Hari ini saya pergi one utama yang sudah tidak terletak di belakang rumah lagi bersama mami dan tyah.konon nya nak shopping raya lah tapi i didnt really bought anything pun.cit.
but i did bought my first pair of skechers.which cost,well,a whole lot more than what my shoes averagely costs.and surprisingly mami payed for it without saying things like,
"lepas ni kena belajar rajin-rajin tau dah beli kasut ni"
ya mak aku memang suka cakap macam ni -_-
so like whatever she bought for me macam motivation for me to do better in my studies la.
HAHA FAT CHAAAAAANNCCEEEEEEEE.
dekat ou tadi i did see la a LOOOOOOOOOOTTT of tops id like to see hanging in my closet.
tapi tapi tapiiiiiiiiiiiiii,mami tak bagi beli T_T
dekat promod ada satu bohemian maxi dress yang sangat cantik warna purple flower-flowery sikit sangat sweet jika dipadankan dengan cardigan berwarna light purple.
but she insisted on me buying, A SKIRT.
yes people,
AN EFFING SKIRT.
kawan-kawan yang kenal aku pasti tahu i am SOOO NOOOOOOOOTTT a,uh,skirty person.sebab aku seorang yang sangat hyperactive dan sentiasa melompat kesana sini so a skirt would like totally limit my movement into some sopan-ayu chick.
which i soooo am NOT.
oh and it get's bettttterrr.mami wants me to buy a skirt yang ada duyung punya cut tu.orang panggil kain duyung kot.it's like boot cut pants in skirt cut(?)
masa wedding kazen aku dulu aku pakai mini kurung dengan skirt duyung la.
i have never felt so feminine-ish in my entire life -_-
TAK BOLEH JALAN KENGKANG LANGSUNG SIOT.
and sekental mana pun aku menentang pembelian skirt duyung tersebut,semakin aku tidak dilayan.
cit.
so i figured something that could be made as an excuse to NOT wear a skirt.
and instead of a skirt,she allowed me to buy a maxi dress!
which is 4753287453847583939847533984 times BETTERRR than a hfvjwegf skirt.
tapi tak jumpa pun maxi dress dekat ou mana nak cari ni T_T
sapa-sapa tahu katmana ada jual maxi dresses(takheran sleveless ke with sleeves) TOLONGLAH BERITAHU I YA!
i takmahu pakai skirt :|
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Im still hunggrreeehhh.
Well i went to pavi today.mami wanted to look at the shops there bikos i cakap got many handbags eheh hehe hehehehe.
tapi sorrylah mami sebab tak ada kedai chanel and thus,no handbag.just miles and miles of destinationless walking.
dahlah puasa.
dahlah lapar.
-_-
unbeknownst juga bahawa ada orang stalk aku tadi ketika melintas jalan hahagahgaha.well okay tak stalk pun sebenarnya.he just saw me across the road.
bukan nak cakap hai melambai sambil tersenyum girang.
cit.
okay tyah ade kat seblah sangat takde privesi nak menulis.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
tapi sorrylah mami sebab tak ada kedai chanel and thus,no handbag.just miles and miles of destinationless walking.
dahlah puasa.
dahlah lapar.
-_-
unbeknownst juga bahawa ada orang stalk aku tadi ketika melintas jalan hahagahgaha.well okay tak stalk pun sebenarnya.he just saw me across the road.
bukan nak cakap hai melambai sambil tersenyum girang.
cit.
okay tyah ade kat seblah sangat takde privesi nak menulis.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
15 years ago
Or probably 14 years ago i dont really remember how old this picture is
sorry ye gambar ini sangat sexy dan tidak menutup aurat.masa kecik-kecik aku ni stok pakai short dresses macamni je.short dresses with matching underpants.underpants which are worn over diapers -_-
sexy taaaaaaaaaaaaaaak akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
oh god aku ingat gila dress yang ni.it was like,my favourite dress i think.sebab matching underpants dia sangat comel ehehehehehehe.
kalau aku ada anak aku pun nak pakaikan dia dengan cute short dresses with matching underpants lah.i wonder if they sell it like that anymore.ke baju ni nenek aku yang buat?
erk.
i merasakan bahawa gambar ni agak hudoh kerana hidung mancung cantik i nampak agak penyek dan tidak menonjol dalam gambar ini.dah jadi ala-ala hidung tyah dah ni HAHAHA.
gambar ini juga merupakan bukti bahawa aku berkulit cerah semasa kecil dahulu dan menjadi gelap kerana overexposure to ultraviolet rays.
mak kenapa biar saya main dekat luar lama-lama mak T_T
kenapa juga masa kecik dulu mak suap saya makan banyak-banyak sampai jadi gebu macam tu bila dah besar saya jadi kurus kering macam a walking skeleton mak T_T
i hope i'll end up marrying a chinese convert or something and end up having kids which will look like naqib,AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D
yang mata sepet-sepet bulat,yang kulit tanned-tanned,yang pipi labuh-labuh gebu-gebu,yang rambut lurus halus gemalai lembut macam punggungnya(?)
i want a baby :|
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Prank call gone HORRIBLY wrong.
So i was listening to this video on youtube.
its about this girl,who called up a radio station because she wanted kanye west tickets.but in order to get those tickets,she would have to do a prank on a husband which would be,
i think this is one serious prank,
she would have to tell him that their 9 year old son is not his and get him to tell her that he still loves her and their son no matter what.
so okaylah,she was talking to her husband kan,
and then she said,
"well honey you know,logan(their son) isnt actually..yours.you remember nine years ago that you were questioning me about this co-worker guy?well,i was really wasted at a party and well,you know"
well it went something lik that lah.
and the husband was like
"WHAT?ARE YOU SERIOUS?you called me up in trhe middle of a wednesday and tell me all this?ARE YOU INSANE OR SOMETHING?"
and the girl just kept telling him
"i know honey i know.but it's just that i wanna be really honest with you and i hope that we could work this out."
and then he blurted,
"so are we being honest with each other now?you wanna be honest?well ive been sleeping with your sister for the past year!am i being honest enough now?"
and the girl was speechless.
after a few speechless seconds the DJ interrupted
"hey,uh,pete(the husband's name)?this is ___(the station's name) and you're on air.andrea's just telling you this so she could get kanye west tickets.ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
and the husband was all like
"i dont wanna talk about this on air"
and the girl was like
"omg you're so disgusting we're gonna have a serious talk when i get back home"
oh jeez.that was one prank call gone SERIOUSLY HORRIBLY wrong.
for full video click here.
its about this girl,who called up a radio station because she wanted kanye west tickets.but in order to get those tickets,she would have to do a prank on a husband which would be,
i think this is one serious prank,
she would have to tell him that their 9 year old son is not his and get him to tell her that he still loves her and their son no matter what.
so okaylah,she was talking to her husband kan,
and then she said,
"well honey you know,logan(their son) isnt actually..yours.you remember nine years ago that you were questioning me about this co-worker guy?well,i was really wasted at a party and well,you know"
well it went something lik that lah.
and the husband was like
"WHAT?ARE YOU SERIOUS?you called me up in trhe middle of a wednesday and tell me all this?ARE YOU INSANE OR SOMETHING?"
and the girl just kept telling him
"i know honey i know.but it's just that i wanna be really honest with you and i hope that we could work this out."
and then he blurted,
"so are we being honest with each other now?you wanna be honest?well ive been sleeping with your sister for the past year!am i being honest enough now?"
and the girl was speechless.
after a few speechless seconds the DJ interrupted
"hey,uh,pete(the husband's name)?this is ___(the station's name) and you're on air.andrea's just telling you this so she could get kanye west tickets.ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
and the husband was all like
"i dont wanna talk about this on air"
and the girl was like
"omg you're so disgusting we're gonna have a serious talk when i get back home"
oh jeez.that was one prank call gone SERIOUSLY HORRIBLY wrong.
for full video click here.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Home Quarantine
Pagi tadi aku bangun rasa macam tahi.no seriously.rasa macam tahi gilaaaaaaaaaaa.dalam kata lainnya,i felt shitty lah eheh.
aku tersedar pukul lapan tapi aku sambung tidur sampai 130(kelas start pukul dua bagus kan akuuu) kerana keshittyan yang aku sedang feel.
lepas bangun aku pun pergilah mandi.selalunya biasa je air sejuk tu aku dah immune lah terhadapa kesejukannye.tapi pagi ni when i had my shower i felt that the water was icy cold.and i shivered like !@#$%^&* sementara nak tunggu habis mandi tu.
ketika ini aku masih rasa shitty.
lepas mandi bersiap bercantik berdandan aku pun berjalanlah pergi kelas.rasa sungguh shitty sepanjang perjalanan ke kelas itu.wait.tadi aku ade bio lab.so okaylah,perjalanan ke bio lab.
sampai sahaje disini aku pun masuklah dan menjalankanlah eksperimen.sepanjang menjalankan experiment rasa keshittyan aku bertambah.dah la lab partner banyak membebel.aku tak layan nanti die kate aku socially awkward plak.
so terpaksalah aku melayan kebebelannya dengan diri aku yang rasa semakin shitty every minute ni.
lepas kelas bio ada chemistry pulak -_- tapi sebab lab kan habis je buat eksperimentasi sir lepas semue orang awal.ada la like 45 minutes awal.aku pun dengan nekadnya pergilah klinik campus tu sebab rasa keshittyan yang ekstrim sekali.sampai sahaj di klinik aku pun register lah untuk berdating dengan doktor for a few minutes.
masatu doktor lelaki benggali kot.lucky me -_-
a few minutes later aku pun dipanggilah masuk.setelah dokte mengecek aku,rupa-rupanya keshittyan aku sepanjang hari adalah disebabkan kerana demam panas 39 digri selsies.
PANAS GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
so no wonder lah aku rasa amat shitty dan kepala aku macam nak meletup sepanjang hari.
selepas berkata apa yang peru aku pun keluarlah dari bilik doktor itu.nurse pula panggil lalu berkata,
"awak pakai mask eh.awak ni kene home quarantine ni.awak nak balik rumah ke quarantine dekat klinik je?"
O.O WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
nurse juga kata kalau demam hot hot tak baik sampai tiga hari maka pergilah klinik untuk membuat ujian H1N1.
dahlah dokte bagi aku mc sampai hari jumaat.lepastu sambunglah sabtu ahad isnin cuti merdeka.enam hari weeeeeeehhh aku cutiii.
banyaknya class yang aku akan miss.dahlah final lagi sebulan T-T
tapi cuti banyak hari pun tak guna jika masih rasa shitty seperti ini -_-
okaylah aku nak pergi tidur.
p/s:tem jangan bunuh aku,aku online sekejap jeeeee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
aku tersedar pukul lapan tapi aku sambung tidur sampai 130(kelas start pukul dua bagus kan akuuu) kerana keshittyan yang aku sedang feel.
lepas bangun aku pun pergilah mandi.selalunya biasa je air sejuk tu aku dah immune lah terhadapa kesejukannye.tapi pagi ni when i had my shower i felt that the water was icy cold.and i shivered like !@#$%^&* sementara nak tunggu habis mandi tu.
ketika ini aku masih rasa shitty.
lepas mandi bersiap bercantik berdandan aku pun berjalanlah pergi kelas.rasa sungguh shitty sepanjang perjalanan ke kelas itu.wait.tadi aku ade bio lab.so okaylah,perjalanan ke bio lab.
sampai sahaje disini aku pun masuklah dan menjalankanlah eksperimen.sepanjang menjalankan experiment rasa keshittyan aku bertambah.dah la lab partner banyak membebel.aku tak layan nanti die kate aku socially awkward plak.
so terpaksalah aku melayan kebebelannya dengan diri aku yang rasa semakin shitty every minute ni.
lepas kelas bio ada chemistry pulak -_- tapi sebab lab kan habis je buat eksperimentasi sir lepas semue orang awal.ada la like 45 minutes awal.aku pun dengan nekadnya pergilah klinik campus tu sebab rasa keshittyan yang ekstrim sekali.sampai sahaj di klinik aku pun register lah untuk berdating dengan doktor for a few minutes.
masatu doktor lelaki benggali kot.lucky me -_-
a few minutes later aku pun dipanggilah masuk.setelah dokte mengecek aku,rupa-rupanya keshittyan aku sepanjang hari adalah disebabkan kerana demam panas 39 digri selsies.
PANAS GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
so no wonder lah aku rasa amat shitty dan kepala aku macam nak meletup sepanjang hari.
selepas berkata apa yang peru aku pun keluarlah dari bilik doktor itu.nurse pula panggil lalu berkata,
"awak pakai mask eh.awak ni kene home quarantine ni.awak nak balik rumah ke quarantine dekat klinik je?"
O.O WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
nurse juga kata kalau demam hot hot tak baik sampai tiga hari maka pergilah klinik untuk membuat ujian H1N1.
dahlah dokte bagi aku mc sampai hari jumaat.lepastu sambunglah sabtu ahad isnin cuti merdeka.enam hari weeeeeeehhh aku cutiii.
banyaknya class yang aku akan miss.dahlah final lagi sebulan T-T
tapi cuti banyak hari pun tak guna jika masih rasa shitty seperti ini -_-
okaylah aku nak pergi tidur.
p/s:tem jangan bunuh aku,aku online sekejap jeeeee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Bersempena dengan Ramadhan,
Kononnya tengah tahan diri dari nak window shopping dekat Diary of an e-shopaholic lah.
tapi susah sebab dah biasa hari-hari pun tengok updates on the lastest tops and maxi dresses and tights and bags and and and and and and and and *berhaiperventilasi*
so sempena dengan bulan ramadhan ni aku nak ubahlah selera tengok online shops yang menjual pakaian-pakaian menutup aurat,CIH.
tapi local punya susahnya ak cari yang banyak international dahlah baju sangat cantik-cantik supan-supan T_T
contohnya The Hijab Shop niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.omg look at the jilbabs and the tops and the pants CANTIKCANTIKNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
kenapa harus di uk,KENAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
macamana aku nak beli ni dahlah tengah ada clearance sale all the tops off 60% and all the pants off 50%.
geram tak -_-
plus,dahlah pakai pound sterling.mati hidup balik mati hidup balik aku taktahu macamana nak bayar.
agaknya boleh tak aku suruh aunty bah belikan?tapi die duduk dekat-dekat bradford cisssssssssssss.
kenapa takda kawan-kawan yang sedang menetap di uk ataupun akan ke uk mengapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
nampaknya kena settle down with malaysian modest tops je lah.
cit.
tapi susah sebab dah biasa hari-hari pun tengok updates on the lastest tops and maxi dresses and tights and bags and and and and and and and and *berhaiperventilasi*
so sempena dengan bulan ramadhan ni aku nak ubahlah selera tengok online shops yang menjual pakaian-pakaian menutup aurat,CIH.
tapi local punya susahnya ak cari yang banyak international dahlah baju sangat cantik-cantik supan-supan T_T
contohnya The Hijab Shop niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.omg look at the jilbabs and the tops and the pants CANTIKCANTIKNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
kenapa harus di uk,KENAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
macamana aku nak beli ni dahlah tengah ada clearance sale all the tops off 60% and all the pants off 50%.
geram tak -_-
plus,dahlah pakai pound sterling.mati hidup balik mati hidup balik aku taktahu macamana nak bayar.
agaknya boleh tak aku suruh aunty bah belikan?tapi die duduk dekat-dekat bradford cisssssssssssss.
kenapa takda kawan-kawan yang sedang menetap di uk ataupun akan ke uk mengapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
nampaknya kena settle down with malaysian modest tops je lah.
cit.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Selamat Ramadhan!
happy ramadhan!
eh.
adake ucapan macamtu?macam happy birthday,happy father's day.
happy ramadhan?erk.
oh yeah.
ramadhan al-mubarak.
eh apa ni -_-
anyways,
let's all welcome this year's ramadhan with open arms and a big wideeee open heart!
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cerita amusing hari ini.
kelas math pukul dua petang.lepas kelas chemistry terus jalan pergi ABC.kelas kat mahalah lelaki like boleh tak like erk.awkward gila kadang-kadang nampak brothers jalan-jalan topless dahlah badan tak sexy eheheheheheehehehhe.
okay sambung cerita
sampai abc,tundukkan pandangan dari topless brothers dan berjalan terus straight menuju ke kelas.okayy sir belum masuk.dilideli naw sir ni.tengok kawan DQ I dan kawan DQ II dah sampai.
jalan sampai kerusi.duduk sebelah kawan DQ I.
kawan DQ I : eh tkah awak dah tengok tak cerite seventeen again?
saya : hah?
kawan DQ I:alaaa yang zac efron berlakon tuuu.
saya : ohh.belom lagi.asal? *muka wtf tahap euryfgwkjfvekvfe*
kawan DQ I : tengoklaaa.bes cite die.zac macam lain sikit la daripade time die berlakon dalam high school musical tu.
saya : haha yeke.oh okayy.*masih mengekalkan muka wtffff*
kawan DQ I : nak tengok cakapla tau.haritu kite beli dvd die ekat pasar malam.
saya : oraiit.*muke wtf yang belum habis*
sir pun masuk dengan baju ketatnya.sedang menyalin-nyalin segala jadah haraam yang sir tulis kat whiteboard tu,
"let the rain fall down,and wake my dreams let it wash away,my sanity....."
*toleh kanan*
nak tahu siapa nyanyi?
kawan DQ II.
ROCK TAAAAAAAAAAAAK KAWAN-KAWAN DQ AKU TAHU HILARY DUFF DAN ZAC EFRON DAN SIAP RECOMMEND LAGI SURUH TENGOK CERITA ZAC EFRON SIAP NYANYI LAGII LAGU HILARY DUF DALAM KELAS WALAUPUN LAGU LAPUK LIKE OMG AKU INGAT BUDAK-BUDAK DQ TAU RANCANGAN TIBI AL-HIDAYAH JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
gila stereotypical aku -_-
eh.
adake ucapan macamtu?macam happy birthday,happy father's day.
happy ramadhan?erk.
oh yeah.
ramadhan al-mubarak.
eh apa ni -_-
anyways,
let's all welcome this year's ramadhan with open arms and a big wideeee open heart!
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cerita amusing hari ini.
kelas math pukul dua petang.lepas kelas chemistry terus jalan pergi ABC.kelas kat mahalah lelaki like boleh tak like erk.awkward gila kadang-kadang nampak brothers jalan-jalan topless dahlah badan tak sexy eheheheheheehehehhe.
okay sambung cerita
sampai abc,tundukkan pandangan dari topless brothers dan berjalan terus straight menuju ke kelas.okayy sir belum masuk.dilideli naw sir ni.tengok kawan DQ I dan kawan DQ II dah sampai.
jalan sampai kerusi.duduk sebelah kawan DQ I.
kawan DQ I : eh tkah awak dah tengok tak cerite seventeen again?
saya : hah?
kawan DQ I:alaaa yang zac efron berlakon tuuu.
saya : ohh.belom lagi.asal? *muka wtf tahap euryfgwkjfvekvfe*
kawan DQ I : tengoklaaa.bes cite die.zac macam lain sikit la daripade time die berlakon dalam high school musical tu.
saya : haha yeke.oh okayy.*masih mengekalkan muka wtffff*
kawan DQ I : nak tengok cakapla tau.haritu kite beli dvd die ekat pasar malam.
saya : oraiit.*muke wtf yang belum habis*
sir pun masuk dengan baju ketatnya.sedang menyalin-nyalin segala jadah haraam yang sir tulis kat whiteboard tu,
"let the rain fall down,and wake my dreams let it wash away,my sanity....."
*toleh kanan*
nak tahu siapa nyanyi?
kawan DQ II.
ROCK TAAAAAAAAAAAAK KAWAN-KAWAN DQ AKU TAHU HILARY DUFF DAN ZAC EFRON DAN SIAP RECOMMEND LAGI SURUH TENGOK CERITA ZAC EFRON SIAP NYANYI LAGII LAGU HILARY DUF DALAM KELAS WALAUPUN LAGU LAPUK LIKE OMG AKU INGAT BUDAK-BUDAK DQ TAU RANCANGAN TIBI AL-HIDAYAH JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
gila stereotypical aku -_-
Happy birthday daddy :) oh yeah.and jat too.
Hari ini hari jadi bapa kesayangan saya yang amat saya sayang seribujutakaliribusartuspuluhsatrillionbillion sayang.
i send him a poem just now i BUAT SENDIRI TAU ECEH CEH CEH(although i know he's positively in bed already hih),
"you gave me whatever i asked for,
regardless when we were rich or poor,
you know how to keep me smiling all day,
with all those funny things you say.
your soothing words kept me going strong,
you'll tell me nicely if i did something i wrong,
comforting me is what you do best,
when i bring home a flunked test.
for all those things you did and still do,
i know it's because you love me as i love you too."
wow.poetic(?) jugak aku ni rupanya,EHEH.
happy birthday daddy!i reaaaaalllyyy reeaaaaalllyyy love you ;)
oh and dekat jat pun i bagi ucapan jugak(my brother and my father share the same birth date.how awkward is that -_-),
"oit abang buruk,happy 29th birthday!nak hadiah tunggu skoleshit masuk.EHEH."
nampak tak betapa jauhnya beza kasih sayang aku pada bapa tersayang dan pada abang terburuk?
jwegtfuewrkgjvekwr.
i send him a poem just now i BUAT SENDIRI TAU ECEH CEH CEH(although i know he's positively in bed already hih),
"you gave me whatever i asked for,
regardless when we were rich or poor,
you know how to keep me smiling all day,
with all those funny things you say.
your soothing words kept me going strong,
you'll tell me nicely if i did something i wrong,
comforting me is what you do best,
when i bring home a flunked test.
for all those things you did and still do,
i know it's because you love me as i love you too."
wow.poetic(?) jugak aku ni rupanya,EHEH.
happy birthday daddy!i reaaaaalllyyy reeaaaaalllyyy love you ;)
oh and dekat jat pun i bagi ucapan jugak(my brother and my father share the same birth date.how awkward is that -_-),
"oit abang buruk,happy 29th birthday!nak hadiah tunggu skoleshit masuk.EHEH."
nampak tak betapa jauhnya beza kasih sayang aku pada bapa tersayang dan pada abang terburuk?
jwegtfuewrkgjvekwr.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Entri berilmiah pertama.kot.
Kadang-kadang dekat uia ni aku rasa sikit tensyen dan bosan kerana tak dapat ikut kelas english.
menyesal jugak sebab exempted -_-
sebabnya?
kawan-kawan aku ramai gilaaaaaa cerita kelas english lag kelas paling best lah group campur lelaki perempuan lah buat project boleh bincang-bincang lah.
paham-pahamlah kan hati manusia biasa i yang gatal ni,
"eh.BESSSSSSSSSNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
boleh bergaul bebas yuhu wuhu besnya besnya besnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!dahlah kat plkn tu restricted.kat skolah je aku dapat bersembang dan bersosial dengan budak laki-laki."
tapi bila aku reflect balik,
why would i want to make myself that 'available' when i know He is trying to make me a modest and someone yang you know,mahal lah orang kata.
the truth is,masa sekolah je aku bergaul dengan budak lelaki.and i almost fell in love with one.si lelaki pun memberi respons yang cukup baik.tapi tengok-tengok die kapel balik dengan ex die.and i was left alone.
masa plkn.ada satu module ni nama dia modul integrasi.cikgu-cikgu yang datang pun dari luar,so taktahulah macamana nak handle satu kelas yang ada sampai 50,60 orang tu.masa tulah kawan-kawan perempuan aku berkenalan lebih rapat dengan kawan-kawan lelaki dari semenanjung dan sabah,main tukar-tukar nombor,main berlakon sama-sama,main gelak-gelak.modul ni dijalankan about a week.
i was infected with conjunctivitis the sunday before the module started and i was quarantined FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.so aku tak ikut kelas ni langsung,thus,tak ada peluang langsung lah nak bersosial dan bercampur dengan budak-budak lelaki.
memang ada banyak module,tapi the other modules jurulatih yang conduct so diorang tahu lah macamana nak bagi wira dengan wirawati tak bergaul bebas macam masa module integrasi yang aku tak sempat ikut even satu hari tu.
masa dekat sana pun,i didnt really have a lot of guy friends.maybe im just too ugly to befriend.or there's something else.i was different masa dekat plkn.in a way.in a really,bad way.
but im not going to elaborate it further.id rather if what happened there,stays there.bila ingat balik the things ive done rasa berdosanya.
sinsing tangan takat siku tu macam hari-hari aku buat -_-
astaghfirullah23847513287523895837535935235x.
okay ckukoplah bukak aib sendiri tu,haishh.
and then masuk uia,english exempted.
there goes my chance to mingle with guys yet again.
class biology aku penuh dengan budak-budak DQ baik laki atau perempuan so kepahotaklah nak mingle kaaan.
class chemistry aku friendly la budak laki-laki die tapi it stops there.madam kitorang pun macam strict mana bagi group laki perempuan campur-campur.takat nampak kat luar angkat-angkat kening tanpa tahu nama siapa tu jelah.
class mathematics lagi haram jadah nak bermingle apa.laki 6,perempuan nak dekat dua puluh.laki pulak jadi pemalu dalam kelas ni -.-
can you see the flow here?
aku tak ada chance langsung.LANGSUNG.nak bermingle dengan lelaki.
dalam keadaan separuh sedar,aku tengah mempraktikkan ayat 'la takrabu zina' tu.
sometimes i felt like He purposely did this to make me a better person in religious terms.
and thanks to my biology class,im starting to wear handsocks :D
first-first rasa semacam sebab almost ALL the girls dalam biology class tu bertudung bulat and pakai handsock.pakai tudung tiga segi about 3,4 orang je.shopping tudung raya nanti aku nak cari tudung bidang limapuluh -_-
so sekarang aku macam dah terbiasa pakai handsocks,alhamdulillah kaaaaaaaaaaan?
kalau tak pakai rasa naked.eheh.
next mission,biasakan diri pakai niqab!
okay aku rasa mak aku akan sepak terajang kalau aku ngada-ngada nak keluar rumah pakai niqab saja sebab nak nampak macam wanita arab asli,ECEH.
apahal selalu main lari-lari dari topik niii.
so bila aku fikir balik kan,macam tadilah
kenapa aku tergila-gila nak murahkan diri bila Dia nak mahalkan diri aku?
i don't think you guys get it anyway -_-
saja nak tulis eheh.
after all,i do write to express eh?
cheers :)
menyesal jugak sebab exempted -_-
sebabnya?
kawan-kawan aku ramai gilaaaaaa cerita kelas english lag kelas paling best lah group campur lelaki perempuan lah buat project boleh bincang-bincang lah.
paham-pahamlah kan hati manusia biasa i yang gatal ni,
"eh.BESSSSSSSSSNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
boleh bergaul bebas yuhu wuhu besnya besnya besnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!dahlah kat plkn tu restricted.kat skolah je aku dapat bersembang dan bersosial dengan budak laki-laki."
tapi bila aku reflect balik,
why would i want to make myself that 'available' when i know He is trying to make me a modest and someone yang you know,mahal lah orang kata.
the truth is,masa sekolah je aku bergaul dengan budak lelaki.and i almost fell in love with one.si lelaki pun memberi respons yang cukup baik.tapi tengok-tengok die kapel balik dengan ex die.and i was left alone.
masa plkn.ada satu module ni nama dia modul integrasi.cikgu-cikgu yang datang pun dari luar,so taktahulah macamana nak handle satu kelas yang ada sampai 50,60 orang tu.masa tulah kawan-kawan perempuan aku berkenalan lebih rapat dengan kawan-kawan lelaki dari semenanjung dan sabah,main tukar-tukar nombor,main berlakon sama-sama,main gelak-gelak.modul ni dijalankan about a week.
i was infected with conjunctivitis the sunday before the module started and i was quarantined FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.so aku tak ikut kelas ni langsung,thus,tak ada peluang langsung lah nak bersosial dan bercampur dengan budak-budak lelaki.
memang ada banyak module,tapi the other modules jurulatih yang conduct so diorang tahu lah macamana nak bagi wira dengan wirawati tak bergaul bebas macam masa module integrasi yang aku tak sempat ikut even satu hari tu.
masa dekat sana pun,i didnt really have a lot of guy friends.maybe im just too ugly to befriend.or there's something else.i was different masa dekat plkn.in a way.in a really,bad way.
but im not going to elaborate it further.id rather if what happened there,stays there.bila ingat balik the things ive done rasa berdosanya.
sinsing tangan takat siku tu macam hari-hari aku buat -_-
astaghfirullah23847513287523895837535935235x.
okay ckukoplah bukak aib sendiri tu,haishh.
and then masuk uia,english exempted.
there goes my chance to mingle with guys yet again.
class biology aku penuh dengan budak-budak DQ baik laki atau perempuan so kepahotaklah nak mingle kaaan.
class chemistry aku friendly la budak laki-laki die tapi it stops there.madam kitorang pun macam strict mana bagi group laki perempuan campur-campur.takat nampak kat luar angkat-angkat kening tanpa tahu nama siapa tu jelah.
class mathematics lagi haram jadah nak bermingle apa.laki 6,perempuan nak dekat dua puluh.laki pulak jadi pemalu dalam kelas ni -.-
can you see the flow here?
aku tak ada chance langsung.LANGSUNG.nak bermingle dengan lelaki.
dalam keadaan separuh sedar,aku tengah mempraktikkan ayat 'la takrabu zina' tu.
sometimes i felt like He purposely did this to make me a better person in religious terms.
and thanks to my biology class,im starting to wear handsocks :D
first-first rasa semacam sebab almost ALL the girls dalam biology class tu bertudung bulat and pakai handsock.pakai tudung tiga segi about 3,4 orang je.shopping tudung raya nanti aku nak cari tudung bidang limapuluh -_-
so sekarang aku macam dah terbiasa pakai handsocks,alhamdulillah kaaaaaaaaaaan?
kalau tak pakai rasa naked.eheh.
next mission,biasakan diri pakai niqab!
okay aku rasa mak aku akan sepak terajang kalau aku ngada-ngada nak keluar rumah pakai niqab saja sebab nak nampak macam wanita arab asli,ECEH.
apahal selalu main lari-lari dari topik niii.
so bila aku fikir balik kan,macam tadilah
kenapa aku tergila-gila nak murahkan diri bila Dia nak mahalkan diri aku?
i don't think you guys get it anyway -_-
saja nak tulis eheh.
after all,i do write to express eh?
cheers :)
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tolong boleh?
Aku rasa aku macam nak stop mencarut publicly -_-
kecuali mencarut semasa chatting dengan lee okay yang itu perrrrluuuu HAHAGAHGAAG.
okay seriouslah bodoh.
tengok tu,kelaur bodoh sekali.
aku rasa mulut aku macam dah lali dengan mencarut dan bercakap perkara-perkara yang kurang elok dan kurang sopan.
SIAPA NAK KAHWIN DNEGAN AKU KALAU MACAMNIIII.
seorang perempuan yang mencarut adalah perkara paling turn-off untuk lelaki okay.
setahu aku lah,eheh.
so pleaselah sesiapa yang tahu tips-tips untuk berhenti mencarut dengan fasih,TOLONGLAH AKU.
tips-tips yang tampar diri sendiri ke cubit diri sendiri tu taknak aaaaaaaahhh.merepek semua tu.sebagai seorang yang sangat tidak berdisiplin series aku takkan TAMPAR DIRI SENDIRI bile mencarut.nanti lagilah aku mencarut -_-
tolong beri tips-tips yang sesuai dengan kemampuan aku sebagai perempuan yang cantik,baik,peramah dan bersopan santun,EH EH apasal dah melalut ni.
okay back to the point,
so sila bagi tunjuk ajar ya.the saying lelaki baik untuk perempuan baik memberi effect yang amat besar kepada aku.
aku taknak kahwin dengan lelaki jahat T_T
kecuali mencarut semasa chatting dengan lee okay yang itu perrrrluuuu HAHAGAHGAAG.
okay seriouslah bodoh.
tengok tu,kelaur bodoh sekali.
aku rasa mulut aku macam dah lali dengan mencarut dan bercakap perkara-perkara yang kurang elok dan kurang sopan.
SIAPA NAK KAHWIN DNEGAN AKU KALAU MACAMNIIII.
seorang perempuan yang mencarut adalah perkara paling turn-off untuk lelaki okay.
setahu aku lah,eheh.
so pleaselah sesiapa yang tahu tips-tips untuk berhenti mencarut dengan fasih,TOLONGLAH AKU.
tips-tips yang tampar diri sendiri ke cubit diri sendiri tu taknak aaaaaaaahhh.merepek semua tu.sebagai seorang yang sangat tidak berdisiplin series aku takkan TAMPAR DIRI SENDIRI bile mencarut.nanti lagilah aku mencarut -_-
tolong beri tips-tips yang sesuai dengan kemampuan aku sebagai perempuan yang cantik,baik,peramah dan bersopan santun,EH EH apasal dah melalut ni.
okay back to the point,
so sila bagi tunjuk ajar ya.the saying lelaki baik untuk perempuan baik memberi effect yang amat besar kepada aku.
aku taknak kahwin dengan lelaki jahat T_T
Monday, August 17, 2009
All I can say is OHMYGOD.
Tadi masa aku tengah tidur magrib(?) aku telah dikejutkan dengan dua misscall dari tyah dan satu mesej yang berbunyi,
"call me back ASAP"
sejak bila minah ni cakap inggris dengan aku nih -_-
lalu aku pun kol lah dia dengan kredit ciput sringgit lebih kerana sangat kurius apa yang emergency sampai miskol-miskol dan mesej-mesej dengan penuh aura kecemasan.
"wehh pahal?"
"HANG TAU TAK LIN KENE ADMIT KAT HOSPITAL SEMALAM(ke kemaren tah) SEBAB SUSPECT H1N1 AND DEMAM DIE DAH DUE MINGGU TAK SURUT-SURUT.baru semalam mak ngan ayah bawak die pegi hospital sebab parah macam nak mati(bahasa keluarga aku memang vulgar,harap maklum)dah lepastu meme pegi melawat die an memang je meme kerje kat hospital sungai buloh tu hahaha dokte kate darah die pekat sangat dah masuk berapa guni ayaq(air) tah and then die punye lungs ade abnormalities amende tah.PARAH GLE AN WEH?"
what.the.FUCK.
lalu mulalah sesi menjerit-jerit dengan disbelief kat dalam tepon,biasalah kan perempuan ehehheh.
so sekarang kakak aku tengah dekat spital bamboo river dan diberikan treatment sepertimana kepada pesakit-pesakit H1N1 yang lain.aku taktahu dah kena kuarantin ke belum.
SCARY GILA WEH KAKAK SENDIRI KENA SUSPECT FOR H1N1.
Dear God please don't let anything happen to her.I know she can be such a big pain in the ass sometimes,but she's my SISTER.thats what sisters dooo they annoy each otherrrr.
please make her baiksembuh cepat dan pulang ke rumah supaya bolih maen annoy-annoy the hell out of each other lagi :|
lin jengkel,cepat sembuh okay.lepastu duduk sorang-sorang dalam bilik seminggu supaya wa tidak dijangkiti dengan Hamburger 1 Nugget 1.
pray for her well being people,thanks :)
"call me back ASAP"
sejak bila minah ni cakap inggris dengan aku nih -_-
lalu aku pun kol lah dia dengan kredit ciput sringgit lebih kerana sangat kurius apa yang emergency sampai miskol-miskol dan mesej-mesej dengan penuh aura kecemasan.
"wehh pahal?"
"HANG TAU TAK LIN KENE ADMIT KAT HOSPITAL SEMALAM(ke kemaren tah) SEBAB SUSPECT H1N1 AND DEMAM DIE DAH DUE MINGGU TAK SURUT-SURUT.baru semalam mak ngan ayah bawak die pegi hospital sebab parah macam nak mati(bahasa keluarga aku memang vulgar,harap maklum)dah lepastu meme pegi melawat die an memang je meme kerje kat hospital sungai buloh tu hahaha dokte kate darah die pekat sangat dah masuk berapa guni ayaq(air) tah and then die punye lungs ade abnormalities amende tah.PARAH GLE AN WEH?"
what.the.FUCK.
lalu mulalah sesi menjerit-jerit dengan disbelief kat dalam tepon,biasalah kan perempuan ehehheh.
so sekarang kakak aku tengah dekat spital bamboo river dan diberikan treatment sepertimana kepada pesakit-pesakit H1N1 yang lain.aku taktahu dah kena kuarantin ke belum.
SCARY GILA WEH KAKAK SENDIRI KENA SUSPECT FOR H1N1.
Dear God please don't let anything happen to her.I know she can be such a big pain in the ass sometimes,but she's my SISTER.thats what sisters dooo they annoy each otherrrr.
please make her baiksembuh cepat dan pulang ke rumah supaya bolih maen annoy-annoy the hell out of each other lagi :|
lin jengkel,cepat sembuh okay.lepastu duduk sorang-sorang dalam bilik seminggu supaya wa tidak dijangkiti dengan Hamburger 1 Nugget 1.
pray for her well being people,thanks :)
Entri pedophile pertama.
kenapa perlu aku lapanbelas tahun?
kenapa perlu budak kecik-kecik sangat hensem seperti qahier?
kenapa perlu aku bukan empat tahun?
kenapa perlu lelaki-lelaki yang sebaya dengan aku geligeli?
kenapa dan kenapa dan kenapa.
kenapa perlu budak kecik-kecik sangat hensem seperti qahier?
kenapa perlu aku bukan empat tahun?
kenapa perlu lelaki-lelaki yang sebaya dengan aku geligeli?
kenapa dan kenapa dan kenapa.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
The moment our eyes met.
Today i met the sweetest guy while waiting for the taxi.
and i didnt even ask him for his name.
swt -_-"
mulanya begini,
disebabkan stress glababi duduk uia yang hujung minggu sunyi sepi cam tanah perkuburan tuu,aku pun mesejlah fatim dengan mengatakan tahap kebosanan yang ekstrimis.
lalu fatim pun berkata,
"ko pegi ah mana-mana stesen lrt jelatek ke nanti aku datang amek ko tido ah rumah aku"
PEH GILA PUCUK DICITA ULAM COME-COME.
lalu aku pun pakailah hoodie pink kegemaran dan jeans.tengok-tengok cermin rasa macam pakgad tak bagi lepas pakai jeans.lalu seluklah abaya kat atas.
dengan ini bermulalah perjalanan nak cari teksi suruh hantar gi lrt lalu naik lrt sampai jelatek gi rumah fatem.
sedang berjalan-jalan terlintas dua orang mamat.
being my other alim self dekat uia(EHEH) aku pun menundukkanlah pandangan dan buat muka paling bodoh serta meneruskan perjalanan ke pondok gad yang masih panjang.
tiba-tibda one of the two boys menjerit,
"OI!"
cis ingat mak aku bagi nama oi binti gazzali ke ah.
*ignores the oi-ing*
"ATIKAH!"
O.O
sapa plaaaaaaak yang tau nama aku neh sejak bila aku bersosial dengan budak-budak lelaki uia neehh.
lalu aku pun pusinglah belakang dengan saspesnye,
tengok-tengok
"eh.AMAT?"
heeleh gila kawan skolah hira sioooooot hahagagahg.
setelah nak dekat 7,8 tahun tak jumpa bersapalah sebentar yang menjadi dua bentar dan tiga bentar dan patlima bentar.dah potpet cam lama sikit aku pun gerak ah dan melambai byebye.
pastu jalan sampai pondok gad pakcik gad tanya,"nak ke mana dik?"
"eh ehh.rumah kawan"
lalu dilepaskan beliau.
sedang khusyuk mencari teksi yang dari jauh nampak cam teksi bila dah dekat lamborghini ada suara garausexy menyapa i,
"nak pegi mane ni?"
*turns around*
EH APA NIH COMEL GILA MAMAT NI OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG KENAPA DIA TEGUR AKU MANA PERNAH ADA MAMAT COMEL TEGUR AKU CANTIK MANIS SANGATKAH AKU BERJUBAH NI HAAHHH HAHHHH HAAAAHH.
gila terkaku 3 stengah minit.
"uhh.rumah kawan"
"ohh.dekat mane?"
"ampang"
"nak pegi naik apa?"
"lrt"
"naik teksi sampai stesen mana nanti?"
"asia jaya je"
"ohh kalau nak pegi kl central boleh naik sama-sama"
O.O
KENAPALAAAAAAAHH KENAPAAAAA AKU CAKAP ASIA JAYA KALAU TAK BOLEH NAIK TEKSI SAMA-SAMA DENGAN MAMAT COMEL TUUUUUUUUUUUU.
setelah sesi bertanya-tanyaan kami pun sambunglah tunggu teksi bersama-sama(?)
ada makcik tu lalu pandang sengih-sengih APAHAL INGAT WA MAU PEGI DATING DENGAN MAMAT COMEL KE HAAAH?
although that wouldn't be a really bad idea.
eheh heh ehehehehe hhhehehehe hehehe.
kemudian lalulah satu teksi,
mamat comel memandang dan membuat isyarat tangan yang bermaksud,"amek ah teksi ni'
lalu i dengan penuh gentleman membalas dengan isyarat yang bermaksud,"eh takpaaaa ill wait for another one."
lepastu mamat comel pun senyum yang menjadikan mukanya sribu kali lebih comel dan berbincang entah apa dengan si abang teksi.
after a few minutes he looks at me and said,
"eh pakcik teksi ni boleh je kalau nak hantar pegi asiajaya dulu lepastu baru pergi kl central.jom la"
ALAAHH DIA TOLONG TANYAKAN KEEEE SWEETNYAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHH tergoda gla weh rasa cam nak kawin kat situ jugak wtf.
kemudian ada lagi satu teksi kacau daun datang dan terpaksalah aku pergi kat teksi tu sambil menyumpah kerana peluang menaiki teksi dengan mamat comel melayang begitu sahaja.
TAHITAHITAHITAHITAHI.
lalu aku pun bertanya kepada pakcik teksi yang bawak anakbini bagai tu,
"asia jaya boleh pakcik?"
"haahh boleh boleh ape yang tak bolehnyeee"
sedih kerana saat perpisahan kami telah tiba(?),aku pun pandanglah sambila kata,"uhh.pegi dulu eh."
"okayy.jumpe lagi.bye :)"
boleh rasa okay smiley kat situ.
KENAPA AKU TAK TANYA NAMA DIA KE MINTAK NOMBOR SEBAGAI PENGERAT UKHUWAH KE KENAPA KENAPA KENAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
mamat comel,harap-harap kita dapat jumpa lagi dan terus kahwin okay?
i lebyu,muahmuah.
p/s:jangan kata aku batak ke dia tolong tanyakan sebab aku nampak macam pathetic dok situ sorang2 ke ape okay.i know he wants meeehhh.
haha oke pehal geli.
and i didnt even ask him for his name.
swt -_-"
mulanya begini,
disebabkan stress glababi duduk uia yang hujung minggu sunyi sepi cam tanah perkuburan tuu,aku pun mesejlah fatim dengan mengatakan tahap kebosanan yang ekstrimis.
lalu fatim pun berkata,
"ko pegi ah mana-mana stesen lrt jelatek ke nanti aku datang amek ko tido ah rumah aku"
PEH GILA PUCUK DICITA ULAM COME-COME.
lalu aku pun pakailah hoodie pink kegemaran dan jeans.tengok-tengok cermin rasa macam pakgad tak bagi lepas pakai jeans.lalu seluklah abaya kat atas.
dengan ini bermulalah perjalanan nak cari teksi suruh hantar gi lrt lalu naik lrt sampai jelatek gi rumah fatem.
sedang berjalan-jalan terlintas dua orang mamat.
being my other alim self dekat uia(EHEH) aku pun menundukkanlah pandangan dan buat muka paling bodoh serta meneruskan perjalanan ke pondok gad yang masih panjang.
tiba-tibda one of the two boys menjerit,
"OI!"
cis ingat mak aku bagi nama oi binti gazzali ke ah.
*ignores the oi-ing*
"ATIKAH!"
O.O
sapa plaaaaaaak yang tau nama aku neh sejak bila aku bersosial dengan budak-budak lelaki uia neehh.
lalu aku pun pusinglah belakang dengan saspesnye,
tengok-tengok
"eh.AMAT?"
heeleh gila kawan skolah hira sioooooot hahagagahg.
setelah nak dekat 7,8 tahun tak jumpa bersapalah sebentar yang menjadi dua bentar dan tiga bentar dan patlima bentar.dah potpet cam lama sikit aku pun gerak ah dan melambai byebye.
pastu jalan sampai pondok gad pakcik gad tanya,"nak ke mana dik?"
"eh ehh.rumah kawan"
lalu dilepaskan beliau.
sedang khusyuk mencari teksi yang dari jauh nampak cam teksi bila dah dekat lamborghini ada suara garausexy menyapa i,
"nak pegi mane ni?"
*turns around*
EH APA NIH COMEL GILA MAMAT NI OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG KENAPA DIA TEGUR AKU MANA PERNAH ADA MAMAT COMEL TEGUR AKU CANTIK MANIS SANGATKAH AKU BERJUBAH NI HAAHHH HAHHHH HAAAAHH.
gila terkaku 3 stengah minit.
"uhh.rumah kawan"
"ohh.dekat mane?"
"ampang"
"nak pegi naik apa?"
"lrt"
"naik teksi sampai stesen mana nanti?"
"asia jaya je"
"ohh kalau nak pegi kl central boleh naik sama-sama"
O.O
KENAPALAAAAAAAHH KENAPAAAAA AKU CAKAP ASIA JAYA KALAU TAK BOLEH NAIK TEKSI SAMA-SAMA DENGAN MAMAT COMEL TUUUUUUUUUUUU.
setelah sesi bertanya-tanyaan kami pun sambunglah tunggu teksi bersama-sama(?)
ada makcik tu lalu pandang sengih-sengih APAHAL INGAT WA MAU PEGI DATING DENGAN MAMAT COMEL KE HAAAH?
although that wouldn't be a really bad idea.
eheh heh ehehehehe hhhehehehe hehehe.
kemudian lalulah satu teksi,
mamat comel memandang dan membuat isyarat tangan yang bermaksud,"amek ah teksi ni'
lalu i dengan penuh gentleman membalas dengan isyarat yang bermaksud,"eh takpaaaa ill wait for another one."
lepastu mamat comel pun senyum yang menjadikan mukanya sribu kali lebih comel dan berbincang entah apa dengan si abang teksi.
after a few minutes he looks at me and said,
"eh pakcik teksi ni boleh je kalau nak hantar pegi asiajaya dulu lepastu baru pergi kl central.jom la"
ALAAHH DIA TOLONG TANYAKAN KEEEE SWEETNYAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHH tergoda gla weh rasa cam nak kawin kat situ jugak wtf.
kemudian ada lagi satu teksi kacau daun datang dan terpaksalah aku pergi kat teksi tu sambil menyumpah kerana peluang menaiki teksi dengan mamat comel melayang begitu sahaja.
TAHITAHITAHITAHITAHI.
lalu aku pun bertanya kepada pakcik teksi yang bawak anakbini bagai tu,
"asia jaya boleh pakcik?"
"haahh boleh boleh ape yang tak bolehnyeee"
sedih kerana saat perpisahan kami telah tiba(?),aku pun pandanglah sambila kata,"uhh.pegi dulu eh."
"okayy.jumpe lagi.bye :)"
boleh rasa okay smiley kat situ.
KENAPA AKU TAK TANYA NAMA DIA KE MINTAK NOMBOR SEBAGAI PENGERAT UKHUWAH KE KENAPA KENAPA KENAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
mamat comel,harap-harap kita dapat jumpa lagi dan terus kahwin okay?
i lebyu,muahmuah.
p/s:jangan kata aku batak ke dia tolong tanyakan sebab aku nampak macam pathetic dok situ sorang2 ke ape okay.i know he wants meeehhh.
haha oke pehal geli.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Because two halves are equal to one.
Today I saw my daddy in television.
and i remembered being prouder than ever to be his daughter :)
okay enough self motivational(?) words of wisdom.
AKU NAK PERGI SIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL TADDIIIII.
PUTRAJAYA BUKANNYE JAOH SANGAT PON DENGAN PETALING JAYAAAA.DUE-DUE PON ADA JAYA KAT BLAKANG APEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
plus klas aku pukul 4-5 SAHAJA okay tadi.sangatlah sempat kalau nak pergi launching ceremony yang pukul 930-1130 tu.
kenapa aku tak boleh pergi kenapaaaaaaaa?
oh ya.
takda orang nak usung pungkoq and yeah, aku takda lesen -_-
kerana tersangatlah curious nak tahu how it went,aku pun mesejlah mami chula,
"mamiii hawasde launching?"
(translated in proper mannered english : dear mother,how was the launching ceremony this morning?)
lalu setelah tunggu hinag berjanggutbermisaiberbuluketiakpanjang barulah mami reply,
"very good alhamdulillah.meme pun ramai orang puji jadi MC.tak sangka plak si ame tu.cakap english,arab dengan melayu.20 hb nanti rais yatim nak mai rumah makan briyani udang.papa la punya hal ni pi cerita kat si rais tu pasai briyani udang"
muka aku macamni lepas baca mesej
APAAAA NEHHH RAIS YATIM DOESN'T BELONG IN MY HOUSE EATING MY MOTHER'S HOME MADE NASIK BRIYANI UDANGGGG HE BELONGS IN HIS POSH HOUSE OR POSH OFFICE SOLVING THE NATION'S PROBLEM OR WHATEVERRR HE USUALLY DOESS APA NIHHH APA NIH APA NIHHHHH.
bapak aku ni dengan politician sebarang pun boleh ajak datang rumah makan briyani udang -_-"
TOLONGLAH DEAR PAPICHULA JANGAN BERKAMCING DENGAN RAIS YATIM LEPAS NI.
aku dapat rasakan yang dia bad influence(?)
jangan tanya kenapa.aku sangggaaaaatt tak minat politik okayy.next punya pulihanraya pun taktahu nak vote apa ni(ECEH PADAHAL DARI KECIK DAH ADA PENGARUH UNTUK VOTE APA)
oh and aku tak balik rumah minggu ni.
CAM SHIT KE APA.
homework betimbun-timbun dah jadi mini eberest.
jadi kena siapkanlah mini eberest tu sebelum kena bar dari exams or dapat surat warning ke or madam dan sir-sir mengamuk ke dan jadah-jadah haram lain yang boleh berlaku.
bilalaaaaaaaaaaaaa aku nak grad dan kerja dan kawin dan beranak lima ni.
and i remembered being prouder than ever to be his daughter :)
okay enough self motivational(?) words of wisdom.
AKU NAK PERGI SIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL TADDIIIII.
PUTRAJAYA BUKANNYE JAOH SANGAT PON DENGAN PETALING JAYAAAA.DUE-DUE PON ADA JAYA KAT BLAKANG APEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
plus klas aku pukul 4-5 SAHAJA okay tadi.sangatlah sempat kalau nak pergi launching ceremony yang pukul 930-1130 tu.
kenapa aku tak boleh pergi kenapaaaaaaaa?
oh ya.
takda orang nak usung pungkoq and yeah, aku takda lesen -_-
kerana tersangatlah curious nak tahu how it went,aku pun mesejlah mami chula,
"mamiii hawasde launching?"
(translated in proper mannered english : dear mother,how was the launching ceremony this morning?)
lalu setelah tunggu hinag berjanggutbermisaiberbuluketiakpanjang barulah mami reply,
"very good alhamdulillah.meme pun ramai orang puji jadi MC.tak sangka plak si ame tu.cakap english,arab dengan melayu.20 hb nanti rais yatim nak mai rumah makan briyani udang.papa la punya hal ni pi cerita kat si rais tu pasai briyani udang"
muka aku macamni lepas baca mesej
APAAAA NEHHH RAIS YATIM DOESN'T BELONG IN MY HOUSE EATING MY MOTHER'S HOME MADE NASIK BRIYANI UDANGGGG HE BELONGS IN HIS POSH HOUSE OR POSH OFFICE SOLVING THE NATION'S PROBLEM OR WHATEVERRR HE USUALLY DOESS APA NIHHH APA NIH APA NIHHHHH.
bapak aku ni dengan politician sebarang pun boleh ajak datang rumah makan briyani udang -_-"
TOLONGLAH DEAR PAPICHULA JANGAN BERKAMCING DENGAN RAIS YATIM LEPAS NI.
aku dapat rasakan yang dia bad influence(?)
jangan tanya kenapa.aku sangggaaaaatt tak minat politik okayy.next punya pulihanraya pun taktahu nak vote apa ni(ECEH PADAHAL DARI KECIK DAH ADA PENGARUH UNTUK VOTE APA)
oh and aku tak balik rumah minggu ni.
CAM SHIT KE APA.
homework betimbun-timbun dah jadi mini eberest.
jadi kena siapkanlah mini eberest tu sebelum kena bar dari exams or dapat surat warning ke or madam dan sir-sir mengamuk ke dan jadah-jadah haram lain yang boleh berlaku.
bilalaaaaaaaaaaaaa aku nak grad dan kerja dan kawin dan beranak lima ni.
Monday, August 10, 2009
How the hell do they do it?
Aku seriously taktahu macamana orang pandai-pandai ni boleh skor.macam skor gilababi 10,11,12,13,14,15 A1s.
MACAMANA WEH MACAMANA KORANG LAKUKANNYA?
aku nak dapat satu A1 weh,SATU A1 ONE BLOODY A1 pun susah gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.chemistry dengan bio tu aku study tahap chipmang pun dapat b3 wtfff.kalau aku tak study apatah lagi -_-
macamana nak dapat result hebat ajaaaaarlaaaaaaaaaaaahhh akuuuuuu.
and tolonglah jangan cakap STUDY LAST MINUTE KE TAK PAYAH STUDY KE APE KE bullshit lah semua tu.
kalau kau dah dapat sampai tigaploh A1s tu nampak-nampak la ko study mangkok.
aku memang benci gila kat orang pandai jenis camni.kedekut sangat kee nak share sikit tips kejayaan kau tu.taulah aku ni bengap tahap jutgfwkgfeqwlrgtqerg tapi at least TOLONG AH WEI KATE KAWAN KOOOT.
sape makan belacan rase pedas ok.
masa aku dekat al-amin dulu aku takpernah mempunyai daya saing bab pelajaran ni.(kecuali Bi ah pantang glaaaa kalau ada orang dapat markah lebih dari hakuuuu) bio,chemistry,physics,addmath.KAU NAK DAPAT A1 HAMBEKLAH AKU TAK HERAN.
sebab aku tahu aku memang hopeless in these subjects.tuisyen lah macamana pun wei.elok-elok pon tulah yang aku dapat b3 tu.sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
and tengok sekarang aku belajar apa,
subjects im taking for this semester,
-Biology I
-Chemistry I
-Mathematics I (YANG NI CAM ADDMATH TAHUTAK JEWGFELJKGTEUGFQEWKFWEGR)
kehadapan ibunda dan ayahanda yang anakanda sayangseribukalisayang,
kalau anakanda fail janganlah marah okay.ibunda dan ayahanda pun tahu akan kemenyampahan tahap brengset anakanda terhadap science2 sabjek ni.anakanda pun taktahu mengapa anakanda ambek pure science masa sekolah dulu dan mendapat result yang kepalahotaklah boleh dibanggakan.
oh baru anakanda teringat.IBUNDA YANG SUROH AMEK AAAAAAANNNNNN.takdelah anakanda nak menyalahkan ibunda disini.yang sudah itu sudah okay mami chulaku.meskipun anakanda tahu kalau anakanda amek art stream ketika sekolah dulu kemungkinan besar anakanda akan dapat lebih 2,3 A lebih dan pasti juga anakanda sedang belajar BEN IAITU KOS YANG DIIDAMKAN ANAKANDA TAPI ANAKANDA TAKBOLEH AMEK SEBAB KENA AMEK SATU SEM KOS BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE DULU KERANA APA YA?
SEBAB SEKOLAH DULU KAAAAAAAAAAAN,ANAKANDA AMEK PURE SCIENCE TAAAAAAUUUU.
tahi.(mencarut sopan)
jadi ibunda dan ayahanda tersayang,pahamilah anakanda dan janganlah maki ekstrimis kalau anakanda pel sabjek2 yang anakanda amek sem ni.sesungguhnya anakanda memanglah TERSANGAT BENCCCCCIIIIII sabjek2 tersebut.
CINTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
anakanda bongsumu yang sedang menderita kerana belajar biosc.
MACAMANA WEH MACAMANA KORANG LAKUKANNYA?
aku nak dapat satu A1 weh,SATU A1 ONE BLOODY A1 pun susah gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.chemistry dengan bio tu aku study tahap chipmang pun dapat b3 wtfff.kalau aku tak study apatah lagi -_-
macamana nak dapat result hebat ajaaaaarlaaaaaaaaaaaahhh akuuuuuu.
and tolonglah jangan cakap STUDY LAST MINUTE KE TAK PAYAH STUDY KE APE KE bullshit lah semua tu.
kalau kau dah dapat sampai tigaploh A1s tu nampak-nampak la ko study mangkok.
aku memang benci gila kat orang pandai jenis camni.kedekut sangat kee nak share sikit tips kejayaan kau tu.taulah aku ni bengap tahap jutgfwkgfeqwlrgtqerg tapi at least TOLONG AH WEI KATE KAWAN KOOOT.
sape makan belacan rase pedas ok.
masa aku dekat al-amin dulu aku takpernah mempunyai daya saing bab pelajaran ni.(kecuali Bi ah pantang glaaaa kalau ada orang dapat markah lebih dari hakuuuu) bio,chemistry,physics,addmath.KAU NAK DAPAT A1 HAMBEKLAH AKU TAK HERAN.
sebab aku tahu aku memang hopeless in these subjects.tuisyen lah macamana pun wei.elok-elok pon tulah yang aku dapat b3 tu.sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
and tengok sekarang aku belajar apa,
subjects im taking for this semester,
-Biology I
-Chemistry I
-Mathematics I (YANG NI CAM ADDMATH TAHUTAK JEWGFELJKGTEUGFQEWKFWEGR)
kehadapan ibunda dan ayahanda yang anakanda sayangseribukalisayang,
kalau anakanda fail janganlah marah okay.ibunda dan ayahanda pun tahu akan kemenyampahan tahap brengset anakanda terhadap science2 sabjek ni.anakanda pun taktahu mengapa anakanda ambek pure science masa sekolah dulu dan mendapat result yang kepalahotaklah boleh dibanggakan.
oh baru anakanda teringat.IBUNDA YANG SUROH AMEK AAAAAAANNNNNN.takdelah anakanda nak menyalahkan ibunda disini.yang sudah itu sudah okay mami chulaku.meskipun anakanda tahu kalau anakanda amek art stream ketika sekolah dulu kemungkinan besar anakanda akan dapat lebih 2,3 A lebih dan pasti juga anakanda sedang belajar BEN IAITU KOS YANG DIIDAMKAN ANAKANDA TAPI ANAKANDA TAKBOLEH AMEK SEBAB KENA AMEK SATU SEM KOS BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE DULU KERANA APA YA?
SEBAB SEKOLAH DULU KAAAAAAAAAAAN,ANAKANDA AMEK PURE SCIENCE TAAAAAAUUUU.
tahi.(mencarut sopan)
jadi ibunda dan ayahanda tersayang,pahamilah anakanda dan janganlah maki ekstrimis kalau anakanda pel sabjek2 yang anakanda amek sem ni.sesungguhnya anakanda memanglah TERSANGAT BENCCCCCIIIIII sabjek2 tersebut.
CINTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
anakanda bongsumu yang sedang menderita kerana belajar biosc.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Very well defined indeed.
Lee called me a bimbo.
*googles the word 'bimbo'*
derived from yahoo answers,
Bimbo means an attractivebut unintelligent woman it's a noun and it originated from the italian language.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
IRRITATING SIAL THEME SONG OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES.
*googles the word 'bimbo'*
derived from yahoo answers,
Bimbo means an attractive
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
IRRITATING SIAL THEME SONG OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES.
Dreading today.
Benci gila weeehhh hari ahad.
sebab kena balik cfs T_T
***
tiba-tiba rasa macam nak letak satu gambar.
bloggers anonymous lol wtf.
sebab kena balik cfs T_T
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tiba-tiba rasa macam nak letak satu gambar.
bloggers anonymous lol wtf.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Persepsi masyarakat.
Kenapa kan,kebanyakan orang memang sepantas kilat membuat judgment apabila melihat sesuatu yang pada mereka tidak elok dipandangan mata?
kenapa kan,kebanyakan orang tak pernah nak abide by the saying "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER" walaupun dah berjuta kali dengar?
kenapa kan,kebanyakan orang tak berusaha nak mengenali seseorang itu dengan lebih mendalam sebelum passing judgments?
kenapa,kenapa dan kenapa.
persepsi masyarakat,
kalau yang bertudung labuh elok menutup dada sedap pandangan mata kalau mencarut kena pakai tudung pendek?
apa relevannya?
dont judge a book by it's cover don't judge a book by it's cover don't judge a book by it's cover.
cuba ulang ayat ni banyak-banyak kali sampai meresap sikit dalam jiwa.
this saying doesnt only apply to judging bad people,they also apply in the judgment of the good ones.
misalnya macam pembunuh bersiri.depan kawan-kawan dia baik gila tahap jfcwkjefek.tapi dekat belakang bunuh orang jugak.ada kawan-kawan dia tahu?ada kawan-kawan dia nampak?boleh kawan-kawan dia agak?
don't judge a book by it's cover,SEE.
i think this saying applies to me too.aku pakai tudung ,pakailah.memang ni perkara wajib kena buat kan.aku tutup aurat,memanglah.sekali lagi ni pekara wajib.tapi tolong ya,aku buat bukan sebab wajib sahaja.aku memang NAK pakai tudung.no oppresions whatsoever.
tapi aku rasa tak adil untuk seseorang itu menghakimi aku sebab aku MENCARUT.
dude,i'd be lying if i said i wasnt the least bit offended that you asked me to change into a shorter length of veil.
bagi aku,mencarut ni macam cara aku mengekpresikan diri sendiri.kalau contohnya terlalu teruja,terlalu marah,terlalu bengang,terlalu sedih.konpem ah aku mencarut punya.aku juga mencarut pada ketidak adilan walaupun ini jarang berlaku.
different people express themselves in different ways.some sing,some dance,some write songs.for me,it's writing.and if you've been following my entries you would probably know that cursing is a part of my writing style.if i don't curse,then i'll feel that i havent expressed myself in the uttermost way.
but that's me lah kan.
you may find cursing vulgar and thus,when you see other people cursing,you'll automatically call them immoral and vulgar too.
im not saying that you called me immoral or anything.
but i'd be lying if i said what you've said earlier wasnt the least bit offending.
it did offend me in a way,yeah.
so you see,different people have different ways of living,communicating and of course,expressing themselves.
rambut sama hitam,hati lain-lain kan?
im really grateful that you cared of my cursing habit but yeah it's just me.
bukanlah aika kalau tak mencarut.
thanks again =)
kenapa kan,kebanyakan orang tak pernah nak abide by the saying "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER" walaupun dah berjuta kali dengar?
kenapa kan,kebanyakan orang tak berusaha nak mengenali seseorang itu dengan lebih mendalam sebelum passing judgments?
kenapa,kenapa dan kenapa.
persepsi masyarakat,
kalau yang bertudung labuh elok menutup dada sedap pandangan mata kalau mencarut kena pakai tudung pendek?
apa relevannya?
dont judge a book by it's cover don't judge a book by it's cover don't judge a book by it's cover.
cuba ulang ayat ni banyak-banyak kali sampai meresap sikit dalam jiwa.
this saying doesnt only apply to judging bad people,they also apply in the judgment of the good ones.
misalnya macam pembunuh bersiri.depan kawan-kawan dia baik gila tahap jfcwkjefek.tapi dekat belakang bunuh orang jugak.ada kawan-kawan dia tahu?ada kawan-kawan dia nampak?boleh kawan-kawan dia agak?
don't judge a book by it's cover,SEE.
i think this saying applies to me too.aku pakai tudung ,pakailah.memang ni perkara wajib kena buat kan.aku tutup aurat,memanglah.sekali lagi ni pekara wajib.tapi tolong ya,aku buat bukan sebab wajib sahaja.aku memang NAK pakai tudung.no oppresions whatsoever.
tapi aku rasa tak adil untuk seseorang itu menghakimi aku sebab aku MENCARUT.
dude,i'd be lying if i said i wasnt the least bit offended that you asked me to change into a shorter length of veil.
bagi aku,mencarut ni macam cara aku mengekpresikan diri sendiri.kalau contohnya terlalu teruja,terlalu marah,terlalu bengang,terlalu sedih.konpem ah aku mencarut punya.aku juga mencarut pada ketidak adilan walaupun ini jarang berlaku.
different people express themselves in different ways.some sing,some dance,some write songs.for me,it's writing.and if you've been following my entries you would probably know that cursing is a part of my writing style.if i don't curse,then i'll feel that i havent expressed myself in the uttermost way.
but that's me lah kan.
you may find cursing vulgar and thus,when you see other people cursing,you'll automatically call them immoral and vulgar too.
im not saying that you called me immoral or anything.
but i'd be lying if i said what you've said earlier wasnt the least bit offending.
it did offend me in a way,yeah.
so you see,different people have different ways of living,communicating and of course,expressing themselves.
rambut sama hitam,hati lain-lain kan?
im really grateful that you cared of my cursing habit but yeah it's just me.
bukanlah aika kalau tak mencarut.
thanks again =)
Friday, August 7, 2009
Disturbing entertainment.
Try watching this video and tell me it's not disturbing.
APAHAL BABY DIE NGERI SANGAT?
APAHAL BABY DIE NGERI SANGAT?
Awk-ward.
Tadi seperti biasa aku fatim maryam dengan huda pergilah U cafe nak dinner kat situ MAINLY SEBAB BANYAK MAMAT HOT KOT MALAM-MALAM WOOTS.
tapi opkos ah nak kave katela ubahh selere ke pejadaharam kan.
boring ah wehh hari-hari makan kat ZC punye cafe je -_-
nak dijadikan cerita(PEH MAKCIK GILA SIAL AYAT) lepas dah melantak separuh pinggan mee goreng basah yang agak sedap boleh tahan eheh at least lagi sedap dari fatem punya nasik goreng kale merah apatah ew ew okeh,kitorang pon jalan ah balik.
sedang berjalan terhuyunghayang macam orang mabuk sebab senak terlalu kenyang tu nampak la sekumpulan laki-laki di hadapan.buat doh ah sebab semua macam tak mencapai had ketinggian aku je HAGAGAHAGAHG.lagipun lepas makan an dah comot bagai dengan kicap mee tu ape kat pipi kalau menten pun bukan boleh mendatangkan hasil -.-
so berjalanlah macam biasa kan.masa selisih tu aku usha lah jugak manatau apabilamatabertentangmatajatuhcintapandangpertama ke kaaan.pastu tau tak sape yang aku bertentang matanya dengan?
rafiq.
SWORN ENEMY SEJAK DARJAH LIMA KOT WEH.
lepastu aku pandanglah depan buat bodoh.and then sebab tak puas hati nak make sure tu die aku pusing balik.dia pun tengah pusing belakang jugak.lalu kami pun melakonkan semula adegan mata bertentang mata.
masing-masing macam nak cakap something tapi tak tahu apa.
ye lah weh.
what do you say to someone whom you have never had a civilized conversation with,yet you have known for almost seven years?
nothing.nil.nada.blank.
JANGAN KATA AKU TAK PERAMAH KE APA OK.
takkan ah tak pernah-pernah bercakap(kecuali bertukar kata-kata kesat cacian makian dan ejekan) tiba tiba aku nak "EH OMG RAFIQ LAH KORANG HAAAII RAFIQ APA KHABAR AMBEK KOS APA KAT SINI MAHALAH APA?"
awk-warrrrd.
so in the end die pusing depan aku pusing depan dan kami pun meneruskan perjalanan masing-masing(?) macam tak pernah berjumpa.
tapi okay lah kot at least ada a flicker of recognition dekat aku eheh heh eheh dari ada aku jumpa sorang ke dua orang tah banin tu dekat pwtc ada ipta punya edu fair kot.dari jauh masing-masing dah nampak ah.lepastu bila lalu sebelah buat tak kenal.
ingat kau superior sangat ke haaaah.
hey we went to the same school for almost five years okay.at least senyumlah sikit ke nod ke tak pun pandang sekilas tanda kenal ke ape.
perlu ke buat muke babi aku-tak-pernah-jumpa-kau-seumur-hidup tu?
bukanlah aku mengharap sangat pun nak ditegur oleh banin-banin al-amin ni kan.serious shit aku tak pernah boleh nak masuk dengan banin.sikit je kot kawan banin al-amin aku.tu pun ade yang aku start befriending lepas aku pindah sekolah wtf.aku dengan banin al-amin macam mee segere dengan mee basah(?).langsung tak boleh nak masuk sikkkit pun.
nasib baik jugak aku pindahh masa form five tak de lah aku awkward sangat dengan orang laki sekarang.if i was left to rot in al-amin until my fifth form i think i would have a major problem in my opposite-sex-communication skills.
BILA MASANYA AKU NAK BERCAKAP DENGAN BANIN DEKAT AL-AMIN TU?
masa menguruskan program andalus?
sejak bila plaaaak aku layak jadi andalus nii.
masa bincang tentang keceriaan kelas dan jamuan tahunan?
take it from me,kalaupun aku jadi penolong haramjadah ah aku nak pergi meeting2 macamni.pointless sial -_-
masa discussion dalam kelas?
yelah tu boleh berbincang banin banat dalam kelas.
see?aku memang tak interact langsung dengan banin masa sekolah kot.
yang jerit pekik caci maki lain cerita okay,THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT.
jadi memanglah aku a bit thankful masuk sekolah kebangsaan biasa even if it was for only a year.
the atmosphere sangaaattt sangaaatt berbeza dari al-amin okay.tak ada ah weh ejek mengejek menjerit caci maki ni kat sana.i really like my guy friends there.they take me as i am.memang takde ah komen yang keji dan menyakitkan hati regarding apa-apa yang agak huduh dekat diri aku ni.
hey nobody's perfect kan?
the only way to love somebody is to embrace their imperfections.so there.
kawan-kawan lelaki dekat plkn pun sangat cool okay.of course lah diorang smoke la pergaulan agak bebas and such but hey,who are we to judge?
the fact that they make really good friends is more than enough what.
dah lama aku tak jumpa azer,nek,meor,boy and padel.they were the most awesome guyfriends i have ever had.good listeners,good advisers,good money lenders lol.rindu gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kat koraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannggg.
and stop thinking things like, "SOSIAL GILA WEH DIA NI KAWAN DENGAN RAMAI-RAMAI LAKI OMG ENTAH-ENTAH DAH TAK ADA DARA APA KUT"
that is just sooooooooooo 1998.
tapi opkos ah nak kave katela ubahh selere ke pejadaharam kan.
boring ah wehh hari-hari makan kat ZC punye cafe je -_-
nak dijadikan cerita(PEH MAKCIK GILA SIAL AYAT) lepas dah melantak separuh pinggan mee goreng basah yang agak sedap boleh tahan eheh at least lagi sedap dari fatem punya nasik goreng kale merah apatah ew ew okeh,kitorang pon jalan ah balik.
sedang berjalan terhuyunghayang macam orang mabuk sebab senak terlalu kenyang tu nampak la sekumpulan laki-laki di hadapan.buat doh ah sebab semua macam tak mencapai had ketinggian aku je HAGAGAHAGAHG.lagipun lepas makan an dah comot bagai dengan kicap mee tu ape kat pipi kalau menten pun bukan boleh mendatangkan hasil -.-
so berjalanlah macam biasa kan.masa selisih tu aku usha lah jugak manatau apabilamatabertentangmatajatuhcintapandangpertama ke kaaan.pastu tau tak sape yang aku bertentang matanya dengan?
rafiq.
SWORN ENEMY SEJAK DARJAH LIMA KOT WEH.
lepastu aku pandanglah depan buat bodoh.and then sebab tak puas hati nak make sure tu die aku pusing balik.dia pun tengah pusing belakang jugak.lalu kami pun melakonkan semula adegan mata bertentang mata.
masing-masing macam nak cakap something tapi tak tahu apa.
ye lah weh.
what do you say to someone whom you have never had a civilized conversation with,yet you have known for almost seven years?
nothing.nil.nada.blank.
JANGAN KATA AKU TAK PERAMAH KE APA OK.
takkan ah tak pernah-pernah bercakap(kecuali bertukar kata-kata kesat cacian makian dan ejekan) tiba tiba aku nak "EH OMG RAFIQ LAH KORANG HAAAII RAFIQ APA KHABAR AMBEK KOS APA KAT SINI MAHALAH APA?"
awk-warrrrd.
so in the end die pusing depan aku pusing depan dan kami pun meneruskan perjalanan masing-masing(?) macam tak pernah berjumpa.
tapi okay lah kot at least ada a flicker of recognition dekat aku eheh heh eheh dari ada aku jumpa sorang ke dua orang tah banin tu dekat pwtc ada ipta punya edu fair kot.dari jauh masing-masing dah nampak ah.lepastu bila lalu sebelah buat tak kenal.
ingat kau superior sangat ke haaaah.
hey we went to the same school for almost five years okay.at least senyumlah sikit ke nod ke tak pun pandang sekilas tanda kenal ke ape.
perlu ke buat muke babi aku-tak-pernah-jumpa-kau-seumur-hidup tu?
bukanlah aku mengharap sangat pun nak ditegur oleh banin-banin al-amin ni kan.serious shit aku tak pernah boleh nak masuk dengan banin.sikit je kot kawan banin al-amin aku.tu pun ade yang aku start befriending lepas aku pindah sekolah wtf.aku dengan banin al-amin macam mee segere dengan mee basah(?).langsung tak boleh nak masuk sikkkit pun.
nasib baik jugak aku pindahh masa form five tak de lah aku awkward sangat dengan orang laki sekarang.if i was left to rot in al-amin until my fifth form i think i would have a major problem in my opposite-sex-communication skills.
BILA MASANYA AKU NAK BERCAKAP DENGAN BANIN DEKAT AL-AMIN TU?
masa menguruskan program andalus?
sejak bila plaaaak aku layak jadi andalus nii.
masa bincang tentang keceriaan kelas dan jamuan tahunan?
take it from me,kalaupun aku jadi penolong haramjadah ah aku nak pergi meeting2 macamni.pointless sial -_-
masa discussion dalam kelas?
yelah tu boleh berbincang banin banat dalam kelas.
see?aku memang tak interact langsung dengan banin masa sekolah kot.
yang jerit pekik caci maki lain cerita okay,THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT.
jadi memanglah aku a bit thankful masuk sekolah kebangsaan biasa even if it was for only a year.
the atmosphere sangaaattt sangaaatt berbeza dari al-amin okay.tak ada ah weh ejek mengejek menjerit caci maki ni kat sana.i really like my guy friends there.they take me as i am.memang takde ah komen yang keji dan menyakitkan hati regarding apa-apa yang agak huduh dekat diri aku ni.
hey nobody's perfect kan?
the only way to love somebody is to embrace their imperfections.so there.
kawan-kawan lelaki dekat plkn pun sangat cool okay.of course lah diorang smoke la pergaulan agak bebas and such but hey,who are we to judge?
the fact that they make really good friends is more than enough what.
dah lama aku tak jumpa azer,nek,meor,boy and padel.they were the most awesome guyfriends i have ever had.good listeners,good advisers,good money lenders lol.rindu gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kat koraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannggg.
and stop thinking things like, "SOSIAL GILA WEH DIA NI KAWAN DENGAN RAMAI-RAMAI LAKI OMG ENTAH-ENTAH DAH TAK ADA DARA APA KUT"
that is just sooooooooooo 1998.
Kadang-kadang
Kadang-kadang rasa kecewa dengan diri sendiri sebab tak pernah boleh nak handle a lot of things at one time.
sure, i can multitask.
but multitasking in terms of life acquires skills which i reaaaaaally lack.
laziness is a fucking disease.
try getting over it.
sure, i can multitask.
but multitasking in terms of life acquires skills which i reaaaaaally lack.
laziness is a fucking disease.
try getting over it.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Tipu semua tu tipuuu.
Korang pernah dengar tak satu tips untuk bangun awal dengan jam loceng ni?
ni untuk orang-orang yang konon-konon ah nak bangun awal padahal bila alarm kat henpon bebunyi baik punya dok tekan off an.ada ah jugak yang tekan snooze dua tida kali pastu tekan off jugak wtf.
bende macamni selalunye jadi sebab henpon diletakkan di bawah bantal so bila bunyi si tuan punya henpon boleh senang-senang je capai bawah bantal and tekan off.
lalu punahlah harapan nak bangun awal dan study maths untuk kelas jam dua.
so aku ada terbaca lah somewhere cara nak bangun awal dengan berkesan guna alarm kat henpon jugak.ke meme bagitau tah(?)
caranya adalah merupakan yang,
set alarm dan letak henpon sejauhhhhhhhhhhh yang mungkin dari katil cam kat atas meja solek ke meja study kee.skati ko lah.
so kirenye macam kalau alarm tu berbunyi kan makin lama makin kuat aaaan.so kena ah bersusah payah nak bangun dan pergi off alarm irritating tu so konon-konon boleh segar bugar ah dalam perjalan nak pergi off alarm.
TIPU GILA SIAL.
HUH aku penah ah kot buat skali kat rumah.aku letak ah fon atas dressing table an.pastu aku set kol bape tah tujoh ke lapan poyo nak bangun awal dan study ah kot.pastu aku pon tidola dengan ceria dan sukahati nya kaaan esok pura-pura nak bangun awal.
*tengah mimpi makeout dengan dev patel*
TENENENET!!TENENET!!TENENENET!!TENENEEEET!!!!TETETNENENENETETENENETE!!!!!!
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!"carut aku tatkala tersedar dari mimpi indah.
SANGAT IRRITATING GILA BABI OKAY.
tengah sedap kooooooooooooooooooooooooot mimpi smooching dev patel aaaaaaaaaaaannnn weh ingat senang ke aku nak dapat mimpi indah macamni ah mimpi aku selalu macam putus-putuskan tangan orang tautakkk.
TENENET!!TENENENENETT!!TENENENENFUCKINGNET!!*alarm bunyi cam babi*
lalu aku pun terpaksa ah bangun dari comfort duvet aku dengan sejukwangi aircondnyaa untuk menutup alarm bangang tu.
lepastu sambung tidur balik.
PWNED GILAAA.
so the moral of the story is takyah ah buat taktik macamtu mesti you'll end up waking and walking towards your alarm clock being BLOODEH PISSSSEEEDDD and after turning if off continue stuffing your pillow in your face.
takkan bangung punya percayalah cakap wa.
or sebab aku yang malas cam uwefgkqwjefwpergolwvrliwgfeiurk.
ni untuk orang-orang yang konon-konon ah nak bangun awal padahal bila alarm kat henpon bebunyi baik punya dok tekan off an.ada ah jugak yang tekan snooze dua tida kali pastu tekan off jugak wtf.
bende macamni selalunye jadi sebab henpon diletakkan di bawah bantal so bila bunyi si tuan punya henpon boleh senang-senang je capai bawah bantal and tekan off.
lalu punahlah harapan nak bangun awal dan study maths untuk kelas jam dua.
so aku ada terbaca lah somewhere cara nak bangun awal dengan berkesan guna alarm kat henpon jugak.ke meme bagitau tah(?)
caranya adalah merupakan yang,
set alarm dan letak henpon sejauhhhhhhhhhhh yang mungkin dari katil cam kat atas meja solek ke meja study kee.skati ko lah.
so kirenye macam kalau alarm tu berbunyi kan makin lama makin kuat aaaan.so kena ah bersusah payah nak bangun dan pergi off alarm irritating tu so konon-konon boleh segar bugar ah dalam perjalan nak pergi off alarm.
TIPU GILA SIAL.
HUH aku penah ah kot buat skali kat rumah.aku letak ah fon atas dressing table an.pastu aku set kol bape tah tujoh ke lapan poyo nak bangun awal dan study ah kot.pastu aku pon tidola dengan ceria dan sukahati nya kaaan esok pura-pura nak bangun awal.
*tengah mimpi makeout dengan dev patel*
TENENENET!!TENENET!!TENENENET!!TENENEEEET!!!!TETETNENENENETETENENETE!!!!!!
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!"carut aku tatkala tersedar dari mimpi indah.
SANGAT IRRITATING GILA BABI OKAY.
tengah sedap kooooooooooooooooooooooooot mimpi smooching dev patel aaaaaaaaaaaannnn weh ingat senang ke aku nak dapat mimpi indah macamni ah mimpi aku selalu macam putus-putuskan tangan orang tautakkk.
TENENET!!TENENENENETT!!TENENENENFUCKINGNET!!*alarm bunyi cam babi*
lalu aku pun terpaksa ah bangun dari comfort duvet aku dengan sejukwangi aircondnyaa untuk menutup alarm bangang tu.
lepastu sambung tidur balik.
PWNED GILAAA.
so the moral of the story is takyah ah buat taktik macamtu mesti you'll end up waking and walking towards your alarm clock being BLOODEH PISSSSEEEDDD and after turning if off continue stuffing your pillow in your face.
takkan bangung punya percayalah cakap wa.
or sebab aku yang malas cam uwefgkqwjefwpergolwvrliwgfeiurk.
Panduan membeli sabun badan ketika menetap di hostel.
Walaupun aku tahu macam aku kurang layak untuk menulis manual ini kerana baru sahaja nak dekat lima bulan duduk di hostel(3 bulan plkn okeh),tapi aku masih nak tulis.
tujuan penulisan panduan ini adalah supaya manusia-manusia di luar sana yang bakal menduduki hostel tidak perlu melalui kisah sabun badan keji seperti yang sedang aku lalui.
kalau anda bercadang(?) untuk duduk di hostel dalam tempoh terdekat,sila jadikan entri ini sebagai bahan rujukan(?).
untuk kepuasan dan kawangian tahap mega maksimus,aku ingin mencadangkan agar korang belila sabun badan shokobutsu/shokebutsu/shokubutsu(jadah haraaam cane nak eje nih) perisa oren.
ini adalah kerana SANGAT PUAS OKAY SABUN BADAN DENGAN AROMA OREN WANGI GILAA TAMBAH-TAMBAH BANYAK BUIH SABUN PUHPUH MEMANG FRESS AH RASA LEPAS MANDI.
kalau inginkan kelainan boleh juga tukar jadi flavor sports tu.yang ade gamba orang berenang kat depan tu.yang bekas kale biru tu.YANG LEE PAKAI TUUUUU.
flavor sports(?) ni pun agak boleh tahanlah kerana buih sabun juga sangat banyak dan baunya yang sangat merangsang akan membuatkan korang rasa macam mahu bersukan sepanjang masa(?)
jadi saranan dari saya,belilah sabun shokobutsu/shokebutsu/shokubutsu perisa oren ataupun perisa sports.
due ni je yang aku penah pakai pon hagahagahga.
TAPI,TAPI,TAPI,
jangan SEKALI DUATIGAPATLIMANAMKALI BELI SABUN SHOKEBUTSU/SHOKOBUTSU/SHOKUBUTSU PERISA GRAPEFRUIT.
bau ketiak orang siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll.
aku tau lah aku tengah pakai sabun tu kot sekarang -_-
inilah akibat gedik-gedik nak cuba perisa baru lepastu bangang pegi ambek grapefruit yang ko tak penah makan tu pon beli refill sekali pulak tuuu.
jadi sekarang sangat menyesal kerana setiap kali selepas mandi diri sendiri akan berbau seperti baru habis main wrestling ekstrim dengan orang yang mempunyai masalah body odour dan malas mandi.
kecewa dengan diri sendiri T_T
kesimpulan yang kita dapat disini adalah,
JANGAN GATAL NAK CUBA-CUBA SABUN PERISA BARU KALAU TAK TAHU BAU DIA MACAMANA KERANA KELAK AKAN MENYESAL KERANA TERPAKSA HABISKAN SABUN PERISA KETIAK BARU BOLEH BELI YANG BARU.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
tetapi jika sudahpun terbeli sabun perisa ketiak,ada satu tips yang dapat dijadikan amalan supaya sabun cepat habis.
no,bukan mandi lime kali sehari wtf -_-
setiap kali mandi dan ingin sabun,sila picit bekas sabun tu sekuat hati sebanyak patlima kali sehingga melelehlelehleleh dari tapai tangan.walaupun akan berbau ketiak dengan lebih extreme,tapi boleh cover dengan penyemburan secara excessive minyak wangi adidas kale pink.
dan juge deodorant adidas warna pink.
senang cite kalau ade lotion ke ape pakai ah sume weh bagi hilang bau ketiak tu.
tamatlah panduan konsumer(?) untuk hari ini.
sekian,wabilahitaufiqwalhidayah,wa assalamualiakumwarahmatullahiwabarokatuh.
fuh baby fuh.
tujuan penulisan panduan ini adalah supaya manusia-manusia di luar sana yang bakal menduduki hostel tidak perlu melalui kisah sabun badan keji seperti yang sedang aku lalui.
kalau anda bercadang(?) untuk duduk di hostel dalam tempoh terdekat,sila jadikan entri ini sebagai bahan rujukan(?).
untuk kepuasan dan kawangian tahap mega maksimus,aku ingin mencadangkan agar korang belila sabun badan shokobutsu/shokebutsu/shokubutsu(jadah haraaam cane nak eje nih) perisa oren.
ini adalah kerana SANGAT PUAS OKAY SABUN BADAN DENGAN AROMA OREN WANGI GILAA TAMBAH-TAMBAH BANYAK BUIH SABUN PUHPUH MEMANG FRESS AH RASA LEPAS MANDI.
kalau inginkan kelainan boleh juga tukar jadi flavor sports tu.yang ade gamba orang berenang kat depan tu.yang bekas kale biru tu.YANG LEE PAKAI TUUUUU.
flavor sports(?) ni pun agak boleh tahanlah kerana buih sabun juga sangat banyak dan baunya yang sangat merangsang akan membuatkan korang rasa macam mahu bersukan sepanjang masa(?)
jadi saranan dari saya,belilah sabun shokobutsu/shokebutsu/shokubutsu perisa oren ataupun perisa sports.
due ni je yang aku penah pakai pon hagahagahga.
TAPI,TAPI,TAPI,
jangan SEKALI DUATIGAPATLIMANAMKALI BELI SABUN SHOKEBUTSU/SHOKOBUTSU/SHOKUBUTSU PERISA GRAPEFRUIT.
bau ketiak orang siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll.
aku tau lah aku tengah pakai sabun tu kot sekarang -_-
inilah akibat gedik-gedik nak cuba perisa baru lepastu bangang pegi ambek grapefruit yang ko tak penah makan tu pon beli refill sekali pulak tuuu.
jadi sekarang sangat menyesal kerana setiap kali selepas mandi diri sendiri akan berbau seperti baru habis main wrestling ekstrim dengan orang yang mempunyai masalah body odour dan malas mandi.
kecewa dengan diri sendiri T_T
kesimpulan yang kita dapat disini adalah,
JANGAN GATAL NAK CUBA-CUBA SABUN PERISA BARU KALAU TAK TAHU BAU DIA MACAMANA KERANA KELAK AKAN MENYESAL KERANA TERPAKSA HABISKAN SABUN PERISA KETIAK BARU BOLEH BELI YANG BARU.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
tetapi jika sudahpun terbeli sabun perisa ketiak,ada satu tips yang dapat dijadikan amalan supaya sabun cepat habis.
no,bukan mandi lime kali sehari wtf -_-
setiap kali mandi dan ingin sabun,sila picit bekas sabun tu sekuat hati sebanyak patlima kali sehingga melelehlelehleleh dari tapai tangan.walaupun akan berbau ketiak dengan lebih extreme,tapi boleh cover dengan penyemburan secara excessive minyak wangi adidas kale pink.
dan juge deodorant adidas warna pink.
senang cite kalau ade lotion ke ape pakai ah sume weh bagi hilang bau ketiak tu.
tamatlah panduan konsumer(?) untuk hari ini.
sekian,wabilahitaufiqwalhidayah,wa assalamualiakumwarahmatullahiwabarokatuh.
fuh baby fuh.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Entri disturbed gila cam !@#$%^&*.
Aku masih rasa sangat terganggu setelah melihat gambar-gambar bayi yang dibuang dekat internet.tadi aku beli kosmo (sudah jadi kebiasaan okay beli kosmo and star hari-hari.biar seimbang kaaaaaan bahasa melayu dan bahasa inggeris?) lalu being my curious self aku pun pergilah google kat internet.sampai sekarang rasa..semacam.
korang nak tengok google je "kes buang bayi" lepastu click images.banyak la yang keluar nanti.ade yang bayi dibuang dari tingkat 17 apartment la,kene gonggong anjing la.hiba gila okay baca.aku juga sudah bertekad walau macaman pun rupa segala anak aku nanti OVER MY DEAD BODY THRICE will i ever buang my bayi.i sungguh sayang pada my bayi hokeh.bila aku dah ada bayi nanti lah hehe.
rasa macam nak letak pictures yang menyayat hati tu katsini tapi agak mhhhmhhmmm laaa.boleh muntah jugak kot kalau tengok masa makan.
nampak tak kenapa kita disuruh LA TAKRABU ZINA?
bukan jangan berzina okay but jangan MENGHAMPIRI zina.
tak salah nak kawan dengan lelaki.yelah aku pun ada jugak.tapi it'll be a problem kalau tak ada batas.tak tahu where to stop.bodohlah kau kalau percaya lelaki yang cakap "i'll be with you through thick and thin baby."
TAK ADA NYA LAAAAHH KAU NAK BERSAMA AKU THRU THICK AND THIN.
manusia ni dah kena bolos baru nak tau bodoh tak bodohnye diri tu.dah mengandung baru nak regret the past.
weh,there are no such thing as PAST REGRETS la.masa buat kau tak nak pike.dah dapat hasil baru menggelabah?
bangang.
memang aku emo okay and i think u'll be like this too if you saw the pictures i did earlier.
boleh buat diri sendiri takda mood sepanjang hari.seriousssss.
berita kosmo tadi lagi sedih okay siap ada images lagi.baby tu kene makan dengan biawak like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.shitty gila weh parents baby tuuuuuuuuu.all that was left is the right hand and the head.yang lain semua dah kena makan.
DISTURBINGGG SIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL.
i hope you two will rot in hell.
korang nak tengok google je "kes buang bayi" lepastu click images.banyak la yang keluar nanti.ade yang bayi dibuang dari tingkat 17 apartment la,kene gonggong anjing la.hiba gila okay baca.aku juga sudah bertekad walau macaman pun rupa segala anak aku nanti OVER MY DEAD BODY THRICE will i ever buang my bayi.i sungguh sayang pada my bayi hokeh.bila aku dah ada bayi nanti lah hehe.
rasa macam nak letak pictures yang menyayat hati tu katsini tapi agak mhhhmhhmmm laaa.boleh muntah jugak kot kalau tengok masa makan.
nampak tak kenapa kita disuruh LA TAKRABU ZINA?
bukan jangan berzina okay but jangan MENGHAMPIRI zina.
tak salah nak kawan dengan lelaki.yelah aku pun ada jugak.tapi it'll be a problem kalau tak ada batas.tak tahu where to stop.bodohlah kau kalau percaya lelaki yang cakap "i'll be with you through thick and thin baby."
TAK ADA NYA LAAAAHH KAU NAK BERSAMA AKU THRU THICK AND THIN.
manusia ni dah kena bolos baru nak tau bodoh tak bodohnye diri tu.dah mengandung baru nak regret the past.
weh,there are no such thing as PAST REGRETS la.masa buat kau tak nak pike.dah dapat hasil baru menggelabah?
bangang.
memang aku emo okay and i think u'll be like this too if you saw the pictures i did earlier.
boleh buat diri sendiri takda mood sepanjang hari.seriousssss.
berita kosmo tadi lagi sedih okay siap ada images lagi.baby tu kene makan dengan biawak like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.shitty gila weh parents baby tuuuuuuuuu.all that was left is the right hand and the head.yang lain semua dah kena makan.
DISTURBINGGG SIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL.
i hope you two will rot in hell.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
The never ending obsession.
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patel.
*lagu bground mariah carey obsessed*
*lagu bground mariah carey obsessed*
Acha baby,acha.
Aku baru habis tengok slumdog millionaire.
and of course,DEV PATEEEEEEEEEEELLLL.
FUCKETYFUCK APASAL DIA HOT SANGAT DALAM CITE TU WEEIIIIHHH
ye,ye aku tahu selame ni aku obses dengan dev patel macam ah dah tengok slumdog millionaire beribu kali.padahal ni first time kot.hehehehehehehehehehe.
dev patel ada some random-but-unique-attraction okay.tak tengok movie dia pon dah boleh jatuh cinta tahap nak cekik orang sebelah yang sedang high dalam dunianya sendiri sebab minum ubat batuk dalam penutup botol.
boleh jadi juga sebab tensi secara ekstrim.
jadi,selepas menatap tanpa berkelip skrin kempete ni,i've concluded that SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS TEEHHH SHITTT MAAANN.
it really is one bangin shit.
layak ah weh dapat 8 oscars and beribu lagi award tu.dahlah like filem yang sangat low cost okay.dahla very realistic okay.DAHLAH ADA DEV PATEL TERCINTA OKAY.
shit.tengok cite ni membuatkan NEED aku untuk berkahwin dengan dev patel semakin significant.
dear dev patel,
i hope that you will come across my blog(under unexplained circumstances or something) and read this love letter i've composed just for you.YOU'RE SMOKIN HOT MAAAANNNN.i loved watching you on slumdog millionaire and i would like to be married to you since mai pyara tumhe samana yamaloka.yes,i know direct translation from an online english-hindi dictionary can sound very manda.but it's the only way for me to spashta peta anubhava ora tumhe.i hope you will consider my little request.
WITH SO MUCH LOVE BAYBEHHHH,
your number one fan who might also be your future wife.if you consider it.
p/s:PPPPLEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEE MAAAAAAAAARRRYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
and of course,DEV PATEEEEEEEEEEELLLL.
FUCKETYFUCK APASAL DIA HOT SANGAT DALAM CITE TU WEEIIIIHHH
ye,ye aku tahu selame ni aku obses dengan dev patel macam ah dah tengok slumdog millionaire beribu kali.padahal ni first time kot.hehehehehehehehehehe.
dev patel ada some random-but-unique-attraction okay.tak tengok movie dia pon dah boleh jatuh cinta tahap nak cekik orang sebelah yang sedang high dalam dunianya sendiri sebab minum ubat batuk dalam penutup botol.
boleh jadi juga sebab tensi secara ekstrim.
jadi,selepas menatap tanpa berkelip skrin kempete ni,i've concluded that SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS TEEHHH SHITTT MAAANN.
it really is one bangin shit.
layak ah weh dapat 8 oscars and beribu lagi award tu.dahlah like filem yang sangat low cost okay.dahla very realistic okay.DAHLAH ADA DEV PATEL TERCINTA OKAY.
shit.tengok cite ni membuatkan NEED aku untuk berkahwin dengan dev patel semakin significant.
dear dev patel,
i hope that you will come across my blog(under unexplained circumstances or something) and read this love letter i've composed just for you.YOU'RE SMOKIN HOT MAAAANNNN.i loved watching you on slumdog millionaire and i would like to be married to you since mai pyara tumhe samana yamaloka.yes,i know direct translation from an online english-hindi dictionary can sound very manda.but it's the only way for me to spashta peta anubhava ora tumhe.i hope you will consider my little request.
WITH SO MUCH LOVE BAYBEHHHH,
your number one fan who might also be your future wife.if you consider it.
p/s:PPPPLEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEE MAAAAAAAAARRRYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Lady by day,bitch by night.
Because shopping really is a remedy when you're depressed.
two tops at one go baybee.
life's gooooooooooood.
(app 3 seconds after giving the ejfgawkefawe look kat fatem)
AWKWARD SIAL BILA ORANG TENGOK AKU TYPE SATU-SATU MASA BLOGGING.
serious weh jangan baca pon blog aku kat depan aku.korang nak baca aku tak kesah.tapi PLEASE baca masa aku takda kat situ and JANGAN SESEKALI BACA KUAT-KUAT MACAM NAK NARRATE THE WHOLE DAMN BLOG.
semalam sakitsakit jiwa so aku gi lah pc fair yang digembargemburkan kan tu.apahal rasa macam banyak gila jumpa orang yang dikenali semalam hagahaga.the initial plan nak tengok cita proposal(PAHAL CITE NEH AKU NAK TENGOK LAND OF THE LOST AH BARU LAYAAAAAAAAN GAY GILE WEH KORAANGGG) tapi sebab ade lee si-bangang-yang-tak-tengok-wayang so aku pon malas ah nak tengok wayang sesungguhnye mengeji perempuan tu di depan lebih best dari tengok wayang okay hahahagahg.amrina pon ade like omg last sekali aku jumpa dia time darjah empat ke lima tah.SAMA GILA WEH MUKA DIA DULUKINISELAMANYA.
pehal macam takde purpose gila entry yang ni -.-
oh tyah si kakak hudoh pon ada jugakreunion wtf hahahagahagag.dah satu minggu tak jumpa selepas hari-hari selalu jumpa mestilah ada rindu SIKIT ah kaaaaaaaan.shit boleh muntah gila kalau tyah bace ni.
hah lepastu aku jumpa ts weh macam apahal random gila tak pernah sangka aku akan jumpa kawan plkn as random as this.tengah jalan tiba-tiba nampak sorang mamat yang WTF FAMILIAR GILA pakai cap.aku pun apalagi hypeeeeerrrrrventtiilaaaateeeee gilaaaaa aaahhh.
"HOLY SHIT KAWAN PLKN AKU SEH.TS WEH TS!"
it's not like lee dengan fatem kenal pun eheh heh heh.
aku macam nak tegur gila okaaaaaaaaaayyy tapi bila tengok he's surrounded by his APAHAL-SMUE-CUTE-CUTE-NI circle of friends tak jadi ah.
self conscious sial -_-
tapi aku masih macam nak tego sampai stalk die ikot masok burger king suruh lee pegi beli air ok HAHA SEMATE-MATE.pastu aku macam obvious gila kot diri dekat tempat yang die boleh nampak aku tapi sungguh jelangak si ts ni aku dudok situ nak dekat lima minit pun tak nampak-nampak jugak.
sampai lee dah habis beli air dah pun aku masih berdiri tegak ala-ala menyayi lagu negaraku di situ sebab aku macam MALU GILA NAK TEGURRRR.
sedang lee membebel betapa membazirnya dia beli air dan aku tak teguo ts die tibe-tibe tanye, "weh name die ape?"
"ts.asal?KAU JANGAN BERANI SANGAT NAK PERGI TEGO DIE WEHHYYYHHHHHHHHH"
but it was too late.she was already walking towards the group.
HYPERVENTILATE GILA SIAL AKU KAT LUAR BURGER KING TU WHHHAAAAAA AKU NAK CAKAP APA NIIIII WTF LEE MAMPUS KAU APAHAL KAU UKJFFAWEGRWGRJTGWEYKRFGWKJ SANGAAAAAAAAAAAATTT I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING FRIENDS?!?!
lepas dah puas mencarut secara dalaman aku pun tinjau ah dalam burger king nak tengok mana si fkjagkwfae tu.tengok2 ts tengah jalan.menuju ke arah aku.
dalam hati:F YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCCCCCCCCHHH
luar hati:"haiii ts!"
fake gila sial aku.
haha agak terharu jugak ah dia still kenal aku meskipun agak slekeh dan skema berbaju kurung sebab uia kjqwkwqf buat dresscode kalau ada outing.lepastu masa kitaorang bersembang KAWAN-KAWAN DIA YANG CUTE-CUTE TU SEMUA TENGOK HOLYSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT LAGI AH SELF CONSCIOUS MACAM NAK MATIIIII.
slenge gile ts siap ambek due belon hijau maxis melebeh aku pon amek satu je kot hagahagahag.
macam bangang kan masa aku tengah nak get over plkn terjumpa pulaaaaak si lim teng sheng niiiiiiiiiii.balik tu terus aku mesej ying cerita aku jumpa ts HAHAHAHA YING MESTI JELESSSS HAHAHAHA.
sape suruh duduk sandakan :P
aaaannnnnnnnnddddddddd i bought a pair of jeans WOOT-WOOT.padini sale gilawjghqkwjf okay jeans tu dari rm109 jadi rm32 WHATSHIT IS THIS?
bargain siaaaaaaallll so of course ah aku beli an hehehe.
and guess what?
lee bought the exact same jeans.
and beberapa jam minit lepastu bam went and bought another one.
so sekarang the three of us ada identical jeans wtf -.-
aku ngan lee lagi melampau ah identical jeans identical bf tee identical dress.
identical crushes,identical blablablablablablablablablablabla identical TWINS?
woot baby woot.
two tops at one go baybee.
life's gooooooooooood.
(app 3 seconds after giving the ejfgawkefawe look kat fatem)
AWKWARD SIAL BILA ORANG TENGOK AKU TYPE SATU-SATU MASA BLOGGING.
serious weh jangan baca pon blog aku kat depan aku.korang nak baca aku tak kesah.tapi PLEASE baca masa aku takda kat situ and JANGAN SESEKALI BACA KUAT-KUAT MACAM NAK NARRATE THE WHOLE DAMN BLOG.
semalam sakitsakit jiwa so aku gi lah pc fair yang digembargemburkan kan tu.apahal rasa macam banyak gila jumpa orang yang dikenali semalam hagahaga.the initial plan nak tengok cita proposal(PAHAL CITE NEH AKU NAK TENGOK LAND OF THE LOST AH BARU LAYAAAAAAAAN GAY GILE WEH KORAANGGG) tapi sebab ade lee si-bangang-yang-tak-tengok-wayang so aku pon malas ah nak tengok wayang sesungguhnye mengeji perempuan tu di depan lebih best dari tengok wayang okay hahahagahg.amrina pon ade like omg last sekali aku jumpa dia time darjah empat ke lima tah.SAMA GILA WEH MUKA DIA DULUKINISELAMANYA.
pehal macam takde purpose gila entry yang ni -.-
oh tyah si kakak hudoh pon ada jugakreunion wtf hahahagahagag.dah satu minggu tak jumpa selepas hari-hari selalu jumpa mestilah ada rindu SIKIT ah kaaaaaaaan.shit boleh muntah gila kalau tyah bace ni.
hah lepastu aku jumpa ts weh macam apahal random gila tak pernah sangka aku akan jumpa kawan plkn as random as this.tengah jalan tiba-tiba nampak sorang mamat yang WTF FAMILIAR GILA pakai cap.aku pun apalagi hypeeeeerrrrrventtiilaaaateeeee gilaaaaa aaahhh.
"HOLY SHIT KAWAN PLKN AKU SEH.TS WEH TS!"
it's not like lee dengan fatem kenal pun eheh heh heh.
aku macam nak tegur gila okaaaaaaaaaayyy tapi bila tengok he's surrounded by his APAHAL-SMUE-CUTE-CUTE-NI circle of friends tak jadi ah.
self conscious sial -_-
tapi aku masih macam nak tego sampai stalk die ikot masok burger king suruh lee pegi beli air ok HAHA SEMATE-MATE.pastu aku macam obvious gila kot diri dekat tempat yang die boleh nampak aku tapi sungguh jelangak si ts ni aku dudok situ nak dekat lima minit pun tak nampak-nampak jugak.
sampai lee dah habis beli air dah pun aku masih berdiri tegak ala-ala menyayi lagu negaraku di situ sebab aku macam MALU GILA NAK TEGURRRR.
sedang lee membebel betapa membazirnya dia beli air dan aku tak teguo ts die tibe-tibe tanye, "weh name die ape?"
"ts.asal?KAU JANGAN BERANI SANGAT NAK PERGI TEGO DIE WEHHYYYHHHHHHHHH"
but it was too late.she was already walking towards the group.
HYPERVENTILATE GILA SIAL AKU KAT LUAR BURGER KING TU WHHHAAAAAA AKU NAK CAKAP APA NIIIII WTF LEE MAMPUS KAU APAHAL KAU UKJFFAWEGRWGRJTGWEYKRFGWKJ SANGAAAAAAAAAAAATTT I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING FRIENDS?!?!
lepas dah puas mencarut secara dalaman aku pun tinjau ah dalam burger king nak tengok mana si fkjagkwfae tu.tengok2 ts tengah jalan.menuju ke arah aku.
dalam hati:F YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCCCCCCCCHHH
luar hati:"haiii ts!"
fake gila sial aku.
haha agak terharu jugak ah dia still kenal aku meskipun agak slekeh dan skema berbaju kurung sebab uia kjqwkwqf buat dresscode kalau ada outing.lepastu masa kitaorang bersembang KAWAN-KAWAN DIA YANG CUTE-CUTE TU SEMUA TENGOK HOLYSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT LAGI AH SELF CONSCIOUS MACAM NAK MATIIIII.
slenge gile ts siap ambek due belon hijau maxis melebeh aku pon amek satu je kot hagahagahag.
macam bangang kan masa aku tengah nak get over plkn terjumpa pulaaaaak si lim teng sheng niiiiiiiiiii.balik tu terus aku mesej ying cerita aku jumpa ts HAHAHAHA YING MESTI JELESSSS HAHAHAHA.
sape suruh duduk sandakan :P
aaaannnnnnnnnddddddddd i bought a pair of jeans WOOT-WOOT.padini sale gilawjghqkwjf okay jeans tu dari rm109 jadi rm32 WHATSHIT IS THIS?
bargain siaaaaaaallll so of course ah aku beli an hehehe.
and guess what?
lee bought the exact same jeans.
and beberapa jam minit lepastu bam went and bought another one.
so sekarang the three of us ada identical jeans wtf -.-
aku ngan lee lagi melampau ah identical jeans identical bf tee identical dress.
identical crushes,identical blablablablablablablablablablabla identical TWINS?
woot baby woot.
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