lee:why arent they rising like they always do?!
the rest of us: -.-"
that retarded smiling gooey cupcake substance kept appearing in my nightmare.as usual,dy's artistic skills couldn't be covered with the birth of this retarded smiling gooey.eurghhh.
check out the middle one.it exploded in the oven.the scene was so horrendous lee peed in her pants.and we all had to clean after her.
ok jk jk.it was ABOUT to explode.all of us were ogling like ukwetgehgfweyr at the oven and lee HAD to barge in and took it OUT.spoilsport.pffft.
you can guess who the fat stubby fingers belong to lmao.whisking can make ur hands fall off.LENGUH CAM UYRGKKKKJSCMAKWEG.
we were NOT trying to bake pink-colored puke.eventho it really looked like we were.its supposed to be egg tart iuwertfgqkwgy.but it still looks like puke no?
there wasn't any pictures when we were decorating because everybody was so kickass busy hogging the decorations nobody even thought about snapping some decorating pictures.swt.so there are only post-decorating pictures lol.
i decorated cupcakes for mama,dada,lin,tyah and me lol.
ok i haf to stop bloggin now.some retarded asshole is biting my ass off.fatting fathead.
If life was a fairytale id be the frog.
oh dude the nonworking life is so boring.
and when you get bored,Google is always the answer!
so out of extreme boredom,i googled out phobias since ive been googling about hodophobia the whole day anyways.
dont tell me you dont know what hodophobia means.HAHA I DONT TOO.well until yesterday.
see,i have a fear of driving.I CANT DRIVE.ok i know i haven't even tried it but seriously lah.i know i cant do it.you have to look at lik so many mirrors and you have to shift the right gear and be lik really careful on the road and lik be aware of all the cars around you and stuff.
ITS TOO HARD FOR ME O.O
or im just a lazy ass.either way,i am definitely NOT taking license in the near future.and yes halim,my TROLLEY license too lol.
why do i always go astray from what i was supposed to blog about?pheeeesshh.
so i googled up the word 'phobias' and guess what happened?
A LIST OF ALL THE PHOBIAS IN THE WORLD POPS UP.
and that,was one very cool list.you should check it out.
here are my personal favorites(ok apahal ade personal favorites phobia),
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Androphobia- Fear of men.(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
and et cetera et cetera.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful ive confirmed payment for my other two cardigans yuhu!
and when you get bored,Google is always the answer!
so out of extreme boredom,i googled out phobias since ive been googling about hodophobia the whole day anyways.
dont tell me you dont know what hodophobia means.HAHA I DONT TOO.well until yesterday.
see,i have a fear of driving.I CANT DRIVE.ok i know i haven't even tried it but seriously lah.i know i cant do it.you have to look at lik so many mirrors and you have to shift the right gear and be lik really careful on the road and lik be aware of all the cars around you and stuff.
ITS TOO HARD FOR ME O.O
or im just a lazy ass.either way,i am definitely NOT taking license in the near future.and yes halim,my TROLLEY license too lol.
why do i always go astray from what i was supposed to blog about?pheeeesshh.
so i googled up the word 'phobias' and guess what happened?
A LIST OF ALL THE PHOBIAS IN THE WORLD POPS UP.
and that,was one very cool list.you should check it out.
here are my personal favorites(ok apahal ade personal favorites phobia),
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Androphobia- Fear of men.(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
and et cetera et cetera.
Today's Grateful Splink:
Im grateful ive confirmed payment for my other two cardigans yuhu!
She had short hair and was very pretty.
"because blogging is my only source of comfort."
im referring to one of lee's latest entries.
so i saw the video of mickey hays,the coolest kid with progeria ever.and then fter the video ended another two videos popped up(tahulah youtube punya sistem tu kan).and then i saw a video titled Juliana Wetmore.
she was born without a face.literally.Juliana has treacher collins syndrome which means that 30-40% of her facial bones weren't developed during the time she was in the womb.she didn't even have eye sockets and her eyeballs were like just hanging on her face.
Thankyou Allah The Almighty for creating me as perfect a human being as can be.Altho i may not be as pretty as anyone who IS pretty im still thankful because i have the right amount of body parts and they're all functioning flawlessly and i dont face any real difficulties in life.
Thankyou,thankyou :)
im referring to one of lee's latest entries.
so i saw the video of mickey hays,the coolest kid with progeria ever.and then fter the video ended another two videos popped up(tahulah youtube punya sistem tu kan).and then i saw a video titled Juliana Wetmore.
she was born without a face.literally.Juliana has treacher collins syndrome which means that 30-40% of her facial bones weren't developed during the time she was in the womb.she didn't even have eye sockets and her eyeballs were like just hanging on her face.
Thankyou Allah The Almighty for creating me as perfect a human being as can be.Altho i may not be as pretty as anyone who IS pretty im still thankful because i have the right amount of body parts and they're all functioning flawlessly and i dont face any real difficulties in life.
Thankyou,thankyou :)
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