Tuesday, January 13, 2009


ya sudah selesai solat maghrib aku alhamdulillah.

sekarang aku nak sambung cakap pasal tadi.apa eh?

ah ya.lelaki dan solat.sebagai bakal ketua kelurga,kaum lelaki perlulah solat cukup lim waktu.ah mengapa ayat aku sudah bertukar lame.inilah masalah aku.bila datang mood blogging aku memang kene tulis non-stop.kalau ku tulis dan stop sekejap mood tu akan hilang.sigh.

mari cuba trigger mood aku dengan bercakap tentang,uh,aku kehilangan mentol.

ya tentang perkembangan di rumah.walaupun aku tahu kamu semua akan terus delete window ini apabila terbaca perkataan 'perkembangan di rumah',aku masih mahu menulis tentangnya.


aku tidak tahu perkembangan apa yang best di rumah aku.ah aku rasa sungguh pathetic sekali.

ya aku tahu mahu tulis tentang apa.aku sekarang tengah gila pakai t-shirt takat lutut.kau orang tahu tak aku kerja dekat store t-shirt takat lutut?ya,sebab itu ku gila beli t-shirt takat lutut.mengapa sungguh banyak perkataan t-shirt takat lutut di sini.

t-shirt ni makcik aku yang buat.i mean,compani ni dia punyalah.nama t-shirts ni hilyah.corak dia pun banyak varities.sesuai dengan teens.serious.sebelum ni aku tak teringin nak pakai t-shirt takat lutut sebab aku tengok corak dia mundane gila.aku kan remaja yang berwarna-warni(??)so sejak makcik aku start business buat t-shirt ni aku pun berminatlah nk pakai.lagipun sekarang susah nak cari baju yang longgar dan sesuai dengn aku yng kurus kering ni.kalau longgar tu macam khemah,kalau ketat tu macam stokin.terima kasih aunty pah kerana memulakan syarikat ini.

aku baru kerja setengah buln kat sini and aku dah beli empat t-shirts.design dia tempting gila la do.

kalau korang teringin nak tengok pegila kat website ni


kalau nak pos pun boleh.aku selalu buatkan courier untuk org order online.

ok i think im getting carried away.tapi serious la,designs dia best.and i think the price is affordable since mterial t-shirt ni yang tahan lasak punya maa.korang basuh la empat ribu kali pun takkan berbulu macam baju jpa tu.huh tensyen aku pakai baju jpa bulu aku dulu(waa pantun dua kerat).

ya.nampaknya topik t-shirt ini telah mentrigger mood blogging aku.nampknya aku perlu ada topik yng spesifik untuk berblog dengan lebih efektif.

semalam ku buka akaun myspace aku.aku nampak ada sorang kawan aku ni hantar bulletin.aku tengok macam menarik.so aku pun nak buat jugakla.heh heh.

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1) The only word in the English language that can be used in any possible way you want, and will still make sense.

2) Using this word will make you sound like you know hip words when the word doesn't mean anything at all.
"Dude that movie was so koz last night!"

"I wanna koz you so bad."

"Of course i love you baby, youre so koz."

"We just got kozed in that xbox match."

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

its dick in Burmese language.

"wooo, ur lee is half my size."


What a guy says when he knows what he's pissed off about is stupid, knows it will sound stupid coming out of his mouth, but can't quickly get over it.
Whats wrong?

"nothing...I said nothing....leave me alone dammit, you caring about whats wrong with me is whats wrong"

a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area

"Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink. "


6.HOMETOWN: Penang
One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.

Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.

"My penang itches."

"Why won't anyone love my penang?"

"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."

Really, the possibilities are endless.

All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!

"Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G. "

1)being in the state of hypnosis
2)something so beautiful that u go crazy looking at it

"daaaam i just fiza'ed out lookin at fiza!!!! " (LMAO LMAO)

the sexiest penguin-loving (and i mean LOVING) girl in California. missed every day by her numerous friends on the east coast.

"FIZA, get your hands away from there! "

The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

American Football player:How did he get that fine girl?
Hot girl:He plays soccer. I love soccer players.
American Football player:Damn. My penis is small.
Soccer player:Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.

10.YOUR LAST NAME: Aie (daddy's nick since ghazali hasnt been defined yet lmao)

10 more pages on this term paper. Aie!

i love the 'name one of ur friends' part.ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

dont worry lee ur still human to me lmao lmao.

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