Sunday, August 2, 2009

Acha baby,acha.

Aku baru habis tengok slumdog millionaire.

and of course,DEV PATEEEEEEEEEEELLLL.

FUCKETYFUCK APASAL DIA HOT SANGAT DALAM CITE TU WEEIIIIHHH

ye,ye aku tahu selame ni aku obses dengan dev patel macam ah dah tengok slumdog millionaire beribu kali.padahal ni first time kot.hehehehehehehehehehe.

dev patel ada some random-but-unique-attraction okay.tak tengok movie dia pon dah boleh jatuh cinta tahap nak cekik orang sebelah yang sedang high dalam dunianya sendiri sebab minum ubat batuk dalam penutup botol.

boleh jadi juga sebab tensi secara ekstrim.

jadi,selepas menatap tanpa berkelip skrin kempete ni,i've concluded that SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS TEEHHH SHITTT MAAANN.

it really is one bangin shit.

layak ah weh dapat 8 oscars and beribu lagi award tu.dahlah like filem yang sangat low cost okay.dahla very realistic okay.DAHLAH ADA DEV PATEL TERCINTA OKAY.

shit.tengok cite ni membuatkan NEED aku untuk berkahwin dengan dev patel semakin significant.


dear dev patel,

i hope that you will come across my blog(under unexplained circumstances or something) and read this love letter i've composed just for you.YOU'RE SMOKIN HOT MAAAANNNN.i loved watching you on slumdog millionaire and i would like to be married to you since mai pyara tumhe samana yamaloka.yes,i know direct translation from an online english-hindi dictionary can sound very manda.but it's the only way for me to spashta peta anubhava ora tumhe.i hope you will consider my little request.

WITH SO MUCH LOVE BAYBEHHHH,
your number one fan who might also be your future wife.if you consider it.

p/s:PPPPLEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEE MAAAAAAAAARRRYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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